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Posted Dec 14th 2006 3:02PM by TMZ Staff

USB Pole DancerNothing will put your Human Resources Department on alert faster than this steamy USB device, except, perhaps, deep-frying fish sticks in your cubicle. The USB Pole Dancer was banned from all Marks & Spencer shops in the UK, because it was deemed offensive. Touchy, touchy.

You can't keep a good gyrating computer accessory down. BoysStuff.co.uk is taking pre-orders for this saucy USB device. The USB Pole Dancer features a silver pole, multicolored lights and disco music.

If you're itching to attend compulsory sensitivity training, or you just want to brighten up the frat house, this gadget is sure to get you and your desk noticed, although at work, you might be given notice.

Tags: banned, boysstuff, bysstuff, marks and spencers, MarksAndSpencers, offensive, pole dancer, PoleDancer, pre-order, uk, usb

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1. I'm sick of women being exploited! This crazy. I want to see a man on a pole with his wang out, that i would buy! So much for that. Pervet men, Buy up!

Posted at 3:36PM on Dec 14th 2006 by tired

2. Got to be kidding man. It is childish stuff like this that gives real men a bad name.

This comes from the "TOO MUCH TIME ON MY HANDS" file.
Get a life.

Posted at 4:03PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Alexander James

3. Ok. Let me just say as a woman that this is no more offensive than the women who have calenders of half naked men. These are plastered all over the mall calendar store in plain sight of all who pass. This is a novelty. It is not any different from the stupid fart machines and boob shaped beer can toppers that sell at novelty stores. Get over it already. People (men and women both) dance as a profession. It may not be in everyone's taste but its true nonetheless. It is fair game for poking fun at. I may groan over something like this on a friend's desk but it wouldn't automatically make me think they were scum. I make my judgements how people act not something like this.

Posted at 7:50PM on Dec 14th 2006 by April

4. Hey WOW . LOOK MOMMMY A SLUT TURNING A NUT ! W O W !
very funny if you are brain dead and waiting on stem cell research . My research says that some people get my jokes and are winners ! and the others do not and want me to give the keys to park my car . What Tip ? Do you own this lot ?!? AH YES ... here comes the Gay yogi guy eating a Mky Ds ' transfatburger AHHHhhhhhh the fresh taste of mea.... er ... oh sorry . What was izs' sayin' Oh yes the sluts on nuts ...
WHAT COULD TURN BARBIE INTO A SLUT ON A NUT ?!?!
1. after returning from Iraq it was the best job available
2. TAKES Two BIG " D " BATTERIES

Posted at 8:45PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Kevinbgood621

5. The rest of this list was deemed to " ADULTS " oriantated . PLEASE GO BACK TO YOUR RACIST , UNDEREDUCATED , UNCULTURED , MYIOPIC , NEARSIGHTED REMARKS .....thanks kevin ...nothin' to see here lets move along .......

Posted at 8:51PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Kevinbgood621

6. Hey kevinbgood -- bgood , Man . I like you . That should be enough .trust me , Of all these F&ckups on these Lameass blogs I don't call poop -perfume or vise-versa. I find your stuff as good as any of the a**holes on this idiot brain drain orgy . Of course my "stuff" is better . Dickhead. I've been censored at least five times . I find it a complement . My sh*t is so original they have to read it three timess to make sure I don't have triple meanings to the jokes . Jokes on them . Dickheads .

Posted at 9:02PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Nasty Boil

7. I'll settle for the 1997 Nuestra Belleza International beauty pageant over bikini clad bimbo toys.

Posted at 9:04PM on Dec 14th 2006 by george vieto

8. OH NO!!! A Barbie Doll that dances..Alert the media, and get on the internet. Lets start boycoyting this right away!!....People really need to get a grip on reality

Posted at 11:53PM on Dec 14th 2006 by Peop are way to anal!!

9. Dumbasses.........

Posted at 2:19PM on Jan 15th 2007 by redrum

10. Something else stupid,that someone trying to get rich off of..

Posted at 2:18PM on Jan 15th 2007 by redrum