Ashlee Just Right

Tara Reid looked too big, and Jessica Alba looked too small. Now we have Ashlee Simpson playing the part of Goldilocks at the Beach, looking just right -- and we're not referring to the hair.

Jessica's altered sis was spotted in Honolulu sporting a red two-piece suit. She spent the day on the beach during a Hawaiian New Year's getaway.

No word if she got lei'd.



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31. She's got no waist at all and that tiny bathing suit bottom doesn't help her figure at all.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Crystal

32. her bathing suit fits horribly. if she had one that fit better, she'd look 100 times better.
nice tits, fake or not, who cares, id still bang her like a drum

Posted at 3:09PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by dee089

33. What a bunch of lost-perspective armchair critics you all are. You can be sure her pimp father reads this site to see how his little ponies are faring in the "hot or not" sweepstakes. Why do you think Ashlee's had plastic surgery in the first place? --I'm saving this thread to my hard drive, as a record for when the book comes out detailing how lost that person in the bikini is inside, and rightly so.

Posted at 3:11PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by suspicious mind

34. I'd hit that six ways to Sunday

Posted at 12:43AM on Jan 4th 2007 by Biggo

35. Hot????

She has no figure!!!??? She's just thin and what happened to her curves? A woman is supposed to have curves.

Posted at 3:27PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Chauncy

36. I agree with a previous poster on this, no matter what the body there either to fat, to gross, to skinny. However, Ashlee is nasty, there's nothin to her body, she should get her money back. Personally, I think the older celebs have the nice bodiest even back in there youths: Julia Roberts, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Michelle Pfiefer those where perfect bodies.

Posted at 3:27PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Buttercup

37. She needs to invest in hair that matches her natural hair. Because her extensions look tacky!

Posted at 3:29PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Lee

38. Sure I would look like that too with all that plastic surgery. She needed it though she was the fugliest most untalented whore. Now at least I can stand to look at her face.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Karla

39. where's the waist?

Posted at 4:42PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Francine McBean

40. Ashlee looks just fine to me!

Posted at 4:43PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Michael

41. Ashlee should become a female mud wrestler.

Posted at 4:20PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by STEVE

42. THE MIDSECTION LOOKS LIKE A MAN... NO HIPS, NO TALENT... VERY SAD.

Posted at 3:49PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by JANE

43. she is a little too skinny, IMO.... completely lacking in any kind of curves. No waistline at all - what is up with that - without the little boobies I'd think it was a skinny dude's bod.

Posted at 5:46PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by woolyone

44. She looks like a boy with a really bad boob job. She also can't sing. TMZ you can pick someone better then this to ooh and ahh over.

Posted at 5:20PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Potty Mouth

45. She's got a young boys body and fake hair and IF she ever has children well, we all know what thir going to look like before surgery! barf!

Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by nuella

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