Tara Reid looked too big, and Jessica Alba looked too small. Now we have Ashlee Simpson playing the part of Goldilocks at the Beach, looking just right -- and we're not referring to the hair.
Jessica's altered sis was spotted in Honolulu sporting a red two-piece suit. She spent the day on the beach during a Hawaiian New Year's getaway. 
No word if she got lei'd.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Ashlee Simpson
1. She's f***in hot.
Posted at 1:08PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by jimmy
2. Amazing what tons of plastic surgery can do for you . Mind you she does look good but she is in the wait and see category -- what and see what begins to fall apart or off . Her nose is overdone . She has had lipo . Talk is she had her eyes and checks done . Yeah she's hot . Of course George Bush would be hot with that much surgery . Dickhead .
Posted at 1:11PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by nASTY bOIL
3. She's definitely not too fat or too thin...but she's over 18 and HIPS would be appropriate at this age....I'm just saying.
Posted at 1:21PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Nakia
4. She's got no waist !
Posted at 1:23PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Olivia
5. Feel sorry for those chicks that have no shape. She has a boy body. No curves. And she doesn't look like "her" anymore.
Posted at 1:28PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Brit is a skank..
6. she's straight as a board. where are the curves?
Posted at 1:34PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by hotmama@43hotmama@43
7. First people bitch because stars are to thin, now there bitching b/c tara's to big. give me a break. i think that they all look good.
Posted at 1:55PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by jen
8. SKANK
Posted at 1:56PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Jeffro11
9. SKANK
Posted at 1:56PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Jeffro11
10. She is so much hotter than her used up sister! She looks like she is a lot more kinky in the sack as well, which is a major plus. I hope someone got into those panties for 2007 already!
Posted at 1:59PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Brit Ate Paris
11. utterly f***able..even my wife thinks so and she's straight..
Posted at 2:03PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by DiRTyBuNNy
12. at least something takes the attention away from her ZERO talent....
Posted at 2:15PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by yikes
13. She is so NOT hot! When I first saw this picture, I thought who's weird body is that!?!
Posted at 2:27PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by celebrity whore
14. No hips. Face looks better it is hard to forget the schnoz on her before all this makeover. Still hotter than Jessica though, and that's gotta' hurt!
Posted at 2:32PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by h8er#1
15. her body is a rectangle, just like hilary duff's. i cant tell if she has too much waist or not enough hips. she's shaped like gumby.
Posted at 2:34PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by k
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