Simpson Leaves Valet Stiff

Jessica Simpson had no dough when it came time to pay a valet last night.

After a night of partying at Hyde with hairstylist Ken Paves and former assistant CaCee Cobb, Simpson and her penniless gang didn't have the cash needed to pay the valet. As cameras flashed away, one of Jess' friends asked a bystander, actor Desmond Harrington, if he had some dinero -- he didn't.

Jessica was seen giggling away in the backseat when, as a last resort, they told the hostess at the door about their situation. The hostess said, "I'll take care of it."

Hey Jess, keep a twenty in your bra.



Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Jessica Simpson

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31. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#17 katey
#29 robin
#32 marc
#33 MELODY

all sound to be of the 1 dumb ass that you are

me don't think so
me know so
cause I sez so

Posted at 3:29PM on Dec 29th 2006 by sez so

32. She can't do 9 to 5 so she don't have the cash to pay her valet. Her tits are big, but yuk, that face aint a pretty sight.

Posted at 5:23PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Jacky

33. What a horse face Skank !

For the love of God !! please stop supporting these talentless Pigs !

Pigs like Jessica Simpson & her sister , Britney , Paris & Lindsey deserve no respect ! and if they all weren't blowing every guy in Hollywood ! they all would be working at Walmart ( at the very most ! ) I feel sorry for the dumb azzes who think the above pigs are talented , attractive or intelligent in any sort of away .

Posted at 5:52PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Susan Easley

34. Susan, you blow me away with your totally dislike for the Simpson simpletons. By the marc, keep it in your pants. All most guy see in Jessica is too big boobs, and all the girls see I want thoses two big boobs. Ashley just sucks. Nice nose job!

Posted at 6:16PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Lenn K

35.
Lenn K ,

Yes ! I admit ! I find it sad and hard to believe the Simpson skanks and their white trash family have made millions $$$ ! provided for by stupid and clueless ppl every where :( and it's not just these two talentless whores !

It's sickening -

There are so many talented ppl out there who deserve a chance . Why do you think American Idol is doing so well :)

Posted at 6:30PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Susan Easley

36. WHAT A SLUT!!!!!!! She has earned 36 million dollars over the last three years and she has NO MONEY FOR A TIP???????????????
She is simply a disgusting piece of white trash s**T who should be screwed in the azzzzzzzz!

Posted at 6:49PM on Dec 29th 2006 by d - man

37. I dont really care about Jessica, i thinks she sucks

Posted at 7:19PM on Dec 29th 2006 by nike

38. I dont really like Jessica, i think she sucks

Posted at 7:21PM on Dec 29th 2006 by nike

39. Susan, the funny thing is how people will blindly say that Jessica has all this talent and beauty. Ashley on the other hand just flat sucks as a singer, but the nose job did help her overal look, but still can't carry a tune. Jessica does have big boobs, that really all I ever hear guy say. When I tell them she also sings and tries to act they laugh when they hear her. Both of her movies have bombed.

Posted at 7:29PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Lenn K

40. What does it matter about Jessica any more she is threw with show biz and mommie and daddy will have to go out and get real jobs ! work is good for soul if they still have one and how long does it take for blonde need to get a clue Jess you can't sing and you can't act...so what now you were to good for NICK when we all thought why did he want you ! Daddy ran him off now you are ALL ALONE like you wanted ..get a real JOB!!

Posted at 7:46PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Irene

41. What a looser know wonder why the cheep bitch has so much money.

Posted at 8:53PM on Dec 29th 2006 by laurie

42. I was watching Oprah today and she had a show on about poor people.
That got me to thinking about these F'ng losers like Paris, Britney, Lindsey, Jessica etc. who have 0 talent and are making millions while some people in the US dont even have running water??!!! Its ridiculous!

Posted at 9:00PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Me

43. CHILL-OUT; In ths age of plastic you've never had a situation with no-cash on hand? Lighten Up and maybe get a life also!!!!

Posted at 10:58PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Stephen DAndrea

44. JESSICA YOUR BEAUTIFUL SEXY & YOU ARE A GREAT SINGER & i LIKE YOU SO MUCH. dON'T GO ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! hAPPY nEW yEAR JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:01PM on Dec 29th 2006 by amy

45. Jessica Simpson is lame. Thank god Nick got away from her. Ican't wait for her 15 minutes to be up already, I'll laugh when I catch her on infomercials in the middle of the night peddling CD's.

Posted at 11:04PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Jaime

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