Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.
The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.
Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo
61. The best thing about this idiot is that he has money coming out the ass and doesn't have to care what anyone else thinks. You all wish you could lay your fat asses up on the beach and f*** the day away.
Posted at 6:39PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by lol
62.
I WOULD HAVE SEXX WITH HIM JUST FOR KICKS !
SOME THINGS ARE WORST.
Posted at 6:46PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by FUN GIRL
63. I SO DID NOT NEED TO SEE THAT
Posted at 6:51PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by brownderby
64. It's amazing. How do you do it? That is one awesome close-up. I actually feel embarrassed for him. Okay, not really.
Posted at 6:52PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Lea
65. I've never seen a man with more feminine eyebrows. Don't they have a guy's version of that?
Posted at 6:59PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by tastes like chicken
66. After looking at those pictures, I had to go to the gym and do 40 minutes of cardio!!
It's been so long since this lard ass had a blow job, he forgot what they taste like!
Posted at 7:09PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Nick
67. This guy is really gross in every way.Imagine a few months ago he was telling photographers he wouldn't do Lindsey Lohan.I'm thinking that was the other way around.
Posted at 7:19PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by shannon
68. This guy is really gross in every way.Imagine a few months ago he was telling photographers he wouldn't do Lindsey Lohan.I'm thinking that was the other way around.
Posted at 7:20PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by shannon
69. Gross....totally gross
Posted at 7:39PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by MIRNA
70. GREASY BEAR might be the most vile "human being" on the planet. What a waste of skin.
Posted at 7:51PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by angel-a
71. Looks like Davis has been bobbing for french fries again. Greasy cooter
Posted at 7:55PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Ceny
72. who the hell is this buttmunch?
Posted at 8:21PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Fugger
73. Is this the guy Paris didn't want Brittany to get too friendly with? Why? I think they
would make a good couple. They both don't care what they look like.
Posted at 8:37PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Orchid
74. I think this guy is a fabulous, one-man anti-smoking campaign. Who wants to look like that? Ugh.
Posted at 8:42PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Hippo
75. EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 8:57PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Kathleen Harris
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