Brandon: Turn Your Head and Cough

91. He looks like he brushes his hair with a greasy pork chop.

Posted at 12:30AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by gigi

92. Please fix.

Posted at 4:07AM on Jan 4th 2007 by JAMIE

93. These are not flattering pictures of him, but i am sure he can look better. We all have our bad days.

Psychic Clara.

Posted at 12:36AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Psychic Clara

94. I don't care how unappealing y'all say he is. He must be doing something right, cuz every time I turn around there's a picture on TMZ of him floatin a biscuit or something else equally inane. Someone's always talking about him.

Posted at 12:44AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by can'tgetenoughofthiscrap

95. Mischa Barton banged him for quite some time! Hard to believe but just thought I'd throw that one out there! I don't think he was quite so bloated then. But there's no doubt now. I don't think he hit on Lindsay the firecrotch night! Paris was pissed about Lindsay and Stavors Niridiculos boinking or something....

Posted at 12:51AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by h8er#1

96. It isn't the nicest situation to call him fat, yet he has had his moments of making fun of others. I want to know if he ever looked in the mirror before he passed judgement on others. Oh I forgot, money inherited from daddy entitles you to be a dick. ( He who lives in a glasshouse shouldn't cast stones.) About his constant partying and obvious drug use, I would love to call him a coke head but he wouldn't be as bloated. I will put my prediction on a combination of illegal and prescription drugs, most likely pain killer and maybe mood-altering medications. If anyone has ever seen him after the party, he is usually a few eggs short of a dozen if you catch my drift. He basically needs to grow up and stop acting like a spoiled little sh*t.

Posted at 1:48AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by shelly

97. Let me count the ways I love TMZ. Thanks for the laughs.

Posted at 2:31AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by 14

98. Dead ringer for Shirley Winters in her younger days!!!..then again...she too looked like a bratswurst on the beach at her best. Isnt she dead now? Don't we all wish he was! You know where im coming from. /nod

*Ring*Ring* Bratswurt...

Posted at 3:11AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by *Ring*Ring*....Reality Calling

99. Beached whale ashore---yuck.

Posted at 6:28AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Anika

100. What a DISGUSTING FAT ASS PIG! Funny how such a fat f*cking loser can comment on LiLo's "fire crotch" while, I'd hate to see what lies under his rolls !!!! F.U.P.A. : Fat Upper Penis Area! Goes to show us all a very valuable lesson. You can have all the money in the world and still be a fat, stupid bastard with NO class!! He makes me puke! Hey douchebag!!! Invest in a stylist, personal trainer, and some manners LOSER!

Posted at 11:08AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Just Puked A Little

101. ew. ew. ewww!!

Posted at 8:20AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by dj61

102. This guy has no room to bad mouth anyone else. Freaking gross!

Posted at 8:26AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Doris

103. As if we didn't already know that he is a filthy pig - this cements it! Disgusting!

Posted at 9:32AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Kathy Nickel

104.

Yuck! Looking at these pictures has damaged me. I don't think I'll be able to ovulate this month.

Posted at 9:59AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Susie

105. one word : EWW.....

Posted at 10:49AM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Chica