Celebrity Wish List: Britney

1. What she needs is a brain! you would think that someone who is 25 and is a mother of two..twice divorced..would grow up and grow some sense! you don't have to be poor to act like trash and she proves that all right! Everyone thought that K-Fed was the idiot in that relationship, little did we know!!

Posted at 1:20AM on Dec 17th 2006 by Tammy

2. Get her some Zit-Be-Gone.

Posted at 1:24AM on Dec 17th 2006 by Allison

3. Please get her a one way ticket to Mars so we don't have to see or hear about this un-educated lip synching tw*t anymore. Thank you.

Posted at 1:34AM on Dec 17th 2006 by Britney sucks cooter

4. I say give her a brake. Britney is Britney. Everyone is to hard on her. I love her regardless of her choices. GO BRIT!

Posted at 1:41AM on Dec 17th 2006 by mizzy

5. TMZ is officialy off my homepage.
Goodbye losers.

Posted at 2:03AM on Dec 17th 2006 by eddie

6. An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle so she can shoot her eye out.

Posted at 2:04AM on Dec 17th 2006 by Please

7. A variety pak of decorative scissors that cut in various shapes, so she can mutate her dress hemlines with a little zig-zag or loops instead of that shredded, crooked, hurry-cut-to-wear look she parades in.

Posted at 2:06AM on Dec 17th 2006 by TheseDays

8. Or even a semi in the face....?

Posted at 2:10AM on Dec 17th 2006 by Me

9. A clue,parenting handbook,and a mirror.

Posted at 2:15AM on Dec 17th 2006 by Tara

10. 1. a high speed MOBILE to tell the photogs in advance where and when she arrives undressed

2. TEAR GAS for the next boo hoo over the photogs on teevee (remember: Lauer!)

3. vagina FUNGUS cream

Posted at 2:12AM on Dec 17th 2006 by me

11. We propose a new fashion style and make a first gift:

a strait jacket

Posted at 2:21AM on Dec 17th 2006 by me

12. a new puss, there were too many shots during the last weeks!

Posted at 2:22AM on Dec 17th 2006 by me

13. Kudos, TMZ, finally she gets all she deserves (for Christmas...)!!!

She needs for Christmas a new puss. During the last weeks there were too many shots on her old one.

Posted at 10:26PM on Dec 19th 2006 by me

14. I've already added 7, 9 and 10... but now so many gifts come to my mind, can't stop:

her cd "In the Gone" (including: "me against the music")

Posted at 2:32AM on Dec 17th 2006 by me, Lara

15. a watch to go home in time, brand name G-Shock. G stands for genital.

"G-Shock. Get tough!"

Posted at 10:28PM on Dec 19th 2006 by me, Lara