A Whale of a Bear

Last week, we gave you taut-tummied, bouncy-bosomed, bethonged and dethroned beauty queens in all their titillating glory. Today, we give you ... a beached Greasy Bear.

Oily heir Brandon Davis took to the sands of Maui on Christmas Eve, flopping down on a beach chair with a constant stream of cigarettes. (Nothing promotes health like baking in the sun while sucking on smokes.) We're not sure if that's a bathing suit or an oil slick.

The night before, Davis played with pal Paris Hilton before the lodging heiress hopped a plane for Australia, where she'll be hosting a New Year's Eve bash.



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31. You should all have Brandon's trust fund and nice family. .And I think he is super hot. Ditto for Paris Hilton.

Stop bitching out people you're jealous of, you guys are so transparent.

And Lindsay Lohan is still a dirty whore, no matter how much the idiots at TMZ like her and try to push her on the public.

Posted at 11:33AM on Dec 27th 2006 by dee

32. My Eyes Are Still Burning, but I think that the Chlorine Bleach rinse will soothe them. Please do not post anymore pictures of this useless individual because there may be children viewing and you might not want to traumatize them.

Posted at 11:57AM on Dec 27th 2006 by Rev. RBob

33. I think I read someone where that Brandon is the older brother, I`m not 100% sure on that tho... I think he could be cute if he cuts back on the smoking

Posted at 12:46PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Jess

34. This List is computer generated as name here ______ is on vacation . Please enjoy this BEST OF 2006 kevinbgood Oh Sh*T !
Why DO WE LOVE THE GREASY BEAR ?!?
1. Ever since Brits' Pit showing I needed a New K-fed .
2. Donald trump needs sopmeone to play him ... in the movie for TV.
3. Fat could be converted into reusable fuel source ,
4. Nicotone is a known bug repelent ... Would it work on Paris-ites ??!??
5. Does seem to have cute hanger-ons?....maybe their stuck to the tar !
6. Great sun - shield on the beach
7. ONE WORD ----- FIRECROCHTILLAREA
8. Heard hes' a huge fan of Benji the Dog ...what ?? ... its' binging like a dog ? ...oh Sh*T , sorry .
9. HAs much money ... Look out its Anna Nichole Smith !!!!
10. Probably makes outer-space farts sounds with his knee pits ....COOL !!!

Posted at 1:18PM on Dec 27th 2006 by kevinbgood621

35. While he drives me nuts, I'm gonna take up for him. All those other rich bitch trust fund babies out there seduce their followers with their pretty exterior that covers up just how shallow and useless they are on the inside. Lazy, greasy, unattractive, whatever you want to call Brandon Davis, at least he's true to himself and doesn't try to fool anyone into thinking he's something he's not. At least what you see is what you get.

Posted at 1:27PM on Dec 27th 2006 by dudeshouldlosethesmokes

36. Didn't anyone think to push him back in the water?

Posted at 2:19PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Sarah

37. From what I understand, Brandon's family is a bit short of money since the old man died a couple years ago. Houses have been sold and jewelry has been sent to the auction houses. And, anyway, Brandon is accepted by celebraties because he gets drugs for them!!!

Posted at 2:38PM on Dec 27th 2006 by essie

38. Yo Adrian.. I'm not educated, fetch me a beer, but wait.. I have to call my daddy to see if it's alright first.

Posted at 6:44PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Doug

39. Um okay I WAS eating dinner! Thanks.

Posted at 9:14PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Lolita

40. The idiot "he's really not that bad" comments posted make me wonder: do par-ish and whaleboy comment on this site about how hot they are? Because they are the only ones I know who think that. Money doesn't buy class, guys, and skanky is skanky regardless of the bank account balance.

Posted at 12:48AM on Dec 28th 2006 by Paris

41. I just threw up a little in my mouth....gross.....hahahahh

Posted at 8:21AM on Dec 28th 2006 by we hate BRANDOIL

42. Friggin' Disgusting!

Posted at 8:00PM on Dec 28th 2006 by weride88

43. somebody call the Coastguard, there is a pig roasting on a beach! ha ha well with all that money he can't even afford sun cream or a personal trainer.

Posted at 7:05AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Bodacious Babe

44. You know Brandon Davis would not have a clue how to survive in the real world like the rest of us without his Daddy giving him the money. Has he ever had to work for anything? I seriously doubt it! How could he make fun of somebody that made 7 mil a movie. They are poor?! What a Brat! He doesn't know what if feels like to work and live on your own and only depend on your job. I would love to meet this guy to punch him in the face! He is a disgrace! I bet his Dad is very proud of his sons.. LOL Yeah right!! Don't get me wrong, I am not jealous that he has access to money and never have to lift a finger to get it.. But if I was going to act like that, I would rather just be the working man I am now. He has no character what so ever! What's he going to do when his Dad turns the business over to him? Which I doubt that would happen.. He wouldn't know where to start to run a business. What an idiot!!

Posted at 8:20AM on Jan 16th 2007 by Cliff

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