Tara Reid looked too big, and Jessica Alba looked too small. Now we have Ashlee Simpson playing the part of Goldilocks at the Beach, looking just right -- and we're not referring to the hair.
Jessica's altered sis was spotted in Honolulu sporting a red two-piece suit. She spent the day on the beach during a Hawaiian New Year's getaway. 
No word if she got lei'd.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Hot Bodies, Ashlee Simpson
31. Hot????
She has no figure!!!??? She's just thin and what happened to her curves? A woman is supposed to have curves.
Posted at 3:27PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Chauncy
32. I'll take Jessica Alba any day over Ashlee Simpson, to me her figure resembles a plank ... certainly not what I think of as an hourglass.
Posted at 3:29PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Jim
33. She needs to invest in hair that matches her natural hair. Because her extensions look tacky!
Posted at 3:29PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Lee
34. Sure I would look like that too with all that plastic surgery. She needed it though she was the fugliest most untalented whore. Now at least I can stand to look at her face.
Posted at 3:33PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Karla
35. THE MIDSECTION LOOKS LIKE A MAN... NO HIPS, NO TALENT... VERY SAD.
Posted at 3:49PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by JANE
36. It's a DAMN SHAME what passes for the standard of beauty these days! She looks like a f***ing surfboard! No hips, no waist, no boobs, where is her shape!? This so-called standard is killing young girls with no real support systems, because they think this is what they are supposed to aspire to. It's ridiculous and very sad because even the rich and famous are succeptible to this madness. It's all a setup and the ignornant can't see it. Eat a sandwich and relax, for goodness sake!
Posted at 3:55PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Sondra Battle
37. She's got a young boys body and fake hair and IF she ever has children well, we all know what thir going to look like before surgery! barf!
Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by nuella
38. she has no curve to her waist. maybe she should give birth then she'd be more shapely. all the stars have other people raising their kids so it wouldn't be a problem for her to do also.
Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by asscrack
39. she has no curve to her waist. maybe she should give birth then she'd be more shapely. all the stars have other people raising their kids so it wouldn't be a problem for her to do also.
Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by asscrack
40. Ashlee should become a female mud wrestler.
Posted at 4:20PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by STEVE
41. Something just doesn't look right... distorted somehow. Find it hard to believe it's her.
Posted at 4:28PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by JL
42. where's the waist?
Posted at 4:42PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Francine McBean
43. Ashlee looks just fine to me!
Posted at 4:43PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Michael
44. LOL@ K!!
She looks like the boards we remodeled our bedroom floor with, with some bubbles in it or something!
If THIS is the standard of beauty in Hollywood, I'd take normal people beauty any day!
I didn't even recognize her face at first. These celebrities are getting jipped with this surgery!
I love being out in smaller towns and seeing people that haven't been surgically enhanced. Changed is the better word, cos surgery isn't doing anything for them.
To all the real people, pay no attention to what the media says. According to the media, you are perfect one day and far from perfect the next. Skinny, fat, flat chested...that's real life and people should get over it. Just don't be a sucker and believe the media hype. It's all used to brainwash people. I work in the media and I hear this everyday.
Atienne
Posted at 4:52PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by don't believe the hype
45. It's all about hip to waist ratio. Hers is far from the ideal.
Posted at 4:53PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Bob Boner
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