Simpson Leaves Valet Stiff

16. Just another example of a celeb who has a sh*tload of money getting something for free.....

Posted at 12:16PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Ms FP

17. You idiots don’t actually think people like her have to really "pay" for anything do you?

She gets everything comped to her.
Clothes, car's, jewelry, etc.

Once you hit a certain plateau as a celebrity, everyone wants to throw their junk at you. Hoping you wear, or use their junky product, so they can see "look, even so and so uses it"

Nice work with another bone head celebrity America.

Hey News Agencies, I'm pretty sure there is someone out there working on a way to feed the hungry, or keep the homeless warm. Why don’t you go do a story on them for a change, instead of cramming idiots like this one down our collective throats.

Posted at 12:20PM on Dec 29th 2006 by craig

18. Maybe Jess should ask PAPA Joe for ADVANCE ON HER ALLOWANCE.....and then maybe they should both GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:23PM on Dec 29th 2006 by So done

19. Shut up all you jealous bitches-- just SHUT UP. Jess gave NICK a career, not the other way around. She chose not to talk about all the details of her divorce, he did. He wrote songs about it, ppl wanted to hear it, he starts dating a b-list celeb, hence he is getting all the attention now. I think Nick is a nice guy, but she made him-- Jess has an amazing voice and always will-- she was on the scene long before you stupid teenyboppers started watching her on Newlyweds--- so SHUT UP-- you make me ill-- spending your days talking like a truck driver about ppl you don't even know-- yeah, and the celebs are the losers-- HAHAHA.

Posted at 12:28PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Katey

20. katey katey katey
this is a blog to make one's own comment or opinion. not to be told to shut up, be called a bitch or dictate to anyone else what you THINK you know more about jessica simpson than anybody else. you are DEAD WRONG if you think jessica simpson made it before Nick! He was in a all boy vocal group and had his career going WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY before miss star simpson!
And believe you me when I say the Jerk Head JOE SIMPSON would have made it clear for Nick to sign a prenup if that were the case. get your facts right and straight for that matter before you spew sh*t out your mouth!

Posted at 12:44PM on Dec 29th 2006 by get your facts straight

21. It's really sad how the definition of "celebrity" has deteriorated over the years and allows so many marginal talent and no-talent people to make millions off the rest of us. All of this in the name of "entertainment".

And it will continue. Why? Because those of us who choose to voice our displeasure (and the method in which we do it) about these faux-celebs still get counted as being "entertained".

With that said, I'd like to address something said by "Me" (#6) above. The idea that retaliation by those performing a professional function (to "right" some "wrong", real or perceived) is okay, disturbs me.

Call me old-fashioned, but I think anyone who gets that feeling to "pay back" someone (only when related to a job function, of course), should always take the high road for pretty much the same reason given by "Me"...karma.

Just my two cents.

Posted at 12:47PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Tony J.

22.
What a Skank !

Hopefully in 2007 everyone ! every where !! will get rid of the disgusting Simpson family from Pimp Daddy Simpson to his talentless slutty daughters !!

Seriously !! let the Real talented and beautiful ppl > IN < and throw skanks like Jessica Simpson and her trashy family .... OUT !

Posted at 1:00PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Susan Easley

23. Hey Katey,
FYI!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nick was successful long before he met and married Jessica. She even admitted in an interview that Nick stood by her and did everything he could to help her succeed. I think Jessica has been talking to you or maybe she just believed her pervert dad that she was the bigger star. I could not believe she said in an interview that divorcing Nick caused her bank account to be empty. When she married NIck it was his bank account they lived on. She has an over inflated ego and forgets who helped her make it ...Nick, the husband she dumped once she became successful. Now the only friend she has is her hair stylist.

Posted at 1:28PM on Dec 29th 2006 by very important

24. DEAR JESSICA,

Sorry slutty jessi, but I don't buy that you didn't have any cash. Wasn't that you I saw on your knees in the men's room with some infamous guy? Wasn't that a fif that he shoved between your over exposed tits?(also your only selling asset, well besides your mouth)

I know you waited til marriage to have sex, but I think that your slutty ways are the reason that the guys aren't sticking around.

Girls that give it up within hours are fine and dandy, but their still whores, much like you.

As for your Dolly elbow? Not really a surprise since you don't have a voice that really stands the vocal test of time in the music industry.

I know you really really want to be famous, but jut stick to standing pretty and saying stupid things to keep you in the public eye. Your acting is a joke, but I don't blame people for casting you, you have big tits and teeth, but other than that you're not really worth much.

You were put on this earth not to sing, but to make some idiot man a nice trophy wife.

As for your business, you still fail to see the allure in your crappy products, but then again I am a bit smarter than the seventh graders that love love love you and your "talent". It's cool though, kids grow up and look back at what they liked and say "Jessica Simpson? What the hell was I thinking? No talent whore!"

keep up the good work and I suggest investing in knee pads. You know portable ones that will fit in your LV bags and whenever you go on an audition you can bust them out; instead of hurting your dainty knees.

peace out!

p.s. fire your hairdresser, people are right when they say that it's more beauty pageant, pick-up f***ing, teenage drama queenish than movie/singer celebrity status. I know you think you should to, but don't want to hurt his feelings . . . I understand.

Posted at 1:58PM on Dec 29th 2006 by kd

25. That's ok Jess we all agreed that you suck and are a cheap ass wannabe. If you had real class you'd go back and give that guy a real tip. Unlike you . . .he works hard for his money.

How trashy and lame is it to pull a celeb move like that! For one thing, before you even leave a place you make sure you're prepared to pay for services rendered. You are a f***ing theif!

Yeah your dad must have really shown you some real nice family values, if you know what I mean??

I have this feeling that you are a sensitive person, so do the right thing!

by the way . . . you act really stupid and baby like, is this behavior a result of child abuse?? I know your dad had a lot of people around growing up and you just don't act right. I swear you must of been molested as a child.

Seek help!

Posted at 2:06PM on Dec 29th 2006 by larry

26. katy must be young because she really doesn't know sh*t.

Posted at 2:10PM on Dec 29th 2006 by kd

27. hahaha katy is funny!

I don't think she's as stupid as she sounds . . .but I could be wrong.

Posted at 2:10PM on Dec 29th 2006 by kd

28. Jessica Simpson is lame. Thank god Nick got away from her. Ican't wait for her 15 minutes to be up already, I'll laugh when I catch her on infomercials in the middle of the night peddling CD's.

Posted at 11:04PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Jaime

29. Attention Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you........ The dumbest woman in America. Maybe she couldnt figure out if it was cash, chiken or tuna she needed to tip the valet.

Posted at 2:24PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Bodicae

30. I guess we have to make a note everytime a story is posted about her: We're not jealous of her, and she isn't responsible for Nick's fame. She may be more successful than he as a solo artist, but musically 98º was more successful than her as a whole. Fact,he had more than she did financially when they got married, he presented her with a pre-nup, she CHOSE not to sign it. So if she has to pay now, that's her too bad.

Posted at 2:30PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Keeping It Real!