Mel Gets Sloppy

46. Hey TMZ, what's up with all this persecution? Quit persecuting Mel.
You know how wrong PERSECUTION is. Persecution is only understood
by a few cultures. To turn around and persecute people long past the expiry date reeks of persecution.

Posted at 2:17PM on Dec 19th 2006 by Shallow Hal

47. What a freaking PIG he's become! He knows people watch him when he leaves a bar or a restaurant just so they can get a picture of him in case he's drunk off his @ss again. Which should happen any day now. Now he adds major slob to his resume??? Gross me out, old man loser. Hope next time he's drunk he runs himself over. I can't believe I ever admire this loser. Granted it's been a long while. "The Pissing on the Christ" was the final straw.

Posted at 3:01PM on Dec 19th 2006 by tootsnort

48. adding websites that didnt show up in prior post
for the Jackie Mason piece go here;
www (dot) youtube (dot) com/watch?v=p1bG9NUcQ8YGo

for the truth on 911 go here;
www (dot) 911mysteries (dot) com

replcae the (dot) with a period
mic

Posted at 4:44PM on Dec 19th 2006 by mike knapp

49. My my, people are certainly envious of Harvey, aren't they?? ha ha, Harvey is a succesful man with a law degree and TONS of money. You are the dregs of society. It's not the Jews fault that you have nothing in life. It's probably because you're stupid, lazy and hateful.

LOVE YA HARVEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:06PM on Dec 19th 2006 by Robin

50. YOU JEWS PROVED MY POINT, LOOK AT THE VICIOUS REMARKS THEY WROTE IN HERE, WISHING A SLOW" "DEATH" TO THOSE WHO DEFEND MEL. YOU CRITISIZE HIM FO9R HAVING A STAIN ON HIS SHIRT, CALLING HIM UGLY SLOB, ETC AND WISHING HE KILLS HIMSELF. IS THIS ONE DRUNK REMARK THAT PUNISHABLE? i GUESS THE JEWS THINK SO. LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO JESUS WHEN THE JEW " BETRAYED" HIM. YOU ONLY GIVE A SH*T ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY DOLLAR. YOU MEAN, UNFORGIVING HYPOCRITES. GO COUNT YOUR MONEY, AND JEWELS. AND LEAVE THE MAN ALONE ALREADY. i GUESS I HIT A NERVE WITH BROTHER #34. I SEE THE TRUTH HURTS, HARVEY LET UP WITH THESE "SEROIUS NEWS REPORTS" ABOUT MEL

Posted at 3:01PM on Dec 20th 2006 by Joanie

51. Looks like a sloppy dining experience with some long bearded Jews spitting Kosher food all of the place. Sorry Jews...was that a slur? my heart felt appologies. I didnt say looks like JewJuice...just said "a dining experience". Nothing is real...get a life!

Posted at 9:55AM on Dec 20th 2006 by AreyouGod..no..thenSTFU!

52. Brother Harold. S.J. ~ are you supposed to be a person of God, wishing death on MY mother. I may not be the most religious person but I do know that hate knows no religion and wishing bad karma on a person just puts it out there to come back to you. How do you go and call a lady a slut because she doesn't agree with hateful people? Nice example,especially right around the Season of our Lord's birth.

Posted at 3:06PM on Dec 20th 2006 by Lisa

53. Yes I remember Mal when he used to frequent a bar/resturant in Codgee (spelling is intentionally f***ed) Australia he always had a few tooooooooooooo many drinkks and alwaaays got into a fight. Yur fotos most probably are tooo kind to his pretty imaaage. He will most probsbly never grow up and America deserves him. He should put on a BBQ for GWB and they would make a grease (oops that should be great) team.(sorry thinking of pigs). What other countries can they f*** up, before GWB's contract is up. Yes he was married then with some siblings.e belongs in the same boat. I hopew it leaks, big time. Maybe he should team up with Toooombe Cruise.

All the best & HAppy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXmas.

From DFislexick

Posted at 11:43AM on Dec 25th 2006 by Rod Thompson

54. What about when Zsa Zsa Gabor slapped that cop........ not to upstage Mel or anything?

The connection.....


Let it go and just keep hitting him up for more charity donations.
He's a wealthy man.

Keep moving forward.

I thought Apocolypto was going to be a movie with a lot of singing and no instruments. I hoped maybe he was going to work Julie Andrews in there somehow.

Posted at 1:38AM on Dec 30th 2006 by rf

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Posted at 7:58PM on Jan 18th 2007 by JALEBI Music

56. REAL people get wrinkles!! Big. f***ing. whoop.

Posted at 11:02PM on Jan 25th 2007 by Ckat

57. This may possibly be the most ridiculous piece of "news" I have ever read... there goes 45 seconds of my life that I'll never get back!

Posted at 3:51PM on Feb 7th 2007 by Disgusted

58. People don't realize: MEL GIBSON is like us: HUMAN. Who the f-ck cares if he slops on his shirt when he eats? I know I do sometimes too. And at least he doesn't act like a big shot like "OMG MEDIA I CAN'T BE SEEN LOOKING LIKE THIS" Apparently, he will show up no matter what he looks like, and he will tell you what he thinks, and whehter you are offended or not, big deal. There is free speech in this country, and I'm glad there's someone out there who has the balls to speak for himself and not for what's expected of him because he's a big star. And everyone knows, when you're drunk, the truth comes out, and sometimes it's not what you want to hear, but it's what's really there. And if you don't like it, then stop listening and stop bitching. All this is starting to get pretty old.
Stop ragging on Mel Gibson. He's still a great actor and director, and if you want to deny that just because of his comments in the past, then you have no right to even state an opinion, because hating for dumb reasons gets you hated.
Keep on truckin', Mel.

Posted at 4:38AM on Feb 9th 2007 by Artisen

59. LOL......you gotta be kiddin me right? No wonder celebs get upset by these stupid reporters/paparattzi idiots. Harvey......THAT IS NOT NEWSWORTHY!
How about reporting on Mel's next project.
Geeze Louise......stains on a shirt??? PAh LEEZE!

Posted at 2:23PM on Mar 7th 2007 by Annette Kinder

60.
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given
by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read
at Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop
at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying
"Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your
car?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too shit faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no
longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light
and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be a dickhead all day long.

Posted at 3:31PM on Mar 8th 2007 by Annette Kinder