Paris All Wet Down Under

1. I love the bikini, not her.

Posted at 11:19AM on Dec 28th 2006 by Miss Honey

2. I don't get it what do you all see in her besides her money.

Posted at 12:08PM on Dec 28th 2006 by Darryl W.

3. Paris, If you are hoping to get your one status back as the press whore your'll have to show more than that.

Posted at 11:30AM on Dec 28th 2006 by Lenn K

4. She's got the body of a 10 year old boy - and he wants it back. Seriously, how freakin' ugly is this chic. Uhhh. Better off dry humping a 2x4 - at least you know where it's been.

Posted at 11:42AM on Dec 28th 2006 by agave

5. WHAT A MOTHER F***IN WHORE!. SHE IS NOT WELCOMED IN NYC. The last time she was here, people were screaming to her "Hey fart in a mitten, get the f*** outta here", "NY don't want your ugly anorexic cali ass!". I was hysterical. She walked by and then proceeded to RUN into the club!!!! LOL LOL LOL, Dumb ass bitch !!!!!! She is ALL talk and NOOOO action. Dumb cali whore !.
P.S. That fat piece of white trash was w/her and he whispered in her ear to "run" into the club. LOL, f***in KIDS. Too weak for NY. :)

Posted at 11:46AM on Dec 28th 2006 by Little Wings NYC

6. She sure is full of herself isn't she? What would happen if EVERYONE stopped paying attention to her? I don't think she would survive...

Posted at 12:04PM on Dec 28th 2006 by JJ

7. She has no boobs and no ass. I have hotter draggs.

Posted at 12:05PM on Dec 28th 2006 by amy

8. wow she is beautiful!!!! not!!! she seriously needs to go away.

my cat has bigger tits than she does!!

die paris die!!!!

Posted at 12:16PM on Dec 28th 2006 by luvbny

9. Dear Paris,

You are great. You have millions of loyal fans.
I am waiting for your Pledge This DVD I bought on EBAY.
I hope you make more DVDs to entertain me.
I am waiting for your Simple Life 4 DVD I bought on EBAY.
Meanwhile I am watching Simple Life 123 Over and over and over
and over and over again.
You are so beautiful.
When are you going to Start The Simple Life 5?
James L. Crum

Posted at 12:18PM on Dec 28th 2006 by James L. Crum

10. #9~you really need to lay off the crack. seriously. and you know that you would only sleep with her for her money. you are just as bad as she is!

you are a man and a pig!

it is people like you that wont let people like paris GO AWAY!!!!

Posted at 12:30PM on Dec 28th 2006 by luvbny

11. i WOULD HAVE TO agree wit Luvbny, James, nicole makes that show interesting. I think the producers tell her what to do, she does not do much acting. Paris needs to get out of that ten year old's body and go back to her planet.

Posted at 12:47PM on Dec 28th 2006 by amy

12. I really don't see why people hate Paris.......she is actuall really nice in person...maybe if some ppl would just give her a chance!!!!!
P.S. Paris love the bikinni!

Posted at 12:44PM on Dec 28th 2006 by MerDer4ever

13. TOO BAD THIS BITCH DID'NT DROWN AND SAVE US FROM READING ABOUT THIS LOW DOWN DIRTY CRABBYTW*T BITCH!!!!!

Posted at 1:09PM on Dec 28th 2006 by RIGHT

14. Good angle, Paris. Love the way you tilt your head back to hide your gigantic hook nose!

Posted at 1:06PM on Dec 28th 2006 by h8er#1

15. Girl gives me a reverse willy . period . Her fan base is 10 - 15 year olds that have the same body type . Truth is you adults are not her money makers . In about two years she be toast . To bad we'll have to put up with this self-indulgent crap until then . Dickheads .

Posted at 1:41PM on Dec 28th 2006 by Nasty Boil