Tara Reid looked too big, and Jessica Alba looked too small. Now we have Ashlee Simpson playing the part of Goldilocks at the Beach, looking just right -- and we're not referring to the hair.
Jessica's altered sis was spotted in Honolulu sporting a red two-piece suit. She spent the day on the beach during a Hawaiian New Year's getaway. 
No word if she got lei'd.
61. COME ON GUYS.....U R JUST JEALOUS!!!!!
Yes, i agree her sister Jessica, is a no talent freakazoid, she looks like a deer caught in headlights. Freaky Family I agree.....
Posted at 5:40PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Paris in London
62. saggy boobs and skanky hair = disaster
Posted at 5:41PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by lex
63. she is pretty...but dang,..no hips...oooo well id meet her netime
Posted at 5:59PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by baby_gal
64. wow she looks like a guy with tits. No hips or curves whatsoever.
Posted at 6:03PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by labelexec
65. She looks like a transexual.
What a pathetic attempt to look female. Sorry, but with no curves like that you're screwed. Get a hipectomy and leave your poor face alone, 'shlee.
Posted at 6:04PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by hah
66. All that plastic surgery has paid off. No longer the ugly sister. I find her cute.
Posted at 7:59PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by sthoover
67. She has no shape, no waist. She looks the same, what a waste of money for surgery..What is the big f***in deal? Some girls just have no sex appeal as others do! She sucks just like her sister and her f***in Dad is the weirdo who made them such stupid bitches with no brains!
Posted at 6:37PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by kv
68. ASHLEY LOOKS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUV HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 8:12PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by laurie
69. Talk about being built like a BOX not curves on a square peg!!!
Posted at 6:44PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by actright
70. The bathing suit does nothing for her hips,she could probably work on her waist a little bit. I'm not a fan but I think she looks great.
Posted at 6:48PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by trev
71. Terrible body and way to fat by Hollywood standards (and for her age). Get out of a bikini and put some clothes on!
Posted at 6:50PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Ann
72. I guess she can't get plastic surgery to add a waist ?!
Sorry ~ but these Simpson girls are not only talentless they are U-G-L-Y !
Posted at 6:52PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Stop talentless hacks !
73. Um she has no curves in the waist area. She sucks.
Posted at 7:08PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Ice is nice
74. NIP SLIP ASHLEY SIMPSON ON PEREZ HILTON.COM... IT'S PRETTY FUNNY.. SOME PEOPLE THINK JOE (DAD) HAD THIS PICTURE RIGGED FOR A PHOTO OP... JUST MAKES YOU WONDER WHY THE CAMERA WAS RIGHT THERE READY TO CAPTURE THE SLIP? WHAT WERE THEY FILMING IN ANTICIPATION SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN!?
Posted at 8:07PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by WANNA SEE A NIP SLIP?
75. I luv Ashley & Jessica so much. Their both such talented singers & both gorgeous girls! It seems there's so much jealousy over the 2 sisters which is quite sad. Their both great people & great sisters! Hope both of you will have a fantastic yr. & be extremely happy & healthy. Luv ya ...
Posted at 8:10PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by laurie
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