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Simpson Leaves Valet Stiff

Posted Dec 29th 2006 10:29AM by TMZ Staff

Jessica Simpson had no dough when it came time to pay a valet last night.

After a night of partying at Hyde with hairstylist Ken Paves and former assistant CaCee Cobb, Simpson and her penniless gang didn't have the cash needed to pay the valet. As cameras flashed away, one of Jess' friends asked a bystander, actor Desmond Harrington, if he had some dinero -- he didn't.

Jessica was seen giggling away in the backseat when, as a last resort, they told the hostess at the door about their situation. The hostess said, "I'll take care of it."

Hey Jess, keep a twenty in your bra.

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31. Jessica you are gorgeous rich & successful! You haters have no life at all & have nothing else to do with your time. I feel pity on all of you. Jessica made Nick & helped him put out his 1st successful album. He is a big nosed, whiny a-hole, who's going bald!

Posted at 2:51PM on Dec 29th 2006 by robin

32. I would really liked to be as dumb as Jessica! I wonder how she made all her money being so dumb & ugly? Please let's get this right...Jessica is not dumb. She's a great business woman with high standards. She's beautiful & is a BABE!!! I totally think Jessica's hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:59PM on Dec 29th 2006 by marc

33. PICK PICK PICK PICK PICK PICK!!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT WHAT YOU JOKERS DO BEST? PICKING APART PEOPLE? HOW LAME.......... JESSICA YOUR GREAT & I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:11PM on Dec 29th 2006 by marc

34. NICK IS A WHINY/ BIG NOSED/ BALDING/ TWIT! HE WAS A NOBODY BEFORE JESSICA & HE'S STILL A NOBODY!!! JESSICA YOU DID GOOD DUMPING HIS NO GOOD BUTT!!! BEFORE YOU HE WAS NOTHING BUT A WASHED UP BLAST FROM THE PAST....... IN A LITTLE BOY BAND.......WHAT WAS THE NAME AGAIN????????????????????????????????

Posted at 3:18PM on Dec 29th 2006 by MELODNEY

35. hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
#17 katey
#29 robin
#32 marc
#33 MELODY

all sound to be of the 1 dumb ass that you are

me don't think so
me know so
cause I sez so

Posted at 3:29PM on Dec 29th 2006 by sez so

36. She can't do 9 to 5 so she don't have the cash to pay her valet. Her tits are big, but yuk, that face aint a pretty sight.

Posted at 5:23PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Jacky

37. What a horse face Skank !

For the love of God !! please stop supporting these talentless Pigs !

Pigs like Jessica Simpson & her sister , Britney , Paris & Lindsey deserve no respect ! and if they all weren't blowing every guy in Hollywood ! they all would be working at Walmart ( at the very most ! ) I feel sorry for the dumb azzes who think the above pigs are talented , attractive or intelligent in any sort of away .

Posted at 5:52PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Susan Easley

38. Susan, you blow me away with your totally dislike for the Simpson simpletons. By the marc, keep it in your pants. All most guy see in Jessica is too big boobs, and all the girls see I want thoses two big boobs. Ashley just sucks. Nice nose job!

Posted at 6:16PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Lenn K

39.
Lenn K ,

Yes ! I admit ! I find it sad and hard to believe the Simpson skanks and their white trash family have made millions $$$ ! provided for by stupid and clueless ppl every where :( and it's not just these two talentless whores !

It's sickening -

There are so many talented ppl out there who deserve a chance . Why do you think American Idol is doing so well :)

Posted at 6:30PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Susan Easley

40. WHAT A SLUT!!!!!!! She has earned 36 million dollars over the last three years and she has NO MONEY FOR A TIP???????????????
She is simply a disgusting piece of white trash s**T who should be screwed in the azzzzzzzz!

Posted at 6:49PM on Dec 29th 2006 by d - man

41. I dont really care about Jessica, i thinks she sucks

Posted at 7:19PM on Dec 29th 2006 by nike

42. I dont really like Jessica, i think she sucks

Posted at 7:21PM on Dec 29th 2006 by nike

43. Susan, the funny thing is how people will blindly say that Jessica has all this talent and beauty. Ashley on the other hand just flat sucks as a singer, but the nose job did help her overal look, but still can't carry a tune. Jessica does have big boobs, that really all I ever hear guy say. When I tell them she also sings and tries to act they laugh when they hear her. Both of her movies have bombed.

Posted at 7:29PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Lenn K

44. Well, in former times, Nick Lachey would have taken care of it. At least he had manners. Jess, once an airhead always an airhead. Chicken of the Sea!

Posted at 1:18AM on Dec 31st 2006 by BarbL

45. What does it matter about Jessica any more she is threw with show biz and mommie and daddy will have to go out and get real jobs ! work is good for soul if they still have one and how long does it take for blonde need to get a clue Jess you can't sing and you can't act...so what now you were to good for NICK when we all thought why did he want you ! Daddy ran him off now you are ALL ALONE like you wanted ..get a real JOB!!

Posted at 7:46PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Irene

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