What Suri Can Expect from Santa Cruise

76. Scientologists do celebrate the spirit of Christmas. L. Ron said that mankind's salvation lies in the hands of Scientologists. They figure hey we are Gods so we might as well reward each other with gifts to keep with that spirit. They should just stick to celebrarting their leader L. Ron's birthday as their major holiday. Of course their presents aren't coming from Target but very posh stores which keeps with the Sciento$ogy spirit even better.

Posted at 12:31AM on Dec 13th 2006 by tomluvsron

77. Tom can expect a swift kick on the butt from Santa. Santa says to Tom: I don't like Satan (Ron) worshippers.

Posted at 12:37AM on Dec 13th 2006 by badsanta

78. J, #71, you are so right! Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie come to mind. People who believe that T and K are "in love", who root for and idolize these two need extensive psychiatric help. These are the type of people who support murderers like OJ Simpson, because they want to "believe" he didn't do it, they ignore all the facts that point to him as the murderer. These are the people who consume publicity like it represents the truth when it is far from it. These people are in a rainbow-covered dreamland of complete nonsense, obsessed and blind in adulation, ignorant of the obvious sham, and unwilling to put the facts together. There is a considerable difference between people who like to be entertained by celebrities and those other people who feel the need to adhere and worship them.

Posted at 1:26AM on Dec 13th 2006 by Daniela

79. "wise old owl", thank you for your comment on my post. I always enjoy your posts, always inspiring!

Posted at 2:01AM on Dec 13th 2006 by J

80. Ok. I am tired of this. Alien baby Suri is NOT asian/chinese. I am asian and she looks nothing like any of my asian friends or relatives baby pictures- so stop it already!

She is however a little hairball that is doomed to be another f*cked up celebrity child. Multiplied by 1000x because her parents belong in the nut house.

Posted at 2:21AM on Dec 13th 2006 by elaine

81. Today in the AOL Celebrity photo's, there is a picture of Gwen Stefani carrying her son Kingston (pic taken Tuesday). It says Kingston was born 5/26/06...so he is one month younger than Suri, but WOW, the difference amazing!! Kingston looks like a 6 1/2 month old baby...next to him, Suri REALLY looks MUCH older than 8 months!!!

Posted at 10:25AM on Dec 13th 2006 by CAROL

82. This is NOT Toms kid.

Posted at 10:35AM on Dec 13th 2006 by susie

83. #81 That's because she is older than what Tom and Kate reported. I believe Katie was pregnant by her then-boyfriend and didn't realize it until she and Tom started dating. During an interview, I recall him saying he told Katie she was pregnant, how he knew I don't know. At that point they decided together to pass the baby off as Tom's. If you google Chris Klein - she looks just like him. That's why she looks older than what they say, because she is.

Posted at 11:09AM on Dec 13th 2006 by Miss Honey

84. For the record, I think Suri is a gorgeous baby......just not Tom or Katies. While Tom did all his publicity work for MI3, Katie was hitting all the Italian orphanages. I guarantee, if DNA was done, that baby is not theres.

In the majority of the pictures of Katie being pregnant, she looks like she's wearing one of those prosthetic pregnancy shirts. And to me, she looked to be a very nurturing mother - UNTIL they announced the "birth" of Suri. I think that Tom and Katie arranged an Italian adoption, and the woman was in CA giving birth for them. All the gaydar rumors of Tommyboy are getting closer and closer to the surface - one this is - I feel bad for him in a small way (sorry for the pun), but it must suck to have to live your life as a lie. Who cares if he's gay? What difference does it make?

That baby is NOT their baby. Tom's been married twice before and both previous wives (Nicole barely), hinted at his sexuality and the fact that the marriage was a contract. I wouldn't have thought Katie would fall for something like that, but it appears she did. In all the years 'pre-Tom", Katie is smiling ear to ear and seems so happy. When they originally "came out" as a couple in Rome, she looked uncomfortable and stiff during all the PDA's. And with her parents right there, Tom should have shown more respect. But I won't ever believe that Suri is their child. I truly believe she was an adoption, which would explain the "missing Suri" for months. Also, what new mother goes to CO, to Paris, globetrotting for premieres and funerals, and never mentions her baby. New mothers can't NOT mention their children.

As far as her toys - lots of babies who can't walk yet get a trike for Xmas, she'll be walking soon. And that little chair is adorable, my granddaughter has one that looks similar (obviously not as expensive). I think it's odd that they are using Suri as a PR machine. That in itself makes them shameful as parents.

Posted at 11:05AM on Dec 13th 2006 by Patty

85. I checked google and yes, I thnk they have the same eyes and the shape of the face is the same as Suri's. WOW. These celebrities are unbelievable. I wonder what kind of contract Tom and Kate had Chris sign.

Posted at 11:20AM on Dec 13th 2006 by Anonymous

86. Ihad thought the baby was Josh Hartnett's. Katie was dating him before she signed on with Tom.
Then I heard that toms cousin "donated" and then using a turkey baster and head stand, Katie became pregnant. I heard they used the cousin so incase someone got a hold of DNA there would be a match.

You know it DOES make sense. That way too, at the end of the contract, the kid(s) really ARE cruise blood and more reason for him to be able to keep them.

Posted at 11:35AM on Dec 13th 2006 by oat

87. 1. Suri is the cutest little doll baby! I'm sure her birth parents are very proud. Have they released the identities of her parents yet?

Posted at 3:45PM on Dec 12th 2006 by Surreal

SURI IS AS HOMELY AS THAT PRICK TOM CRUISE...A BEAUTIFUL CHILD IS GREER. AND GREER MAKES SURI LOOK LIKE A KID WITH DOWN SYNDROM. WHERES YOUR TASTE?

Posted at 12:34PM on Dec 13th 2006 by Anthony

88. The ugly comments are all coming from women, who also hear voices in thier head telling them to hurt their own babies, that were offended by what Tom said about thier fellow bipolar (nutbag) Brooke Sheild! And you call Tom crazy!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What freaks! Too funny!

Yea, go take your meds now you crazy loons before you kill your kids!!!

Posted at 6:42PM on Dec 13th 2006 by Bipolar Brooke

89. I hope Tom and Katy treated Suri's parents for christmas too.

Posted at 6:59PM on Dec 13th 2006 by kell

90. Umm..it is spelled "EUNICH" and it means a man who has been castrated..since I am a woman this would be virtually impossible.....just wanted to thank all you "girls" (wise old owl, maipocca , Rachel and others who participated) for your help... it was like reeling in fish the way you all took "the bait". It really amazed me how you were all so easily manipulated by a few words....you were my "lab rats" so to speak for my psyche class. I got an A on my thesis by the way..thanks again.

Posted at 7:17PM on Dec 13th 2006 by Magna Cum Laude