Tom Gets Ballsy

Tom Cruise -- Click to WatchIt's clear Tom Cruise hasn't been spending enough quality time with David Beckham.

Just hours before Tom and Katie Holmes threw their over-the-top coming out party in Beverly Hills this weekend, the well-fed newlyweds were kicking it up at soccer again, along with their parents, to support Tom's daughter Isabella. After the game, the plumping action star got a low-impact workout by kicking the ball around with his family in front of the crowd.

Celebrity Party Train -- Click to watchThat evening, the couple headed over to the site of a $400,000 post-nuptial bash, where powerful showbiz players celebrated the TomKat agreements.

Over 300 guests, including Steven Spielberg, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Cuba Gooding Jr., and Tom's former pharmaceutical foe Brooke Shields, who all braved a downpour to pay homage. The soggy twosome's honeymoon was also rained out.

Oprah and John Travolta were nowhere to be seen.



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46. OOh, not good for Tom. Now he's a yellow-toothed, midget, big-nosed, humorless, control freak with BOOBIES!!!! Just keeps getting better for the Cruiser, doesn't it??????

Posted at 11:48PM on Dec 11th 2006 by Alley

47. Look at the the swagger of the insane Cruise in the video - Disgusting!!

Posted at 1:04AM on Dec 12th 2006 by wendyk

48. PEACEFROG : I must tell you that you are on a roll tonight. I have never laughed so hard since 3 weeks ago ( that's good cause I laugh all the tme.) You bring up very relevant points and educate others who come on here......WHO DON'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

Your Mom sounds like my MOM. I was raised Catholic too. Only my Mom has become " cyncial over the years " and concurs with me about Tom Cruise being weird and gay. .. There was a time she would have said " on POPPY Cock and BALDERDASH ..... I think we could have been raised in the saem era.

I knew back in the early 80's that Tom Cruise was Gay.. Every Insider in Hollywood .was privy to that information.
I agree with your post # 26: One of Katie's duties is to " bare more children: for The almightly " Cruise Control One " SHe will be compensated handsomely. ( $25,000,000 per child....But no chance of custody once the marraige ENDS....... And it will. As soon as the " CONTRACT IS UP "

pOST #29 : JUST WONDERING : Do a google search on " publisjhed articles on Tom Cruise being GAY " Than you will understand what is going on. Once you have done the research.......please come back on the board. I would love to read what you have to say. His paper trail is A MILE LONG !!!

Posted at 1:15AM on Dec 12th 2006 by the wise old owl

49. Who is the other girl in the video-the one with the white shirt? Is that the Scientology watchdog making sure Katie doesn't have an original thought? Loved the fact that Katie had to run onto the field to give him a big hug. I'm sure that wasn't just for p.r. (insert eye-roll here)

Cruise is turning into quite the little tubster. These people are beyond nauseating.

Posted at 3:18AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Rachel

50. "wise old owl", WELCOME BACK! We've missed you in the last blogs.

"libraesque" - It's nice to see you again (since on perez)!

"PeaceFrog" - excellent posts! You are HOT HOT HOT!

"Miapocca" - wherever you are, we still love your posts! Join us when you can!

#10, "Georgia Dawes" - You are right! She DOES take a couple of steps to get into "character"! WOW....what an ACT! This reminds me of that interview on the set of the W magazine photo shoot last year where Jessica Rodriguez, Katie's "handler", jumps into the conversation:

Anyone who has seen photos from the couple's June tour of European capitals in support of their summer movies will recognize the tall, cold-eyed Jessica Rodriguez, a third wheel at all of Holmes's recent public appearances. Rodriguez, 29, was described to me as Holmes's "Scientologist chaperone," and it was clear that she would be on hand during our interview despite my protests. Polite and restrained but alert to troublesome questions, Rodriguez chimes in only to offer an amen following one of Holmes's rhapsodies. ("You adore him," Rodriguez says after the actress explains that she can't keep her hands off Cruise.) But she rises from her chair when Holmes is asked how she feels about the widespread disbelief in her new union.

"The truth is, we don't read that stuff because it's just rude," Rodriguez says—referring to rumors that Cruise made a financial arrangement with Holmes (after auditioning a field of other young starlets, including Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba and Kate Bosworth). When I suggest that the televised hyperbolizing of their happiness may have undercut its credibility, Rodriguez asks, "Have you ever been in love? You just want to share it with the world." I suggest that many couples prefer to cherish the feeling privately, especially in the delicate first months. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whatever the nature of their relationship, come to mind.

To read the whole article, click on this link:
http://www.style.com/w/feat_story/070505/full_page.html

LOL, I guess katie HAS to have a "handler" around to help her keep up with the act in this wholly sham!

Posted at 3:37AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Karen

51. #14 THE INTERVENTION 4 NICOLE isnt here. as for TC he is a whack job, somebody plz save Katie!

Posted at 5:58AM on Dec 12th 2006 by life\\\'s a bitch so am i

52. People coming on those blogs defending Tomkat are so ridiculous and always make me laugh. I mean don't you realise by now that you can no longer play the 'you are all jealous because they are so happy and in love' card. NOBODY in their right mind will ever believe that. How did Tom end up so low i don't know. He has litteraly gone from most-idolated-stud-in-hollywood to most-ridiculed-and-laughted-at-crazy-fool in less than a year. The poor man has dig his own crave, bringing katie's any hope of a career down with him in the process. And by the look of things, it's about to go from bad to worst for them. Americans gave Tom Cruise a giant "thumbs down" (he came up on top with 34% of the vote) in a recent poll by The Gallup Organization, a supposedly widely recognized barometer of American opinion, asking Americans "whether or not they make a special effort to see movies starring 13 different Hollywood A-listers."

Posted at 7:56AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Laurie

53. I think that some of you guys who slam Cruise because of his religion or not being shy about proclaiming his love for his lady probably belong to the same group of "good Christians" who voted a prior business failure (who only made it through because of his family position and money) and who "as a good Christian" got elected president and in the past 6 years has done more harm to this country than any other previous president. Of course, he's a "good Christians" and feels good because "millions are praying for me."

Posted at 9:58AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Robert DiMarcos

54. Hello all:

I have been content reading the blog form my chair here..these two give me somthing to laugh about daily.....hmm another wedding ehm,mm...

1: A wedding in LA for those who could not make it, really..I mean all those who showed up could clearly afford to take a hop over to Italy for a few hours in the evenening. So whats the lie about

2: For those who werent invited the first time around, whey did they bother to go t o this one..Curiosity I guess...I bet some of the couples will go home laughing their head off

3: Why on earth are the chidlren always walking behind the parent thetans. I mean the two of them slober all over each other, we never see the parents holding on to their children...is it lilke a scientology thing or what...do not show affection to your chidlren in public, but to your beard and up the antics to make us believe you are normal????

Nicoles rare pictures with the kids are different, she rides with them in the
http://www.hellomagazine.com/film/specials/kidmanurban/pagina_5_1.html
same car, she sits with them..these two always sit away form their kids.........................If only connor and isabella could write a tell all book ahahhahah.(in the fashion Mommy Dearest about Joan Crawford and her daughter christina)

4: This party was more of a business social in the guise of wedding...I wonder if the beard realises that its not about a wedding but about drumming up business for UA. One would think that with all the expired relationships in their world, they would try to keep it low profile. It would seems teh more unsure you are of your union, teh more wedding you have to make yourself believe its real...........I mean Pamela anderson and Kid Rock got married 4 times and it lasted 6 months :) Please let gay ppl marry ..the insitution of marriage is already fairly disrespected by the hollywierdos!!!


5: I think that there are watchers who read this page, when we ask , why isnt katie ever seen with suri, then viola, we see a photo opp with them. When we ask why didnt Katies freinds make it t the wedding..voila DAWSON is invited to this second wedding..................

6: Cruise really does fancy himself as the next Hubbard, there is going to be a power show down with Miscaviage one of these days ..Either Miscaviage takes all of midgets money or midget gives Miscaviage the boot..........I think he also has a vision of old hollywood where stars are owned by the studios and they party together etc....that would explain all these extravagant parties no doubt being written off as business expenses.

7: I hope that Travoltas absence means he is distancing himself from the cult...it may also be that he is being held in a dungeon being e-metered to death ..as a result of his man kissing man pic...to cure him of his homosexuality,

8: Katie Holmes and her family are wierder than I thought if they are still living through this nonesense..dont they realise what a luaghing stock their daughter is making of them...................

9: The founding Cult in DC is looking ot make generaous donations to GWU , where Hubbard attended a few classes and guess what;;HE DROPPED OUT;;;;just like everything else, ,,,they want his name on the walls at GWU..the president was of course open to accepting donations ...........these people really try to weasel their way in everywhere..I guess next we know they will write into the fake LRon BIO , ho he graduated with honors from GWU

10: A religion based on the idealogy of a devil worshipping psychopath.
--He was psycho and needed treatement, will not admit , so he rejects pschologist and psychiatry, the only ones to diagnose his madness

----He wrote papers on fake medical remedies and was rejected by health and medical peer reveiwed journals , so he rejects medicine...

---He flunks out of his academic insitutions and so forms his own school to teach people about his pyscho thoughts--sceintology courses

Yes!! a religion, indeed one born out of a pyschopath who faced constant rejection in society .. to get back at the rest of people, he hatches a plan to enslave as many vulnerable humans and con them out of their riches................

What a bunch of psychos...............



Posted at 10:12AM on Dec 12th 2006 by miapocca

55. LMAO...

Dear Robert,

It seems you want to come up with excuses as to why people slam cruise for his religion. Why assume that these people are christians. Its doesnt take being in an organized religion to oppose a cult. Not all christians support a christian president.

If you want to make a general point about christianity do so, but dont make assumptions about other bloggers. I beleive there are sites where you can discuss the ills of christianity to death.

Your thought process is questionable, try to think and read the site a little more before pulling theories out of the air. Some of the stongest critics of Scn were former members and have not joined any christian organizations since they got deprogrammed..yes deprogrammed, how many religions have you heard of hat requires deprogramming after one bails?

A cult is a cult and people, not neccesarily religious people can tell that mind control , death and money grabbing is BAD....................

I really hate ignorant postings....try reading all the weblinks scattered throughout the blogs , it might cure you of your delusions, if you still think Midget is being bashed simply because he is not christian affter reading these sites, then I suggest you go the the sceintology website and start off with a personality test..they will be more than happy to take a non thinker of our hands.

Now more intelligent posting please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:24AM on Dec 12th 2006 by miapocca

56. Miapocca, I admire your posts. Clear, concise, right on.

I am by no means a "Christian," Reborn or otherwise. I was born fine the first time. I'm an Agnostic with Catholic upbringing. Certainly not a "Bible Thumper" in any way, shape or form. But my religion or beliefs aren't up for discussion here.

I read the whole story about Scientology written by Monica Pignotti, and let me tell you, if she is who she says she is, and experienced what she says she experienced, then anyone with any brains will run away from Scientology as fast as they possibly can. Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Kirstie Alley (sp?) all had my respect at one time, and it surely scares the hell out of me to know that reasonable, rational, clear-thinking people can be drawn in to a CULT such as this. People that are drawn into cults are unhappy, disillusioned, unfulfilled, or all of the above and more. These were the people that were convinced that their lives were meaningless, and if they came toward the light, they will find all they're looking for. When did John Travolta fall into the Scientology pit? Cruise? Alley? Probably at the lowest points in their careers/lives, at a point where they thought, "I need acceptance" and Scientology made them think they'd get it. Instead, they were brainwashed. The very thought of this so called religion is plotting to convert the whole world is just what it is: Science Fiction! But according to them, it's NON-Fiction. These people have every intention of turning the whole planet into believers of Scientology.

Okay, I'd be pretty damn stupid to think that all religions are not motivated for just that purpose: gain as many believers as possible. They all do.

Catholics: Birth Control is against the rules
Jewish: Multiply & be fruitful
Islam: (risking some flaming with this comment) As the Pope quoted that ruffled so many feathers: Spread the word by the sword. (paraphrasing)

I've nothing against any other religions. To each their own. Just leave me alone. Don't try to convince me to believe what you believe. I have a mind, I can make it up all by myself without being 'convinced.' Unless, of course, brainwashing is necessary to convince me to believe... hence Scientology.

Mister, don't criticize me for stating facts and speaking my opinion. If you think that Tom Cruise and his Stepford Wife are happy and the perfect example of a happy marriage, I'll be handing you a menu within five years. The only dish on that menu is CROW.....

PeaceFrog

Posted at 12:34PM on Dec 12th 2006 by PeaceFrog

57. They are not plump or fat you people kill me with that stuff. You wonder why all of these stars get so frail like Bosworth Richie Flynn Boyle and Rosario Dawson. What do you want from these people they are never skinny enough and always could loose a couple. Whoever wrote that article is prob a pimple face PIG. You people should be lined up and shot you make everyone feel inadequate not justs the stars but young girls and boys. It is not cool or cute to look like a death stick it is cool to be healthy. A grown woman that is over 23 should not weigh 95lbs that is sick and disgusting. Tom and Katie are probablly as svelte as any normal healthy person but because these stars are so dangerously thin they look loie cows. DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE PEOPLE>>> EAT!!!!!

Posted at 1:46PM on Dec 12th 2006 by Williana

58. "lined up and sho"? Well aren't we the charming one???

Posted at 2:30PM on Dec 12th 2006 by Dara

59. should be titled "cruise gets boobies"

Posted at 2:19PM on Dec 19th 2006 by Shannon

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