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Jessica -- My Christmas Sucks

12/27/2006 10:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica SimpsonFor Jessica Simpson, it's the most miserable time of the year, with no man and a career that's going off the rails.

Jessica didn't leave her trailer on the Louisiana set of her movie "Blonde Ambition" for two days, according to In Touch Weekly, prompting an emergency intervention by sister Ashlee. Then, when the thought of sun and warmth in Hawaii was just too much to bear, Jessica decided to go to blizzard-ridden Colorado instead.

Britney SpearsHer dark moods are being blamed partly on her recent "9 to 5" debacle at the Kennedy Center Honors -- only a brief glimpse of her arm could be seen during the broadcast of the tribute to Dolly Parton last night. And the mag says, Jess' second Christmas without ex-hubby Nick Lachey has been particularly hard, especially because Nick is constantly and very publicly out and about with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.


Is Carrie Stealing Jess' Cowboy?

Jessica isn't getting action from her ex-boytoy, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo -- but Carrie Underwood might be. Underwood, says In Touch Weekly, was a surprise guest at Texas Stadium for the Cowboys' Christmas Day game against Philadelphia, and gave Romo a hug on the field before kickoff.

Kelly Clarkson

Romo told a small-town paper in central Illinois, where he went to college, that he was dating the "American Idol" chanteuse. Christmas wasn't her first appearance at a Cowboys game -- she sang at Texas Stadium on Thanksgiving Day. Of course, Carrie might want to skip the next game – Romo had a terrible outing against the Eagles as she watched from the sideline.


Tara Conner photogalleryWho is Miss USA Sleeping With?


The answer: Herself.

Tarnished beauty-pageant tart Tara Conner won't be having many debauched late nights – or fast guys to spend them with -- at her latest home, the Caron Foundation rehab center in Pennsylvania. In fact, reports the New York Daily News, Tara will be in bed by 11 o'clock at night, up at 6:30 in the AM, and will be doing chores like mopping, cleaning and making her own bed, just like all the other attendees of the $24,000-per-month facility.

And even if she gets a little boy-craving during her 28-day stay there, she'll have to squelch it, because men and women are segregated at Caron. Still, there's no word on whether she'll be able to, you know, lend her support to other female rehabbers like she allegedly did to Miss Teen USA Katie Blair.


Ben affleck and jen garnerParty Favors: Affleck and Garner's Stealthy Baptism ... Governator Will Be Back ... Sandler Gives Sick Kids Gifts


Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck snuck into Garner's hometown church in Charleston, W. VA on Sunday to have their baby daughter Violet baptized. The congregation was surprised, says the AP, and some parishioners didn't even notice until the end of the service ... Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has been cleared to resume being the Governator, says his doctor. Ahnuld will probably be on crutches during his inauguration next week, says the Los Angeles Times. The operation to fix his right thigh bone lasted 90 minutes ... Adam Sandler made it a very merry Christmas (or is that a happy Hanukkah?) for a couple New Hampshire kids who are suffering from cancer, giving them a PlayStation 3 loaded with games, as well as signed DVDs and jerseys.

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91.

Carol    

Jessica Simpson is a HUGE NO TALENT, and her 15 minutes are finally coming to an end. How much of a moron can you be not to be able to sing ONE song??? Has she ever heard of a rehersal? Then to walk off the stage, get a do-over and still say no way - shows that she is really a huge ZERO. Goodbye Jessica. We won't miss you and your fake, breathy non-singing or your lack of acting talent. Move over and let someone who can really act and sing take your place.

2823 days ago
92.

Lorraine    

Jessica, you are over 18, why did you ever let the "Man I'm in Love with" come between you and your dad....shame on your dad for not letting you lead a life that is about Jessica....forget good, bad, or ugly things people have to say....It's life for Jessica and not Joe that should be your #1 goal...If you are to be an actress like Julia Roberts than act like she does. She never demeans her fans and we are all happy she is happy with her family....She has done some Very funny things that she didn't like to go public but she handled it with grace and moved on. Now, if you are for real....do the right thing and not what others tell you to do....

2823 days ago
93.

Faye Sheff    

Jessica I sure wish you would remember your roots. Remember who you were taught about that loves you unconditionally. He's still there waiting for you to call Him. He sure has not forgotten you.
You and I know His name, He's waiting.With Him all your loneliness will go. Stop the way your going, turn around go back to your earliest memories of Him. Best of blessings to you now and always!!!

2823 days ago
94.

F0RtUnE tElLeR    

Jessica, you reap what you sew. You asked for the divorce and you got it. Now your fat ass is putting on the weight and no one wants anything to do with you. You are a LOSER! You and Britney would make good roomates. 2 whores washed up and careers ruined.

2823 days ago
95.

denise    

WHO CARES? I MEAN REALLY, WHO CARES?

2823 days ago
96.

skye    

Jealous? Of the biggest airhead? Hardly. I actually feel sorry for Jessica because being the airhead that she is, she just doesn't have a clue about much of anything! And obviously, beauty is in the eye of the beholder because I don't find anything attractive about Ms. Simpson.

2823 days ago
97.

Penny    

We'll first of all I think Jess has had a pretty hard blow. Nick cheated on her and she was smart to get out of that marriage. He was a nobody before her. Now the only spot light he gets is when he is photographed with his new girlfriend. I think Jess is having a hard time right now. Divorce isn't easy and I think she is still trying to deal with it. You don't see her out whoring around with every Tom Dick and Harry. She is just a girl trying to live her life but the media and tabloids won't let her. If she had a steady man no one would be focusing on the bad stuff only on the fact that she had a new man and they would photograph her every chance they got. She is being kicked while she is down and that is just plain wrong. I am not a big fan of hers but even I know when enough is enough people. Let the woman live her life without all this stuff in the paper and internet constantly being put out there to remind her of her divorce and bad times she is going through.

2823 days ago
98.

Krista    

I think Jessica is not only beautiful, but talanted as well. Her sister on the other hand, totally blows. Oh..and that father of hers is a greedy bastard. Ashley sucks, Jessica totally rocks. Everyone is just jealous of her

2823 days ago
99.

Davo6    

Ha ha. So you people REALLY think the world will GIVE a rats buttock about your VERY OWN opinion of something? Jessica is ONLY a woman. Nick is ONLY a man. Paris and Brittany are ONLY.....uh....well, we won't go THERE, but you DO catch my DRIFT, eh? I know how you'd just DIE to have YOUR name in lights or on the BIG screen or on CD's and stuff, but reality DOES have a way of setting in and 99% of you all ARE losers. haha. Myself included, more than likely. Some of your comments are just so full of hate and loathing that it makes me want to hurl on you. To steal a well known cliche', one you've probably been hearing ad nauseum since time eternal...."Get a LIFE".

2823 days ago
100.

Shirley Standley    

JESSICA SIMPSON IS ONE SORRY LOOKING MESS. ON HER DIRECT TV COMMERCIAL YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE IS SAYING,
I THOUGH IT WAS A WASTE OF SPONSERS MONEY TO USE A MESS THAT CAN'T EVEN SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH.SHE MUST BE ON SOMETHING STRONGER THAN COKE.BECAUSE SHE REALY LOOKS MESSED UP.AND SOUNDS TERRIBLE. THANK YOU SHIRLEY FROM OHIO

2823 days ago
101.

Judy    

I think Jessica is being a whinebag if it is true that she is depressed. She has looks, money, and career and a caring family. She should go into therapy and realise she doesn't need a man to make her happy. So what if Nick has a new love. It doesn't mean she has to get one to show off. I think she is better off then Nick to rush into a relationship. She should get out of the past, and live in the future.

2823 days ago
102.

Mike    

Jessica, if you ever get lonely, give me a call. I'll be nice to you.

2823 days ago
103.

Linda Quinty    

I think Jessica is really beautiful, but beauty isn't everything in life. To be happy she needs to be real with herself and everyone else. Youth and beauty only last a short time, then what?

2823 days ago
104.

Syl    

Seems to me that it all has to do with bad, bad, karma. Jessica when you get married you are to be one with your husband. Bringing your father into the relationship is what really ruined your relationship with Nick. While you and your "Manager" father were to busy getting your career up and going, you both completely pushed Nick to the dogs and just through him a bone every so often to appear with you... Your father never tried to really promote Nick as an artist, your fathers interest was only for his daughter oooh and whats his name... Thats why Nick ran to other women who made him feel that he is alive. Sad to say you lost your chance to be happy, but hey you still have your dad, hope he is around when you reach your old age and you are left out there without a husband. Jess you only have wonderfull once in your life time.

2823 days ago
105.

Mavis    

Carrie Underwood does circles around Jessica with her beauty, her talent and a very nice clean hometown girl. Jessica has none of the things Carrie has except her Daddy. Pushing to help her. Carrie didn't have to have that.

2823 days ago
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