Jingle Bells ... Britney Smells ...

46. COOL article, TMZ, I love it!

Posted at 10:21PM on Dec 19th 2006 by me

47. What a desperate ATTENTION getter----I am just flat out embarrassed for her.
Fully anticipate a spread in Playboy in 2007; she's got nothing to lose now....
(Her boys won't respect her anyway when they get old enough to see her behave like an arrested development adolescent.)

Posted at 10:31PM on Dec 19th 2006 by zans

48. This idiot better NEVER HOST SNL AGAIN! Having to watch her act is like 2 inch nails on a new chalk board. Ouch.

Posted at 10:32PM on Dec 19th 2006 by Kathryn

49. Britney's WISH LIST for Christmas:

1. a high speed MOBILE to tell the photogs in advance where and when she arrives undressed

2. TEAR GAS for the next boo hoo over the photogs on teevee (remember: Lauer!)

3. vagina FUNGUS cream

4. a NEW PUSS, there were too many shots during the last weeks!

5. her CD "In the Gone" (including: "me against the music")

6. a WATCH to go home in time, brand name G-SHOCK. G stands for genital. "G-Shock. Get tough!"
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quote (posted by Jane Walker on another thread):
Angelina adopting Britney's children.

Posted at 10:37PM on Dec 19th 2006 by me

50. ... never ever hosts any show again. i feel disgusted.

she was not even welcome anymore as a part of theForty Deuce strip show. LOL

Posted at 11:10PM on Dec 19th 2006 by hope she...

51. ahhh.. damned she's lovely!

Posted at 6:20AM on Dec 20th 2006 by popolinalitus

52. SHE'S SO CUTE!! I CAN'T HATE THIS GIRL, SHE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART. SHE'S SO GIRL NEXT DOOR.

Posted at 2:29AM on Dec 20th 2006 by JUST ME

53. Wait...did I just see that? Did I actually just SEE that? Holy sh*t!

Next year, we'll get part 2 of this commerical when she's trying to get rid of the same bottles of this swill that she didn't get rid of THIS year. Of course by then, K-Fed will have gotten all her money AND the kids, so she'll be back in Louisiana. Also, they won't smell the same after a year on the shelves, so she'll have to change the names a bit, both to get rid of them and to appeal to a NEW clientele...

"Welcome to my trailer...come on in!"

"As you can see, this is my Christmas tree. It used to be white plastic back in 1964 when my mama first bought it, but my Uncle Bubba fell asleep next to it with a Marlboro and burned one side. We just turn the burnt side to the wall, though, and it looks good as new!"

(Yells off camera momentarily for Jayden to stop picking poo out of his diaper and flinging it at the tree.)

"I love gettin' gifts, but there's nothing I like gettin' more than my own "old de toilet:" scents called ''Curious - Why It Smells like Cooter' and 'It's Only Your FANTASY that I Shower.""

"I love to give 'Curious Why it Smells Like Cooter' for the holidays. All my friends and family smell like Cooter, and now all the folks on your holiday list can too!

"I love to give 'Fantasy' because it makes you feel like you have your very own STD. Spray it on your hoo-hoo and you can share the gift with your hubby or boyfriend - a special burning itch for his holiday yule log!"

"Thanks for comin' by, ya'll! Happy Holidays and Yee F***in' Haw!"

Posted at 2:41AM on Dec 20th 2006 by ManBearPig Hunter

54. Both of those perfumes smell like cat piss. Instead of trying to promote that sh*t she should be taking care of her kids.

Posted at 9:33AM on Dec 20th 2006 by Kiki

55. LOL #51!

Posted at 9:35AM on Dec 20th 2006 by Kiki

56. I wonder if shes acting out?? lol...In a way I think she is trying to get back at KFed because she couldnt control him. I like Brit but she needs to clean it up, go down the straight and narrow and disappear for a month or two for her own benefit. I think she should start the new year as a beautiful mother fo 2 that still rocks out but tastefully. I really hope this part of her life is over, she needs intervention from her family and peace within herself.

Posted at 9:53AM on Dec 20th 2006 by Cynic

57. Briteny is broke cHeAP Commerical her perfume has vagina fungus on it BeWaRe If you want that go buy it you f***ers

Posted at 12:17PM on Dec 20th 2006 by let me know

58. This is for #6

this is not the best mom almost dropping her baby / front car with her baby no car seat / the car seat was not install right / drop the baby on the floor when he was on his high chair etc. you are wrong you don't know what is a good mother maybe you are like that white slut putting her baby in danger just to get publicity you slut f***ers I see other celebrity moms better then her like angelina jolie reese witherspoon they leave thir children with a family member britney leave her kids with c**k sucker paris hilton or with a guy that is just had f*** her up

Posted at 12:18PM on Dec 20th 2006 by I hate white slut like britney

59. Jingle bell.........Britney Smells......... LIKE VAGINA AND C**K

Posted at 12:17PM on Dec 20th 2006 by O nobody

60. Some of you need to remember let those cast the first stone who has nothing to hide. She is a young mom of two baby boys, newly separated, lived her whole life in front of the camera. She has never had a normal life (dating, friends, etc.). She has made mistakes but that is the learning process of not being able to me normal. She is going through a rough time right now and trying to figure it all out and raise two kids. She is not a stuck up Diva like some of the other rich and famous. She pumps her own gas, goes and buys her own things at the drug stores. I seen where they said something about her having a $40,000 car. She supports a lot of her family and her mother totally. So she has a lot of people depending on her for their livelyhood. That in itself is very scary. She seems like a little girl trying to find her way and doing the best she can with what little she has learned of a normal life. Everyone knows when they first break up with someone (especially someone who has cheated on you) you want to show them that hey I can go on without you and look at what you lost. She was hurt by what Kevin did to her and she was lashing out which is a perfectly normal reaction but the only difference is everyone was watching her every move. When you see her and how she acts, you cannot deny that she is a very sweet person. So if you are her fan give her the support she needs at this time. If you are not her fan just give her some compassion for all she is going through and put yourself in her shoes for a while and think about how you would feel.

Posted at 12:59PM on Dec 20th 2006 by Tammy