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Last week, we gave you taut-tummied, bouncy-bosomed, bethonged and dethroned beauty queens in all their titillating glory. Today, we give you ... a beached Greasy Bear.
Oily heir Brandon Davis took to the sands of Maui on Christmas Eve, flopping down on a beach chair with a constant stream of cigarettes. (Nothing promotes health like baking in the sun while sucking on smokes.) We're not sure if that's a bathing suit or an oil slick.
The night before, Davis played with pal Paris Hilton before the lodging heiress hopped a plane for Australia, where she'll be hosting a New Year's Eve bash.
12/26/2006 1:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
A Whale of a Bear
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Haaaaa and he has the nerve to call Lindsey lohan a Fire crotch and he called her poor with only having 7 mil. Brandon Davis is nothing but a piece of whale blubber.....His hair and body looks like a tube of Ky that has gone bad........yuck lol
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No wonder fire-tw*t wouldn't let him ride her like a farm animal.
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TMZ, Why would you waste space on this worthless piece of crap ? You must be lacking in presenting good news or h have too many people on vacation !! He is disgustingly fat, sloppy, uneducated, grease ball who'll do nothing ever
with his life...To waste space on this creep tells me alot !!
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Yo Adrian.. I'm not educated, fetch me a beer, but wait.. I have to call my daddy to see if it's alright first.
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My Eyes Are Still Burning, but I think that the Chlorine Bleach rinse will soothe them. Please do not post anymore pictures of this useless individual because there may be children viewing and you might not want to traumatize them.
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From what I understand, Brandon's family is a bit short of money since the old man died a couple years ago. Houses have been sold and jewelry has been sent to the auction houses. And, anyway, Brandon is accepted by celebraties because he gets drugs for them!!!
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The idiot "he's really not that bad" comments posted make me wonder: do par-ish and whaleboy comment on this site about how hot they are? Because they are the only ones I know who think that. Money doesn't buy class, guys, and skanky is skanky regardless of the bank account balance.
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somebody call the Coastguard, there is a pig roasting on a beach! ha ha well with all that money he can't even afford sun cream or a personal trainer.
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You know Brandon Davis would not have a clue how to survive in the real world like the rest of us without his Daddy giving him the money. Has he ever had to work for anything? I seriously doubt it! How could he make fun of somebody that made 7 mil a movie. They are poor?! What a Brat! He doesn't know what if feels like to work and live on your own and only depend on your job. I would love to meet this guy to punch him in the face! He is a disgrace! I bet his Dad is very proud of his sons.. LOL Yeah right!! Don't get me wrong, I am not jealous that he has access to money and never have to lift a finger to get it.. But if I was going to act like that, I would rather just be the working man I am now. He has no character what so ever! What's he going to do when his Dad turns the business over to him? Which I doubt that would happen.. He wouldn't know where to start to run a business. What an idiot!!
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