Tara Reid looked too big, and Jessica Alba looked too small. Now we have Ashlee Simpson playing the part of Goldilocks at the Beach, looking just right -- and we're not referring to the hair.
Jessica's altered sis was spotted in Honolulu sporting a red two-piece suit. She spent the day on the beach during a Hawaiian New Year's getaway. 
No word if she got lei'd.
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(Page 3 of 6) Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsA regular diet of tube steak and furburgers and she would fill out nicely.
The only thing wrong is her bottom swimming suit looks too small, which makes her look like she has a thick waist. She needs to wear a bottom that comes up higher on hers sides.
LOL@ K!!
She looks like the boards we remodeled our bedroom floor with, with some bubbles in it or something!
If THIS is the standard of beauty in Hollywood, I'd take normal people beauty any day!
I didn't even recognize her face at first. These celebrities are getting jipped with this surgery!
I love being out in smaller towns and seeing people that haven't been surgically enhanced. Changed is the better word, cos surgery isn't doing anything for them.
To all the real people, pay no attention to what the media says. According to the media, you are perfect one day and far from perfect the next. Skinny, fat, flat chested...that's real life and people should get over it. Just don't be a sucker and believe the media hype. It's all used to brainwash people. I work in the media and I hear this everyday.
Atienne
Not only is she NOT hot, she's NOT pretty in anyway. That entire family is a bunch of inbred freaks.
OK - HOW MANY SO CALLED CELEBRITIES MUST I REMIND OF THE FACT
THAT IF YOU DARE TO WEAR A BATHING SUIT, PARTICULARLY A BIKINI --
A TAN IS REQUIRED !
UNLESS YOU'RE NATURALLY OLIVE. NO EXCEPTIONS !
BE IT THE BOTTLE, BED OR SPRAY. AND IN THIS CASE, JUST LIKE MY
ADVICE THAT WAS ULTIMATELY ACCEPTED AND APPRECIATED BY LINDSEY
LOHAN IN DOWN IN MIAMI--A TAN IS NOT OPTIONAL, IT'S A MUST WITH A
BIKINI. COME ON GIRLS--THIS ISN'T MONTANA.
ONE LAST PIECE OF ADVICE ASHLEE HON, SITS UPS CAN ADD VOLUMES OF
DEFINITION TO A WIDE ABDOMEN. I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU TURN
AROUND.
JUST A LITTLE FREE ADVICE.
HOPING TO FIX YOU GIRLS AND GUYS UP ONE CELEBRITY AT A TIME
Damn you people are harsh....she looks good...so what she fixed up her big honkin nose...you would too...give her a break.
she is straight from shoulders to hips..no waist at all...blech!
wow she looks like a guy with tits. No hips or curves whatsoever.
All that plastic surgery has paid off. No longer the ugly sister. I find her cute.
She has no shape, no waist. She looks the same, what a waste of money for surgery..What is the big f***in deal? Some girls just have no sex appeal as others do! She sucks just like her sister and her f***in Dad is the weirdo who made them such stupid bitches with no brains!
ASHLEY LOOKS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUV HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess she can't get plastic surgery to add a waist ?!
Sorry ~ but these Simpson girls are not only talentless they are U-G-L-Y !

















