Tara Reid looked too big, and Jessica Alba looked too small. Now we have Ashlee Simpson playing the part of Goldilocks at the Beach, looking just right -- and we're not referring to the hair.
Jessica's altered sis was spotted in Honolulu sporting a red two-piece suit. She spent the day on the beach during a Hawaiian New Year's getaway. 
No word if she got lei'd.
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(Page 1 of 6) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsI'll take Jessica Alba any day over Ashlee Simpson, to me her figure resembles a plank ... certainly not what I think of as an hourglass.
at least something takes the attention away from her ZERO talent....
She is so much hotter than her used up sister! She looks like she is a lot more kinky in the sack as well, which is a major plus. I hope someone got into those panties for 2007 already!
Amazing what tons of plastic surgery can do for you . Mind you she does look good but she is in the wait and see category -- what and see what begins to fall apart or off . Her nose is overdone . She has had lipo . Talk is she had her eyes and checks done . Yeah she's hot . Of course George Bush would be hot with that much surgery . Dickhead .
Anyone who saw the video of this chick at McDonald's knows what an arrogant, no-talent bitch she is. Are her 15 minutes up yet?
utterly f***able..even my wife thinks so and she's straight..
She is so NOT hot! When I first saw this picture, I thought who's weird body is that!?!
her body is a rectangle, just like hilary duff's. i cant tell if she has too much waist or not enough hips. she's shaped like gumby.
IM NO ASHLEE FAN..BUT I GOTS TO ADDMIT SHE LOOKS GOOD...BUT THEN AGAIN IF I HAD ALL THAT PLASTIC SURGERY I WOULD LOOK JUST AS HOT....
GUYS WHAT U THINK About girl w/love handle and she is short and thin?///
what u think about guys w/love handles? HOW DO U LOSE LOVE HANDLES? oh maybe w/plastic surgery i would look definatley hot like ashlee and i am also short and think just that idont like my love handles..but i dont need a plastic surgery to look good. the way u are its good.

















