Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.
The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.
Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.
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136. He has no business calling anyone, namely Lindsay Lohan, ANYTHING!! YUCK!
Posted at 12:30PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Carolyn
137. IS HE WEARING MAKE-UP???
Posted at 12:32PM on Jan 9th 2007 by CPO
138. Well, at least he's not "poor" which apparently is all that matters to him. I only wish he would read these comments. He's disgusting, who cares if he's wealthy.
Posted at 6:36PM on Jan 10th 2007 by Yvonne
139. He has no business calling anyone, especially Lindsay Lohan ANYTHING!
Posted at 9:00PM on Jan 10th 2007 by Carolyn
140. This human waste of space and those like him, e.g. Paris and her sibling Nicky? The only thing any of these sick excuses for Pro Choice, have one thing that makes them the "famous free loaders" that they are...their parents fortunes. After all of the hard work, the energy it must take to maintain an empire and when their parents give up the ghost, it'll be pissed away by these ugly, sweaty, degenrated brats. Say what you will about The Donald but his children WORK even if it is within his empire. THEY STILL WORK and they do him and their family name proud by working hard, harder perhaps then most just to prove that although their name and Dad gave them the opportunity, they themselves will make it! Thank God not all people of great privilege have children that do NOTHING to make them proud. To be honest, it is very sad!
Posted at 5:05PM on Jan 13th 2007 by Lisa Ann Olmo
141. He may come from tons of money, but he is a big fat loser. If I had his money I would want to make meaning to my life. He and all the other rich spoiled rich kids he hangs with have no meaning to their lives. If they died tomorrow they would not be remembered. They are such a waste.
Posted at 9:20PM on Jan 15th 2007 by Chesig
142. He may come from tons of money, but he is a big fat loser. If I had his money I would want to make meaning to my life. He and all the other rich spoiled rich kids he hangs with have no meaning to their lives. If they died tomorrow they would not be remembered. They are such a waste.
Posted at 9:21PM on Jan 15th 2007 by Chesig
143. i would love to meet you Brandan your not cauky your confident love it
Posted at 4:42PM on Feb 15th 2007 by Sarah
144. I worked at the hotel at the time of his visit and the management asked him to leave the hotel because of all the violations he incured! Then he had his mommy call the hotel to ask them to please let him stay because he was not feeling well enough to travel!!! What a mama's boy!! He was as gross in person as you all are imagining and then some!!
Posted at 1:40PM on Feb 22nd 2007 by cindy scrumptous
145. A girl would need legs as long as Cameron Diaz's to wrap around that fat bastard.
Posted at 4:32PM on Aug 6th 2007 by Susie
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