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Jessica -- My Christmas Sucks

12/27/2006 10:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica SimpsonFor Jessica Simpson, it's the most miserable time of the year, with no man and a career that's going off the rails.

Jessica didn't leave her trailer on the Louisiana set of her movie "Blonde Ambition" for two days, according to In Touch Weekly, prompting an emergency intervention by sister Ashlee. Then, when the thought of sun and warmth in Hawaii was just too much to bear, Jessica decided to go to blizzard-ridden Colorado instead.

Britney SpearsHer dark moods are being blamed partly on her recent "9 to 5" debacle at the Kennedy Center Honors -- only a brief glimpse of her arm could be seen during the broadcast of the tribute to Dolly Parton last night. And the mag says, Jess' second Christmas without ex-hubby Nick Lachey has been particularly hard, especially because Nick is constantly and very publicly out and about with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.


Is Carrie Stealing Jess' Cowboy?

Jessica isn't getting action from her ex-boytoy, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo -- but Carrie Underwood might be. Underwood, says In Touch Weekly, was a surprise guest at Texas Stadium for the Cowboys' Christmas Day game against Philadelphia, and gave Romo a hug on the field before kickoff.

Kelly Clarkson

Romo told a small-town paper in central Illinois, where he went to college, that he was dating the "American Idol" chanteuse. Christmas wasn't her first appearance at a Cowboys game -- she sang at Texas Stadium on Thanksgiving Day. Of course, Carrie might want to skip the next game – Romo had a terrible outing against the Eagles as she watched from the sideline.


Tara Conner photogalleryWho is Miss USA Sleeping With?


The answer: Herself.

Tarnished beauty-pageant tart Tara Conner won't be having many debauched late nights – or fast guys to spend them with -- at her latest home, the Caron Foundation rehab center in Pennsylvania. In fact, reports the New York Daily News, Tara will be in bed by 11 o'clock at night, up at 6:30 in the AM, and will be doing chores like mopping, cleaning and making her own bed, just like all the other attendees of the $24,000-per-month facility.

And even if she gets a little boy-craving during her 28-day stay there, she'll have to squelch it, because men and women are segregated at Caron. Still, there's no word on whether she'll be able to, you know, lend her support to other female rehabbers like she allegedly did to Miss Teen USA Katie Blair.


Ben affleck and jen garnerParty Favors: Affleck and Garner's Stealthy Baptism ... Governator Will Be Back ... Sandler Gives Sick Kids Gifts


Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck snuck into Garner's hometown church in Charleston, W. VA on Sunday to have their baby daughter Violet baptized. The congregation was surprised, says the AP, and some parishioners didn't even notice until the end of the service ... Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been cleared to resume being the Governator, says his doctor. Ahnuld will probably be on crutches during his inauguration next week, says the Los Angeles Times. The operation to fix his right thigh bone lasted 90 minutes ... Adam Sandler made it a very merry Christmas (or is that a happy Hanukkah?) for a couple New Hampshire kids who are suffering from cancer, giving them a PlayStation 3 loaded with games, as well as signed DVDs and jerseys.

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Tasha    

You never should have left Nick , Jess. You've gone nowhere but downhill!!!

2672 days ago
2.

Lou    

Your story about Tara Conner is incorrect.

The facility does not cost $24,000-per-day.

The story from the NYDN says it's $24,000 for the entire month.

(What did you people think they were feeding her? Diamonds?)

TMZ sucks.

2672 days ago
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Adrienne    

Why am I not shocked that La Lohan spent Xmas Eve clubbin'?

2672 days ago
4.

hott    

Jessica Simpson must be blue because her career is fizzling out. We haven't seen or heard too much from her since Britney took the spotlight after the divorce of her and K-Fed. Perhaps Jessica is starting to feel a little left out and sad she's not getting the attention she used to and maybe she's thinking she made some mistakes in her life.

2672 days ago
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Brute_Spooner    

It starts at $ 24.000 for a month long stay, not $24.000 per day.

2672 days ago
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Lenn K    

The problem you have with Jessica Simpson is she thought her sh*t didn't stink. Now comes the truth it does and she now knows what the world really thinks of her no-talent ass. Having blond hair and big boobs is one thing, but if there is no-talent behind it you suck. Just look at Pam Anderson, she's doing anything to stay in the limelight. 10 Playboy covers or something like that, well she's getting old and no one really cares. Jessica, you and Ashley are talentless hacks with average looks and big boobs.

2672 days ago
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Seriously    

How stupid were you to let Nick go?

2672 days ago
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toy    

Oh poor Jessica Skankson, so you actually thought getting a plastic face, having big tits and acting like a retarded 6-year old would make you happy???? You deserve all the misery your talentless fat ass suffers.

2672 days ago
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Laura    

What an ass Donald Trump is for letting this sorry skank continue to reign. Nice example they both are setting. How sad.

2672 days ago
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toy    

The really sad thing for everyone else, is that we are going to have to suffer through Papa Joe whoring his ugly tranny daughter out to every commercial sponsor so he can use the money into her to destroying more movies, which sill lead to even more fake "paparazzi" shots of Skanson's fake smile and her showing her tits in the tabloids just to feed Joe's coffers. WHEN WILL THEY STOP!!!!!!!

2672 days ago
11.

free4all    

Jessica Simpson looks like a Crackhead!! Crack is whack! Please go away with your no talent dumb ass!! Your fake!

2672 days ago
12.

Freaked Out    

KARMA,get it.....

2672 days ago
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Mystery    

I'm normally not offensive, but does Jessica in that picture truly depict Dr. Phil's quote of "now that's one skanky looking coke whore".

2672 days ago
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lundy    

you suck to jessica.no talent loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2672 days ago
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chena    

HOW OLD IS JESSICA SIMPSON? SHE LOOKS AT LEAST 40 OR MORE, HERE!

2672 days ago
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