A Whale of a Bear

Last week, we gave you taut-tummied, bouncy-bosomed, bethonged and dethroned beauty queens in all their titillating glory. Today, we give you ... a beached Greasy Bear.

Oily heir Brandon Davis took to the sands of Maui on Christmas Eve, flopping down on a beach chair with a constant stream of cigarettes. (Nothing promotes health like baking in the sun while sucking on smokes.) We're not sure if that's a bathing suit or an oil slick.

The night before, Davis played with pal Paris Hilton before the lodging heiress hopped a plane for Australia, where she'll be hosting a New Year's Eve bash.



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31. Didn't anyone think to push him back in the water?

Posted at 2:19PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Sarah

32. He is the new JETHRO BODINE, taking a rest after the big meal of chitlins back by the Ceement Pond.

I can't believe that even TMZ hasn't figured that out yet!

Posted at 11:25AM on Dec 27th 2006 by JP

33. I think I read someone where that Brandon is the older brother, I`m not 100% sure on that tho... I think he could be cute if he cuts back on the smoking

Posted at 12:46PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Jess

34. Is it me? or does everybody want to see this slug coverd in salt?

Posted at 2:00AM on Dec 27th 2006 by brian Miller

35. Haaaaa and he has the nerve to call Lindsey lohan a Fire crotch and he called her poor with only having 7 mil. Brandon Davis is nothing but a piece of whale blubber.....His hair and body looks like a tube of Ky that has gone bad........yuck lol

Posted at 2:14AM on Dec 27th 2006 by Brandon Davis is a douche Bag.

36. No wonder fire-tw*t wouldn't let him ride her like a farm animal.

Posted at 4:12AM on Dec 27th 2006 by SF roller

37. TMZ, Why would you waste space on this worthless piece of crap ? You must be lacking in presenting good news or h have too many people on vacation !! He is disgustingly fat, sloppy, uneducated, grease ball who'll do nothing ever
with his life...To waste space on this creep tells me alot !!

Posted at 7:39AM on Dec 27th 2006 by cheryl

38. Yo Adrian.. I'm not educated, fetch me a beer, but wait.. I have to call my daddy to see if it's alright first.

Posted at 6:44PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Doug

39. My Eyes Are Still Burning, but I think that the Chlorine Bleach rinse will soothe them. Please do not post anymore pictures of this useless individual because there may be children viewing and you might not want to traumatize them.

Posted at 11:57AM on Dec 27th 2006 by Rev. RBob

40. From what I understand, Brandon's family is a bit short of money since the old man died a couple years ago. Houses have been sold and jewelry has been sent to the auction houses. And, anyway, Brandon is accepted by celebraties because he gets drugs for them!!!

Posted at 2:38PM on Dec 27th 2006 by essie

41. Um okay I WAS eating dinner! Thanks.

Posted at 9:14PM on Dec 27th 2006 by Lolita

42. The idiot "he's really not that bad" comments posted make me wonder: do par-ish and whaleboy comment on this site about how hot they are? Because they are the only ones I know who think that. Money doesn't buy class, guys, and skanky is skanky regardless of the bank account balance.

Posted at 12:48AM on Dec 28th 2006 by Paris

43. somebody call the Coastguard, there is a pig roasting on a beach! ha ha well with all that money he can't even afford sun cream or a personal trainer.

Posted at 7:05AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Bodacious Babe

44. You know Brandon Davis would not have a clue how to survive in the real world like the rest of us without his Daddy giving him the money. Has he ever had to work for anything? I seriously doubt it! How could he make fun of somebody that made 7 mil a movie. They are poor?! What a Brat! He doesn't know what if feels like to work and live on your own and only depend on your job. I would love to meet this guy to punch him in the face! He is a disgrace! I bet his Dad is very proud of his sons.. LOL Yeah right!! Don't get me wrong, I am not jealous that he has access to money and never have to lift a finger to get it.. But if I was going to act like that, I would rather just be the working man I am now. He has no character what so ever! What's he going to do when his Dad turns the business over to him? Which I doubt that would happen.. He wouldn't know where to start to run a business. What an idiot!!

Posted at 8:20AM on Jan 16th 2007 by Cliff

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