Celebrity Wish List: Britney

Get her some Zit-Be-Gone.

Please get her a one way ticket to Mars so we don't have to see or hear about this un-educated lip synching tw*t anymore. Thank you.

TMZ is officialy off my homepage.
Goodbye losers.

An official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle so she can shoot her eye out.

A variety pak of decorative scissors that cut in various shapes, so she can mutate her dress hemlines with a little zig-zag or loops instead of that shredded, crooked, hurry-cut-to-wear look she parades in.

Or even a semi in the face....?

A clue,parenting handbook,and a mirror.

1. a high speed MOBILE to tell the photogs in advance where and when she arrives undressed

2. TEAR GAS for the next boo hoo over the photogs on teevee (remember: Lauer!)

3. vagina FUNGUS cream

We propose a new fashion style and make a first gift:

a strait jacket

Kudos, TMZ, finally she gets all she deserves (for Christmas...)!!!

She needs for Christmas a new puss. During the last weeks there were too many shots on her old one.

I've already added 7, 9 and 10... but now so many gifts come to my mind, can't stop:

her cd "In the Gone" (including: "me against the music")

a watch to go home in time, brand name G-Shock. G stands for genital.

"G-Shock. Get tough!"

She really has very bad skin. Redneck.
What has happened to the little hot/cute girl?

Proactive solution...I heard all the celeb's are using it now.

Wow,,,,she sure is ugly!!! Didn't she do adds for pro-active? I can't get over how uglyyyyyyyyyyyyy...I am speechless......This is the poster child for trailer trash!