The Colbert TMZ Report

Although politics usually dominates "The Colbert Report," it was TMZ's Miss USA coverage getting the spotlight last night.
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Heralding our site as "the only place I go for a minute-by-minute update on Clay Aiken's vertigo," Stephen Colbert gave a beating to Tara Conner's scandalous run as Miss USA, highlighting her make-out sessions with Miss Teen USA. Colbert joked that their actions were "completely inappropriate" and "disgusting" --after being told he couldn't see the photos of the two kissing.

OK, Stephen, now you can report on us reporting on you reporting on us!



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1. Stephen
get over your way out bug eyed self! She has already went before the one that could have fired her from the get go. No excuse for her behavior but your not the one she had to answer to sh*t head so find another topic to bash. Or rather the the f*** up you twit faced dick

Posted at 2:53PM on Dec 20th 2006 by Way Out Of Line

2. That's essentially the gist of "news reports." Reporters reporting on reporters who report on whomever!! Otherwise, how would we get all the news our inquiring minds need!

Posted at 2:56PM on Dec 20th 2006 by gets a bick kick

3. WHAT IS THIS HEAR, IS IT SOMEONE POSING AS A BLACK INDIVIDUAL TO KEEP OF THE TOPIC OF THE ACTUAL CONCERN, OR ONCE AGAIN DONALD THOUGHT ABOUT THE SITUATION AND THE MEDIA WANTED TO NOT ONLY CREATE A SITUATION LESS THAN IT SHOULD BE,AND TO OBVIOUSLY PLAY WITH SOMETHING THAT THEY FELT WAS GETTING TO MUCH ATTENTION, WHEN THERE ACTUAL JOB SNAP SHOOTING FAKE TRASHY CELEBRITYS THAT THEY FEARED WAS FOR A MOMENT ON ICE, ALSO HAVING INDIVIDUALS EYE TAKEN OFF TINSTLETOWN, ARE THERE REALLY SMART PEOPLE HEAR TO THINK OF THESE THINGS, WHEN TMZ CREATED THE PROBLEM FROM WHAT I BELIEVE WHEN THERE IS CELEBRITY BASHING ON THE SIGHT , CAN ANYONE PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER.

Posted at 3:14PM on Dec 20th 2006 by WHAT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON!!!

4. Um, Mr. Way Out Of Line, it was satire. His "reaction" was satirical and comedic as per his character. If you haven't seen his show, then I understand why that would be amiss. Also for the next time, cursing and name-calling doesn't exactly help you get your message out. It just makes you look ... not so smart.

Posted at 3:15PM on Dec 20th 2006 by shuffleboard

5. I have absolutely no clue wtf #2 just said...can I have some of what you are smoking?

Posted at 3:26PM on Dec 20th 2006 by vicious

6. sorry i meant #3

sorry #2 ;)

Posted at 3:28PM on Dec 20th 2006 by vicious

7. WHEN SOMEONE REPLIED THAT THE MISS USA ORGANIZATION HAS KNOW RESPECT FOR WOMEN THE MISS AMERICA PAGEANT DOES, WHO IS THIS INDIVIDUAL DOES SHE REALLY LIKE PAGEANTS OR JUST WISH SHE CAN COMPETE AND WIN THE CROWN AND FOR OTHER GIRLS VYING FOR THE CROWN, WHAT ORGANIZATION REALLY DOES NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR WOMEN WHEN WE HAVE ONE RIGHT HEAR IN THIS COUNTRY GOING ON IN AMERICAN HISTORY WITH EVERYTHING ARTIFICIAL FAKE AND SEXUALLY EXPLOIDS WOMEN THAT HOLLYWOOD IS KNOWN FOR AND A DOOR STEP AWAY, YES WHEN YOUNG WOMEN COMPETE ALSO IN PAGEANTS FOR NOT ONLY OPPURTUNITIES IN BREAKING IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY BUT TO HELP OUT THERE FAMILIES AND COMMUNITY ,ONCE AGAIN THERE ARE DIMES OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OUT THERE WHO HAVE TWO EITHER CHOOSE SOAPS AND OTHER TELIVISION DRAMA SERIES ,AND THERE ARE SOME THAT GET INTO SUPERFICIAL TINSTLETOWN BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HOT HOLLYWOOD DYNASTY TICKET EITHER AND UNCLE OR A POP OR A MOM WAS IN GOOD OLD HOLLYWOOD ENTERTAINMENT AND GETS THAT RYDE, IS HOLLYWOOD SO UNIVERSAL WHEN YOU HAVE THAT INCROWD LETTER JACKET THAT YOU SO MUST HAVE, WHO IS TO JUDGE THAT PAGEANTS DEGRADE WOMEN WHEN WE HAVE ONE RIGHT HEAR IN THIS COUNTRY GOING ON FOR DECADES OR DO THOSE KNOW OR ARE THEY HOPELESS AND PATHETICALLY INDENIAL .

Posted at 3:43PM on Dec 20th 2006 by IS BEAUTY PAGEANTS THE ONLY THING EXPLOIDS WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!

8. UMM Mr. Shuffleboard
I don't recall asking what you think. As I do recall this is a blog to post what is on the mind of what is in discussion. Not to voice out what you think about the blogger personally.
Stick to what the discussion is about how bout it? Or shuffle your way toward the voice a personal opinion board.
ooopppsy there's not one. OH WELL

Posted at 3:55PM on Dec 20th 2006 by Way Out Of Line

9. Yes, anyone can post anything they want on here, but why would you CHOOSE to look like a misinformed fool? If you're going to critique someone's behavior, you should at least know what said behavior is like both on-screen and off. This is just an example of people who are such insecure ineffectuals, they need profanity and less-than correct facts just to make a point, using a site like this as their only outlet, and then get upset when someone responds. Maybe you wouldn't have to be afraid of a response if you felt a bit better about yourselves?

Posted at 4:11PM on Dec 20th 2006 by Amazed

10. WHY AM I OUT OF LINE IS IT PERHAPS SOMETHING YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR??

Posted at 4:21PM on Dec 20th 2006 by IS BEAUTY PAGEANTS THE ONLY THING EXPLOIDS WOMEN IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!

11. Hello there shuffleboard and not to forget Amazed.
The 1 of 2 bloggers
Do Not Dictate to me Mr. All Mighty One who can and can't blog their own opinion. whether it be vulgar sweet stupid etc etc etc
May I also add since you seem to want to push the effort button.
Practice What You Preach Mr. Almighty One (and this is your quote::::::::

using a site like this as their only outlet, and then get upset when someone responds. Maybe you wouldn't have to be afraid of a response if you felt a bit better about yourselves?

Posted at 4:11PM on Dec 20th 2006 by Amazed

So STFU for you also look like a dickhead

Posted at 4:22PM on Dec 20th 2006 by Way Out Of Line

12. well it sure looks as if you were responding to the comment you so made did you not????

Posted at 4:26PM on Dec 20th 2006 by whos to talk.( pettyone)!!!!

13. DAMN I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD SO MANY PERSONALITIIES all mighty one
OR SHOULD i SAY PEN NEMES!. WHEW TO MUCH FOR ME TO ARGUE WITH YOUR "MULTIPLE DICKHEADS"
SEEEEEEEEEEEEE YA

Posted at 4:30PM on Dec 20th 2006 by Way Out Of Line

14. How did this fool didn't mention that the pageant is RACIST and that's the reason the sister lost in the first place. Now, even after this crack-head lesbian ho gets busted she still keeps her crown, DAMN! I cant believe you'll can't see that this is all about Tamiko being a African American, for real!!!

Posted at 4:33PM on Dec 20th 2006 by Farrah

15. and was this person out of line when the topic of many news reporters was do beauty pageants exploid women,and was she right is pageants the only thing we should focus on in this country that sexually exploids women.

Posted at 4:32PM on Dec 20th 2006 by whos to talk.( pettyone)!!!!

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