Ashlee Just Right

Tara Reid looked too big, and Jessica Alba looked too small. Now we have Ashlee Simpson playing the part of Goldilocks at the Beach, looking just right -- and we're not referring to the hair.

Jessica's altered sis was spotted in Honolulu sporting a red two-piece suit. She spent the day on the beach during a Hawaiian New Year's getaway.

No word if she got lei'd.



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46. she has no curve to her waist. maybe she should give birth then she'd be more shapely. all the stars have other people raising their kids so it wouldn't be a problem for her to do also.

Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by asscrack

47. she has no curve to her waist. maybe she should give birth then she'd be more shapely. all the stars have other people raising their kids so it wouldn't be a problem for her to do also.

Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by asscrack

48. A regular diet of tube steak and furburgers and she would fill out nicely.

Posted at 4:53PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Meat is Neat

49. Something just doesn't look right... distorted somehow. Find it hard to believe it's her.

Posted at 4:28PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by JL

50. The only thing wrong is her bottom swimming suit looks too small, which makes her look like she has a thick waist. She needs to wear a bottom that comes up higher on hers sides.

Posted at 5:52PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Roxy

51. LOL@ K!!

She looks like the boards we remodeled our bedroom floor with, with some bubbles in it or something!

If THIS is the standard of beauty in Hollywood, I'd take normal people beauty any day!

I didn't even recognize her face at first. These celebrities are getting jipped with this surgery!

I love being out in smaller towns and seeing people that haven't been surgically enhanced. Changed is the better word, cos surgery isn't doing anything for them.

To all the real people, pay no attention to what the media says. According to the media, you are perfect one day and far from perfect the next. Skinny, fat, flat chested...that's real life and people should get over it. Just don't be a sucker and believe the media hype. It's all used to brainwash people. I work in the media and I hear this everyday.

Atienne

Posted at 4:52PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by don't believe the hype

52. It's all about hip to waist ratio. Hers is far from the ideal.

Posted at 4:53PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Bob Boner

53. Not only is she NOT hot, she's NOT pretty in anyway. That entire family is a bunch of inbred freaks.

Posted at 4:55PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Liz

54. OK - HOW MANY SO CALLED CELEBRITIES MUST I REMIND OF THE FACT

THAT IF YOU DARE TO WEAR A BATHING SUIT, PARTICULARLY A BIKINI --

A TAN IS REQUIRED !

UNLESS YOU'RE NATURALLY OLIVE. NO EXCEPTIONS !

BE IT THE BOTTLE, BED OR SPRAY. AND IN THIS CASE, JUST LIKE MY

ADVICE THAT WAS ULTIMATELY ACCEPTED AND APPRECIATED BY LINDSEY

LOHAN IN DOWN IN MIAMI--A TAN IS NOT OPTIONAL, IT'S A MUST WITH A

BIKINI. COME ON GIRLS--THIS ISN'T MONTANA.

ONE LAST PIECE OF ADVICE ASHLEE HON, SITS UPS CAN ADD VOLUMES OF

DEFINITION TO A WIDE ABDOMEN. I WOULD HATE TO SEE YOU TURN

AROUND.

JUST A LITTLE FREE ADVICE.

HOPING TO FIX YOU GIRLS AND GUYS UP ONE CELEBRITY AT A TIME

Posted at 4:59PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by TAN REQUIRED

55. Damn you people are harsh....she looks good...so what she fixed up her big honkin nose...you would too...give her a break.

Posted at 5:49PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Heather

56. she has hips, just no waist. kinda thick in the middle.

Posted at 5:10PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by cari

57. Geez, get a waist!

Posted at 5:10PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Vee

58. never thought we'd say it, but we'd try to impregnate her

Posted at 5:35PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by carpemundus

59. # 52 Tan Required you are always on point. Funny !!

Posted at 5:29PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by jp in la

60. she is straight from shoulders to hips..no waist at all...blech!

Posted at 9:00PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by jaded

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