The Colbert TMZ Report

31. jesus christ, america even gets offended over OBVIOUS, CLICHE "hurr lesbians are hot" jokes now? throwaway jokes? seriously? do you people think carlos mencia is funny, too? oh wait...

your country is half full of smart, literate people who have progressed into the 21st century, and half full of screaming retards who actually believe anyone outside of your borders gives a sh*t about you and your "freedom" and "liberty". get it through your heads, folks: no one cares. they hate you because you are the biggest corporation in the world and you treat most of your employees like sh*t. that's why they bomb you. no one says "hurr, screw liberty!" they say "hey, im sick of being bombed and starved and my people being used in sweatshops for pennies! f*** america, yo!" when will you guys turn off Fox Propaganda and wake the f*** up???

colbert's character is a straight up mock of bill o'reilly, and if you're too stupid to get that then there is no hope for you and you should head back to the meth lab. don't you have 5 bastard children to support? you're only 17, better get started on number 6! babies will love you, even though your daddy didn't!

Posted at 10:44AM on Dec 21st 2006 by afraid of americans

32. uuuuuhhhhh......settle down Beavis ..........

Posted at 11:07AM on Dec 21st 2006 by hotmama

33. I think you guys are going to hard on the poor girl by saying that she is a disgrace to this country. None of you have any right to say that she should NOT be representing this country she should be. All the foreigners are gonna be thinking WoW American women are beautiful. In case you dont know we have an immigration problem what are you talking about saying the world hates us. The world wants to be American probably because of people like Tara. You wanna know something else that makes America the best American celebrity's are always famous over seas. But very few foreign celebrity's will come here and become famous. The world does not laugh at us, the world wants to be American.

Posted at 11:26AM on Dec 21st 2006 by julia

34. post 32

what the hell you babbling about? how about speaking english or better yet, go back to your border lined country and bash your own
you don't even deserve to be here with US AMERICANS if we disappoint you so much. You don't even have the right to speak freedom if if your so unhappy
YOU FOREIGNERS NEED TO STAY PUT WHERE YOU ARE AND NOT COME HERE IN AMERICA JUST TO SEND OUR AMERICAN DOLLAR BACK TO YOUR COUNTRY

Posted at 11:27AM on Dec 21st 2006 by PROUD TO BE AMERICAN

35. Mr. Colbert - if you are reading this, can I be your new black friend? Since you probably won't notice the fact that I'm white since you don't see colour and all, I don't see any barriers to a prospective friendship.

Posted at 12:01PM on Dec 21st 2006 by Liandre

36. #22 WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON( fishy)..... Is a complete and utter moron. This is the type of un-intelligent edumacated (sic) idiot that is being spewed into the current society by todays broken education system. I gonna have a line of blow and drink champagne to avoid going outside and possibly running into a crack-neck like that!

Posted at 4:03PM on Feb 20th 2007 by Dr. Dre

37. hahaha i totally agree with everything 32 said, and i always love watching people spazz the hell out over the whole "GOD'S AMERICA 9/11 NEVAR FORGET ORDER NOW" thing whenever anyone raises a dissenting opinion. that person is a little more worked up about this than i am, but it's still pretty telling that a country who has such hissy fits about freedom sure does hate anyone who doesn't agree with them!

oh btw, i am speaking english, and very well, and im not an american, nor do i have any wish to be, at all. believe me, fatty, im really happy here in canada, where we let people have whatever morals they like, beliefs they are comfortable with, and worship whichever god they want without having a conniption about it. i like living somewhere where we don't hate everyone we have ideological differences with :)

oh, and we use the "caps lock" key sparingly also - maybe that's why everyone is so mad at america, and no one has an issue with us! maybe it really does come down to a bunch of trolls TYPING LIKE DIS on the internet! imagine the ramifications, if we all just started typing like humans instead of howler monkeys?

that'd be pretty sweet, then we could resolve all international issues with some WoW duels ^____^

Posted at 12:03PM on Dec 21st 2006 by go team afraid of americans!

38. yeah TMZ comments are pretty much real-life Barrens chat
/leave comments ftw

Posted at 12:10PM on Dec 21st 2006 by for the horde!