Simpson Leaves Valet Stiff

Jessica Simpson had no dough when it came time to pay a valet last night.

After a night of partying at Hyde with hairstylist Ken Paves and former assistant CaCee Cobb, Simpson and her penniless gang didn't have the cash needed to pay the valet. As cameras flashed away, one of Jess' friends asked a bystander, actor Desmond Harrington, if he had some dinero -- he didn't.

Jessica was seen giggling away in the backseat when, as a last resort, they told the hostess at the door about their situation. The hostess said, "I'll take care of it."

Hey Jess, keep a twenty in your bra.



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46. What a looser know wonder why the cheep bitch has so much money.

Posted at 8:53PM on Dec 29th 2006 by laurie

47. I was watching Oprah today and she had a show on about poor people.
That got me to thinking about these F'ng losers like Paris, Britney, Lindsey, Jessica etc. who have 0 talent and are making millions while some people in the US dont even have running water??!!! Its ridiculous!

Posted at 9:00PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Me

48. I love the article I just read about Asslee giving her clothes to her maid and what a great person she is for doing that. Doesn't everyone give their clothes to charity? I guess I thought that was something everyone did. Must be Papa trying to keep her name in the press.

Posted at 3:48PM on Dec 31st 2006 by yourmom

49. There's no room in her bra for a twenty.

Posted at 11:48AM on Dec 30th 2006 by J.C.

50. CHILL-OUT; In ths age of plastic you've never had a situation with no-cash on hand? Lighten Up and maybe get a life also!!!!

Posted at 10:58PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Stephen DAndrea

51. JESSICA YOUR BEAUTIFUL SEXY & YOU ARE A GREAT SINGER & i LIKE YOU SO MUCH. dON'T GO ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!! hAPPY nEW yEAR JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:01PM on Dec 29th 2006 by amy

52. nick is a skum bag. Jessica you did well to get rid of that cheating a-hole. Jessica you were the star of that marriage & you'll always be my star.

Posted at 11:05PM on Dec 29th 2006 by arnie

53. I CAN'T STOMACH NICK LACHEY. WHAT A GAY TERD YOU ARE! YOUR NOSE IS LIKE PANOCHIO GETTING LONGER & LONGER & LONGER.....

Posted at 11:11PM on Dec 29th 2006 by gell

54.
"She has so far achieved 7 Billboard Top 40 hits and has five gold and two multi-platinum Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) certified albums"

So right, keep on chanting tthat this girl isn't talented if it makes you feel better-- oh, and yeah, she's ugly too right-- HAHAHHAHAH. Is there any celebrity on this site that you actually have any kind words for-- or are you jealous of all of them-- that was a rhetorical question, b/c we all know the answer.

*cough* losers *cough*

Posted at 11:57PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Katey

55. You are all just jealous because you can't get into Hyde like Jess and I.

Posted at 11:58PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Cacee Cobb

56. she has no class and it's completely evident in this situation.

to Stephen- I totally agree, in the age of plastic there are times when you can find yourself stuck without cash. but instead of walking away from the situation like she did, most people go find an ATM machine.

Posted at 12:12PM on Dec 30th 2006 by lysi

57. She is filming Blonde Ambition here in Shreveport and should treats everyone like sh*t. She refuses to talk to fans. She struts around like she is better than everyone, even her co-actors. Her nasty attitude will be the downfall of her carrier. Just look, thats why she can't keep a man, she's too hatefull and selfish!

Posted at 9:03PM on Dec 30th 2006 by Stephanie Terry

58. what's with the REALLY ANNOYING DOVE commercial every time we wanna watch a video... c'mon guys!!!!!

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 31st 2006 by simon

59. wHO HASN'T WALKED OUT OF THEIR HOUSE WITHOUT CASH BY MISTAKE? EVERYONE HAS HAD THAT HAPPEN TO THEM. BUT BECAUSE IT'S JESSICA SIMPSON IT'S A BIG FRICKIN DEAL. WHO THE HELL CARES,,, JESSICA IS THE SWEETEST/ PRETTIEST/ SEXIEST/ MOST TALENTED/ WOMAN ON THIS PLANET. YOU ROCK MY WORLD GIRL.....

Posted at 1:24PM on Dec 30th 2006 by gello

60. No see, I think just the opposite. That valet makes hundreds of dollars a night for doing nothing more then driving a car to a door which probably takes him 5 minutes. I'm sure he has been tipped by Jess numerous times and will be tipped by her again. What is the big deal? Like none of you have ever walked out of the house without your wallet, cash or your keys only to have to realize it too late, or have to go back in to retrieve it. Try letting people be human for once! sheesh!

Posted at 6:47PM on Dec 30th 2006 by Just me

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