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Brandon: Turn Your Head and Cough

Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.




The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.

Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo

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16. That is just to gross for words

Posted at 3:20PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Brit

17. I just barfed in my mouth. Please stop showing such gross pictures.

Posted at 3:22PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Brit

18. Goddamn it all...HOGZILLA LIVES!!!! What a disgusting sack of shite! He shouldn't even be allowed to breathe (or pollute) the same air humans breathe. He looks like a manatee that survived an Exxon oil spill!

Posted at 3:22PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Jane

19. G0ddamn it all...HOGZILLA LIVES!!!! What a disgusting sack of fat-laden sh*te! He shouldn't even be allowed to breathe (or pollute) the same air humans breathe. He looks like a manatee that survived an Exxon oil spill!

Posted at 3:26PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Jane

20. OMG!!! He has to be Diabetic!

Posted at 3:28PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Stephanie

21. I "DO" hope that he see's these clips of himself so he can get the general idea of trying to quit this smoking habit of his that makes him so grossly ugly when he cough's from lack of oxygen to the lungs
GEEEEEEEEEZE

Posted at 3:29PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by DEBORAH

22. I "DO" hope that he see's these clips of himself so he can get the general idea of trying to quit this smoking habit of his that makes him so grossly ugly when he cough's from lack of oxygen to the lungs
GEEEEEEEEEZE

Posted at 3:30PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by DEBORAH

23. Alcohol and drugs do this to human beings; they look bloated and sweat profusely.
Remember Belushi, Farley, Candy and many others. This young man could end the same way. What a waste.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Mintie

24. Oh my god. First, someone needs to tell him that in public, YOU COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH. Second, he is so gross and greasy it looks like it is coming out his pores. He looks like he needs a good long shower. And the person who mentioned 'small dick syndrome' I agree with you 100%!!!

Posted at 3:41PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by teeks

25. Stephanie not all diabetics are fat. Have you ever heard of Type 1? Most of us are fairly thin. I've had it since I was 8 and I am far from fat. Educate yourself.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Donna

26. YUCK! HE IS SO GROSS....AND I BET HE STINKS TOO.

Posted at 3:42PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Katherine F.

27. I don't think quitting smoking is going to help him. He is the dirtiest looking person I've ever seen. And he has NO right to say anything about Lindsay Lohan... She's beautiful! And his little friend Paris Hilton looks like a bird that has a 23rd chromosome. I wonder if they check this website. I hope he does so he knows how nasty he is. Do something about it... please!!!

Posted at 3:43PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Jessica

28. Brandon Davis = Baby Dicked Beach Whale w/Black Lungs & Short Life Expectancy!!! Now THAT'S bringing sexy back...

Posted at 3:44PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Jane'sEvilTwin

29. No animals were injured while shooting this walrus.

Posted at 3:52PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by agave

30. Eww, just eww. Please don't tell me girls are lining up for this skanky sleezeball. Even beer goggles couldn't make me see past that nastiness. I'd rather bang a poor hottie, than a rich slob.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Mellissa

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