Tara Reid looked too big, and Jessica Alba looked too small. Now we have Ashlee Simpson playing the part of Goldilocks at the Beach, looking just right -- and we're not referring to the hair.
Jessica's altered sis was spotted in Honolulu sporting a red two-piece suit. She spent the day on the beach during a Hawaiian New Year's getaway. 
No word if she got lei'd.
1. She's f***in hot.
Posted at 1:08PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by jimmy
2. I'll take Jessica Alba any day over Ashlee Simpson, to me her figure resembles a plank ... certainly not what I think of as an hourglass.
Posted at 3:29PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Jim
3. at least something takes the attention away from her ZERO talent....
Posted at 2:15PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by yikes
4. She is so much hotter than her used up sister! She looks like she is a lot more kinky in the sack as well, which is a major plus. I hope someone got into those panties for 2007 already!
Posted at 1:59PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Brit Ate Paris
5. Amazing what tons of plastic surgery can do for you . Mind you she does look good but she is in the wait and see category -- what and see what begins to fall apart or off . Her nose is overdone . She has had lipo . Talk is she had her eyes and checks done . Yeah she's hot . Of course George Bush would be hot with that much surgery . Dickhead .
Posted at 1:11PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by nASTY bOIL
6. Anyone who saw the video of this chick at McDonald's knows what an arrogant, no-talent bitch she is. Are her 15 minutes up yet?
Posted at 2:35PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Eva
7. utterly f***able..even my wife thinks so and she's straight..
Posted at 2:03PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by DiRTyBuNNy
8. She's definitely not too fat or too thin...but she's over 18 and HIPS would be appropriate at this age....I'm just saying.
Posted at 1:21PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Nakia
9. She's got no waist !
Posted at 1:23PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Olivia
10. Feel sorry for those chicks that have no shape. She has a boy body. No curves. And she doesn't look like "her" anymore.
Posted at 1:28PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Brit is a skank..
11. She is so NOT hot! When I first saw this picture, I thought who's weird body is that!?!
Posted at 2:27PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by celebrity whore
12. overrated!
Posted at 5:18PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by the itch
13. she's straight as a board. where are the curves?
Posted at 1:34PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by hotmama@43hotmama@43
14. her body is a rectangle, just like hilary duff's. i cant tell if she has too much waist or not enough hips. she's shaped like gumby.
Posted at 2:34PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by k
15. IM NO ASHLEE FAN..BUT I GOTS TO ADDMIT SHE LOOKS GOOD...BUT THEN AGAIN IF I HAD ALL THAT PLASTIC SURGERY I WOULD LOOK JUST AS HOT....
Posted at 3:03PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by LETS GO CHARGERS
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