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Jessica -- My Christmas Sucks

12/27/2006 10:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica SimpsonFor Jessica Simpson, it's the most miserable time of the year, with no man and a career that's going off the rails.

Jessica didn't leave her trailer on the Louisiana set of her movie "Blonde Ambition" for two days, according to In Touch Weekly, prompting an emergency intervention by sister Ashlee. Then, when the thought of sun and warmth in Hawaii was just too much to bear, Jessica decided to go to blizzard-ridden Colorado instead.

Britney SpearsHer dark moods are being blamed partly on her recent "9 to 5" debacle at the Kennedy Center Honors -- only a brief glimpse of her arm could be seen during the broadcast of the tribute to Dolly Parton last night. And the mag says, Jess' second Christmas without ex-hubby Nick Lachey has been particularly hard, especially because Nick is constantly and very publicly out and about with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.


Is Carrie Stealing Jess' Cowboy?

Jessica isn't getting action from her ex-boytoy, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo -- but Carrie Underwood might be. Underwood, says In Touch Weekly, was a surprise guest at Texas Stadium for the Cowboys' Christmas Day game against Philadelphia, and gave Romo a hug on the field before kickoff.

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Romo told a small-town paper in central Illinois, where he went to college, that he was dating the "American Idol" chanteuse. Christmas wasn't her first appearance at a Cowboys game -- she sang at Texas Stadium on Thanksgiving Day. Of course, Carrie might want to skip the next game – Romo had a terrible outing against the Eagles as she watched from the sideline.


Tara Conner photogalleryWho is Miss USA Sleeping With?


The answer: Herself.

Tarnished beauty-pageant tart Tara Conner won't be having many debauched late nights – or fast guys to spend them with -- at her latest home, the Caron Foundation rehab center in Pennsylvania. In fact, reports the New York Daily News, Tara will be in bed by 11 o'clock at night, up at 6:30 in the AM, and will be doing chores like mopping, cleaning and making her own bed, just like all the other attendees of the $24,000-per-month facility.

And even if she gets a little boy-craving during her 28-day stay there, she'll have to squelch it, because men and women are segregated at Caron. Still, there's no word on whether she'll be able to, you know, lend her support to other female rehabbers like she allegedly did to Miss Teen USA Katie Blair.


Ben affleck and jen garnerParty Favors: Affleck and Garner's Stealthy Baptism ... Governator Will Be Back ... Sandler Gives Sick Kids Gifts


Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck snuck into Garner's hometown church in Charleston, W. VA on Sunday to have their baby daughter Violet baptized. The congregation was surprised, says the AP, and some parishioners didn't even notice until the end of the service ... Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been cleared to resume being the Governator, says his doctor. Ahnuld will probably be on crutches during his inauguration next week, says the Los Angeles Times. The operation to fix his right thigh bone lasted 90 minutes ... Adam Sandler made it a very merry Christmas (or is that a happy Hanukkah?) for a couple New Hampshire kids who are suffering from cancer, giving them a PlayStation 3 loaded with games, as well as signed DVDs and jerseys.

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256.

RED-HOT    

THE THING WITH JESSICA IS SHE HAS AN I.Q. OF A TURTLE. SHE MAY BE VERY BEAUTIFUL, BUT SHE WILL GET OLD. SHE HOPEFULLY IS SMART ENOUGH TO DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN BEING BEAUTIFUL OR WITH HER ATTITUDE SHE WILL BE NOTHING BUT LONELY, UGLY(BEAUTY COMES FROM WITHIN) AND MISERABLE.
I ALWAYS THOUGHT PEOPLE WHO SAID BEAUTY COMES FROM WITHIN MUST BE UGLY. WELL I'M A MODEL AND JESSICA TRUELY DEFINES THE STATEMENT. HER ATITUDE MAKES ME SICK!

2822 days ago
257.

Susan    

I have to disagree with Cristi. Jessica Simpson may be beautiful, but she cerainly has no talent . As for Nick, HE is the one with more talent in his little toe than Jessica has in her whole body. And Nick didn't need to marry Jessica to get noticed. It was the other way around. Him and 98 degrees were more popular than she was.

2822 days ago
258.

tori m.    

I think the ones that talked bad about jessica are stupid, shes human, ya'll are jealous shes pretty. As far as the nick subject, ya'll aint makin any since he cheated and ya'll are takin his side. And ya'll know if yall had a guy and he ran around w/ another girl, you would be mad and heart broken, and as far as her businness career get over it, cuz it aint nobodys business!!

2822 days ago
259.

Bruce    

Jessica, i do not care what they say your still the hottest female around hollywood. keep up the good work , on that kickass body.

2821 days ago
260.

christina    

Any man that would even consider doing more than banging her need to watch newlyweds reruns. She was such a poor quality companion, self centered, and obnoxious, especially toward the end. Men everywhere should aspire to the Vanessa level. Can't wait for Nick to remarry and start a family with Vanessa.
Quality Couple 100%

2820 days ago
261.

Paris Has A Penis Nose    

Carrie Underwood is starting to look freaky looking like Michael Jackson. Too much surgery! Yuck!

2816 days ago
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