Tara Reid looked too big, and Jessica Alba looked too small. Now we have Ashlee Simpson playing the part of Goldilocks at the Beach, looking just right -- and we're not referring to the hair.
Jessica's altered sis was spotted in Honolulu sporting a red two-piece suit. She spent the day on the beach during a Hawaiian New Year's getaway. 
No word if she got lei'd.
16. She's fugly.
I can smell her from here.
Posted at 2:47PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by NinjaDude
17. First people bitch because stars are to thin, now there bitching b/c tara's to big. give me a break. i think that they all look good.
Posted at 1:55PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by jen
18. SKANK
Posted at 1:56PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Jeffro11
19. SKANK
Posted at 1:56PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Jeffro11
20. GUYS WHAT U THINK About girl w/love handle and she is short and thin?///
Posted at 2:45PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by bunny
21. No hips. Face looks better it is hard to forget the schnoz on her before all this makeover. Still hotter than Jessica though, and that's gotta' hurt!
Posted at 2:32PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by h8er#1
22. Looking just right my ass!
Where are her hips?
She definately looks like a boy.
Posted at 2:37PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by FDodger fan
23. I'd hit that six ways to Sunday
Posted at 2:39PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Biggo
24. what u think about guys w/love handles? HOW DO U LOSE LOVE HANDLES? oh maybe w/plastic surgery i would look definatley hot like ashlee and i am also short and think just that idont like my love handles..but i dont need a plastic surgery to look good. the way u are its good.
Posted at 2:44PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by bunny
25. what u think about guys w/love handles? HOW DO U LOSE LOVE HANDLES? oh maybe w/plastic surgery i would look definatley hot like ashlee and i am also short and think just that idont like my love handles..but i dont need a plastic surgery to look good. the way u are its good.
Posted at 2:46PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by bunny
26. ummm, yea nice boob job...
when is someone gonna tell these stars to stop wearing those ugly ass bathing suits. It looks like that botton is too small for her. seriously, if i can find a good bathing suit at f***ing WALMARTTTTTT, then that bitch should be able to find a good one too!
Posted at 2:52PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Angel
27. if it weren't for the fake boobs, i would have thought this was another adolecent boy opn the beach. the only good thing about this sister is she doesn't have the look of a deer in the headlights like her sister. can someone please buy the hunting tags to get rid of these talentless media whores.
Posted at 2:52PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Deer Hunter
28. She has a boy body
Posted at 2:53PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by susie
29. She really doesn't have much of a waist, or any girlish hips to speak of. She is a GIRL, right?
Posted at 5:11PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by tastes like chicken
30. It's a DAMN SHAME what passes for the standard of beauty these days! She looks like a f***ing surfboard! No hips, no waist, no boobs, where is her shape!? This so-called standard is killing young girls with no real support systems, because they think this is what they are supposed to aspire to. It's ridiculous and very sad because even the rich and famous are succeptible to this madness. It's all a setup and the ignornant can't see it. Eat a sandwich and relax, for goodness sake!
Posted at 3:55PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Sondra Battle
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