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Last week, we gave you taut-tummied, bouncy-bosomed, bethonged and dethroned beauty queens in all their titillating glory. Today, we give you ... a beached Greasy Bear.
Oily heir Brandon Davis took to the sands of Maui on Christmas Eve, flopping down on a beach chair with a constant stream of cigarettes. (Nothing promotes health like baking in the sun while sucking on smokes.) We're not sure if that's a bathing suit or an oil slick.
The night before, Davis played with pal Paris Hilton before the lodging heiress hopped a plane for Australia, where she'll be hosting a New Year's Eve bash.
12/26/2006 1:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
A Whale of a Bear
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Esoteric musings? We don't joke with coke? Are Drug dealers worse than Killers? The drug dealer has a right to take a vacation, don't they? Yes, I suspect those are nicotine, urine and vomit stains one suffers in such tireless vocation. Have some respect for on the job handicapps when one works only in the bathrooms of exclusive clubs with rich, selfish, starving, raving mad druggies ya'll.
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subject title should read: Bratzwurst takes Holi on beach. Yup folkz, the only thing he's missing is saurkraut and spicy mustard. Brandon the Bratz. You greasy bastard. LoL.
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My apologies to everyone before I type this.........on another blog on here there is a blog who raves on and on about how "HOT" Brandon Davis is. No, I'm not kidding. Yes, I wish I were. There are actually at least 2 people who think so much of Brandon, himself and that blogger.
Someone PLEASE explain the attraction of this idiot. Did anyone listen to him talk? Well, listen to the one of his older brother talking, then tone it down about a notch or two and you can hear Brandon.
It seems there is a club for kids who have no talent, live off their parents money, and don't have any respect for a soul. Brandon, you pig, you are in it. TMZ, my Christmas/Hanukkah wish is that you no longer show pictures or videos or the Davis brothers, and sound clips are off limits as well. For once, stand by your TMZ regulars, even if I am the only one requesting at this time. This will spred like wildfire, trust me.
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Damn Dude...ever heard of a GYM??? I am sure they would welcome you with open arms, no need to cry and beg to get in like you have to do at Hyde.
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what a pig! he really is a discusting old lady!. who would even want to be seen with him!! he belongs in miami playing mah-jong.......
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You should all have Brandon's trust fund and nice family. .And I think he is super hot. Ditto for Paris Hilton.
Stop bitching out people you're jealous of, you guys are so transparent.
And Lindsay Lohan is still a dirty whore, no matter how much the idiots at TMZ like her and try to push her on the public.
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This List is computer generated as name here ______ is on vacation . Please enjoy this BEST OF 2006 kevinbgood Oh Sh*T !
Why DO WE LOVE THE GREASY BEAR ?!?
1. Ever since Brits' Pit showing I needed a New K-fed .
2. Donald trump needs sopmeone to play him ... in the movie for TV.
3. Fat could be converted into reusable fuel source ,
4. Nicotone is a known bug repelent ... Would it work on Paris-ites ??!??
5. Does seem to have cute hanger-ons?....maybe their stuck to the tar !
6. Great sun - shield on the beach
7. ONE WORD ----- FIRECROCHTILLAREA
8. Heard hes' a huge fan of Benji the Dog ...what ?? ... its' binging like a dog ? ...oh Sh*T , sorry .
9. HAs much money ... Look out its Anna Nichole Smith !!!!
10. Probably makes outer-space farts sounds with his knee pits ....COOL !!!
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While he drives me nuts, I'm gonna take up for him. All those other rich bitch trust fund babies out there seduce their followers with their pretty exterior that covers up just how shallow and useless they are on the inside. Lazy, greasy, unattractive, whatever you want to call Brandon Davis, at least he's true to himself and doesn't try to fool anyone into thinking he's something he's not. At least what you see is what you get.
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STAR JONES HAS A NEW TV SHOW CALLED
"STAR JONES REYNOLDS REPORT" ON THE TV ONE CHANNEL
WEEKNIGHTS 7-8 PM PST (check cable listings).
GOOD LUCK STAR, YOU'LL SHOW THAT ROSY...
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He is the new JETHRO BODINE, taking a rest after the big meal of chitlins back by the Ceement Pond.
I can't believe that even TMZ hasn't figured that out yet!
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I think I read someone where that Brandon is the older brother, I`m not 100% sure on that tho... I think he could be cute if he cuts back on the smoking
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Is it me? or does everybody want to see this slug coverd in salt?
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