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Celebrity Wish List: Britney

12/17/2006 3:09 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

One thing Britney doesn't need on Christmas morning is more attention - she's getting plenty of that.

So what is in her stocking this year? Don't worry, we've got some ideas.


Did we miss anything? Leave a comment with your own suggestion!

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1.

Allison    

Get her some Zit-Be-Gone.

2780 days ago
2.

Whatever    

Please get her a one way ticket to Mars so we don't have to see or hear about this un-educated lip synching tw*t anymore. Thank you.

2780 days ago
3.

eddie    

TMZ is officialy off my homepage.
Goodbye losers.

2780 days ago
4.

Connie    

An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle so she can shoot her eye out.

2780 days ago
5.

TheseDays    

A variety pak of decorative scissors that cut in various shapes, so she can mutate her dress hemlines with a little zig-zag or loops instead of that shredded, crooked, hurry-cut-to-wear look she parades in.

2780 days ago
6.

Connie    

Or even a semi in the face....?

2780 days ago
7.

Tara    

A clue,parenting handbook,and a mirror.

2780 days ago
8.

me    

1. a high speed MOBILE to tell the photogs in advance where and when she arrives undressed

2. TEAR GAS for the next boo hoo over the photogs on teevee (remember: Lauer!)

3. vagina FUNGUS cream

2780 days ago
9.

me    

We propose a new fashion style and make a first gift:

a strait jacket

2780 days ago
10.

me    

Kudos, TMZ, finally she gets all she deserves (for Christmas...)!!!

She needs for Christmas a new puss. During the last weeks there were too many shots on her old one.

2780 days ago
11.

me    

I've already added 7, 9 and 10... but now so many gifts come to my mind, can't stop:

her cd "In the Gone" (including: "me against the music")

2780 days ago
12.

me    

a watch to go home in time, brand name G-Shock. G stands for genital.

"G-Shock. Get tough!"

2780 days ago
13.

Glunp    

She really has very bad skin. Redneck.
What has happened to the little hot/cute girl?

2780 days ago
14.

Nikki    

Proactive solution...I heard all the celeb's are using it now.

2779 days ago
15.

alexis    

Wow,,,,she sure is ugly!!! Didn't she do adds for pro-active? I can't get over how uglyyyyyyyyyyyyy...I am speechless......This is the poster child for trailer trash!

2779 days ago
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