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Brandon: Turn Your Head and Cough

Posted Jan 2nd 2007 2:36PM by TMZ Staff

Ever been to a Hawaiian pig roast? Neither have we. But here's a few pics of Greasy Bear roasting in Maui.

The chain-smoking oily heir was seen marooned in front of the Four Seasons, having a coughing fit.

Once he stopped hacking, he continued puffing on his Marlboro Light. No spontaneous oil fires were ignited.

Tags: Brandon Davis, BrandonDavis, cough, four seasons, FourSeasons, hawaii

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121. The middle photo looks like he's got a goiter. Heinous War Pig! Looks like he just got finished eating a bucket of chicken.

Posted at 5:51PM on Jan 4th 2007 by OffDaHookInMD

122. that is one fat motherf*****!!!!! and WHY oh WHY did mischa barton date this FAT ASS!!!!

Posted at 9:05PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by natalie

123. l guess just because his family is rich, doesnt mean he has any class! hes proven that time and time again! disgusting

Posted at 10:00PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by dawn

124. Yeh, I've been to a pig roast in Hawaii. It was much more humane...

Posted at 10:56PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by mer

125. He may come from tons of money, but he is a big fat loser. If I had his money I would want to make meaning to my life. He and all the other rich spoiled rich kids he hangs with have no meaning to their lives. If they died tomorrow they would not be remembered. They are such a waste.

Posted at 9:21PM on Jan 15th 2007 by Chesig

126. He may come from tons of money, but he is a big fat loser. If I had his money I would want to make meaning to my life. He and all the other rich spoiled rich kids he hangs with have no meaning to their lives. If they died tomorrow they would not be remembered. They are such a waste.

Posted at 9:20PM on Jan 15th 2007 by Chesig

127. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son".

Posted at 11:40PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by sue

128. What a pig

Posted at 12:46AM on Jan 4th 2007 by mmike

129. What's up with those eyebrows?

Posted at 3:01AM on Jan 5th 2007 by Dov

130. OH YUK, WHAT IS THAT A BEACHED WHALE? NASTY!!!! FAT SWEATY SLOB!!!!!

Posted at 2:03AM on Jan 4th 2007 by me

131. Wow, yeah. Eyebrows...I never noticed before, but he looks like he used one of those wallmart eyebrow shaping kits. Not such an attractive look for a larger guy.

Posted at 2:54AM on Jan 4th 2007 by serah

132. OMG I think I'm going to be sick :O(

Posted at 6:46AM on Jan 4th 2007 by sourapples

133. EWWWWW, He is completly gross. I dont know why any one would waste good internet space on an UGLY, FAT, GREASY LOSER like him..............EWWWWWWWWWW, excuse me while i go puck!!!

Posted at 1:31PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Jeanne

134. LMAO @ blog131

Posted at 1:39PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Jeanne

135. I think I just went blind

Posted at 1:50PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Izzy

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