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Brandon: Turn Your Head and Cough

Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.




The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.

Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.

Tags: Brandon Davis, BrandonDavis, cough, four seasons, FourSeasons, hawaii

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76. Looks like Davis has been bobbing for french fries again. Greasy cooter

Posted at 7:55PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Ceny

77. who the hell is this buttmunch?

Posted at 8:21PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Fugger

78. Is this the guy Paris didn't want Brittany to get too friendly with? Why? I think they
would make a good couple. They both don't care what they look like.

Posted at 8:37PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Orchid

79. I think this guy is a fabulous, one-man anti-smoking campaign. Who wants to look like that? Ugh.

Posted at 8:42PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Hippo

80. What you can't see is that he is passing a turd . First bowel movement in two years for GB . As a social experiment I scooped up the turd and set it on a busy upscale street with 10,000 dollars stuck into it and a note saying " I'm rich but I stink " . Next to it a put a picture of the Geasy Bear and a note saying " I'm broke , help me " . I left and returned four hours later . The poop had several numbers from women and alot of nude photos with phone numbers on the back . The Photo of Geasy Bear looked as though several people had taken sh*ts and had pissed on it . Ain't science great ! Dickhead .

Posted at 9:29PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by nASTY bOIL

81. EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:57PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Kathleen Harris

82. OMG!!! Someone please call 911 Jenny.
OMG!!! Is that a beach whale?

Posted at 10:19PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by make me vomit

83. His eyebrows are so pretty, I wonder what Beauty Parlor he goes to?

Posted at 10:47PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Fanny

84. Guys, free advice....we would much rather see natural manly brows than that feminine, over-engineered crap!

Posted at 11:04PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Keri

85. tmz, you guys should have given us a warning before posting these photos!!argh!@

Posted at 5:43AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by nika

86. Doesn't this guy has a brother who is rather huge and equally disgusting? They're going to look like twins soon.

Posted at 11:32PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Jessica

87. Forgive my ignorance here, but I had wondered for a while as to why this guy was referred as "Greasy Bear". LOL...now I know. Urrggh. To think that this guy THINKS that he has any class? He must ne a complete embarressment to his family. Ick!!!!

Posted at 11:39PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Laughing at all of YOU

88. GIT IN MA BELLEEEEEEEE...LOL

Posted at 11:42PM on Jan 2nd 2007 by mishellll

89. He looks like he is having a heart attack. I threw up a little when I saw this. He is just gross!

Posted at 8:34PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Amanda

90. Paris was hittin' it....

Posted at 10:22AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by deego

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