A Whale of a Bear

Last week, we gave you taut-tummied, bouncy-bosomed, bethonged and dethroned beauty queens in all their titillating glory. Today, we give you ... a beached Greasy Bear.

Oily heir Brandon Davis took to the sands of Maui on Christmas Eve, flopping down on a beach chair with a constant stream of cigarettes. (Nothing promotes health like baking in the sun while sucking on smokes.) We're not sure if that's a bathing suit or an oil slick.

The night before, Davis played with pal Paris Hilton before the lodging heiress hopped a plane for Australia, where she'll be hosting a New Year's Eve bash.



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16. subject title should read: Bratzwurst takes Holi on beach. Yup folkz, the only thing he's missing is saurkraut and spicy mustard. Brandon the Bratz. You greasy bastard. LoL.

Posted at 5:16PM on Dec 26th 2006 by *Ring*Ring*....Reality Calling

17. Esoteric musings? We don't joke with coke? Are Drug dealers worse than Killers? The drug dealer has a right to take a vacation, don't they? Yes, I suspect those are nicotine, urine and vomit stains one suffers in such tireless vocation. Have some respect for on the job handicapps when one works only in the bathrooms of exclusive clubs with rich, selfish, starving, raving mad druggies ya'll.

Posted at 6:51PM on Dec 26th 2006 by dmumsie

18. How can someone so rich not afford to look better???

Posted at 7:46PM on Dec 26th 2006 by C.D.

19. what a pig! he really is a discusting old lady!. who would even want to be seen with him!! he belongs in miami playing mah-jong.......

Posted at 8:15PM on Dec 26th 2006 by lynn

20. For a young guy he's in horrible shape.

Posted at 9:51PM on Dec 26th 2006 by Prnzez

21. My apologies to everyone before I type this.........on another blog on here there is a blog who raves on and on about how "HOT" Brandon Davis is. No, I'm not kidding. Yes, I wish I were. There are actually at least 2 people who think so much of Brandon, himself and that blogger.

Someone PLEASE explain the attraction of this idiot. Did anyone listen to him talk? Well, listen to the one of his older brother talking, then tone it down about a notch or two and you can hear Brandon.

It seems there is a club for kids who have no talent, live off their parents money, and don't have any respect for a soul. Brandon, you pig, you are in it. TMZ, my Christmas/Hanukkah wish is that you no longer show pictures or videos or the Davis brothers, and sound clips are off limits as well. For once, stand by your TMZ regulars, even if I am the only one requesting at this time. This will spred like wildfire, trust me.

Posted at 10:15PM on Dec 26th 2006 by Patty

22. STAR JONES HAS A NEW TV SHOW CALLED
"STAR JONES REYNOLDS REPORT" ON THE TV ONE CHANNEL
WEEKNIGHTS 7-8 PM PST (check cable listings).

GOOD LUCK STAR, YOU'LL SHOW THAT ROSY...

Posted at 12:25AM on Dec 27th 2006 by down but never out

23. Is it me? or does everybody want to see this slug coverd in salt?

Posted at 2:00AM on Dec 27th 2006 by brian Miller

24. Haaaaa and he has the nerve to call Lindsey lohan a Fire crotch and he called her poor with only having 7 mil. Brandon Davis is nothing but a piece of whale blubber.....His hair and body looks like a tube of Ky that has gone bad........yuck lol

Posted at 2:14AM on Dec 27th 2006 by Brandon Davis is a douche Bag.

25. No wonder fire-tw*t wouldn't let him ride her like a farm animal.

Posted at 4:12AM on Dec 27th 2006 by SF roller

26. TMZ, Why would you waste space on this worthless piece of crap ? You must be lacking in presenting good news or h have too many people on vacation !! He is disgustingly fat, sloppy, uneducated, grease ball who'll do nothing ever
with his life...To waste space on this creep tells me alot !!

Posted at 7:39AM on Dec 27th 2006 by cheryl

27. Damn Dude...ever heard of a GYM??? I am sure they would welcome you with open arms, no need to cry and beg to get in like you have to do at Hyde.

Posted at 8:02AM on Dec 27th 2006 by Party on Garth

28. Is that Rocky Balboa not on steroids?

Posted at 8:55AM on Dec 27th 2006 by Doug

29. ewwwww GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Posted at 9:21AM on Dec 27th 2006 by CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY:)

30. He is the new JETHRO BODINE, taking a rest after the big meal of chitlins back by the Ceement Pond.

I can't believe that even TMZ hasn't figured that out yet!

Posted at 11:25AM on Dec 27th 2006 by JP

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