Paris Stuffs It in Her Trunk

16. Damn, Iooked everwhere for that Barbie car

Posted at 3:08PM on Jan 4th 2007 by dawnn

17. leave PARIS ALONE STUPID FUCKERS

Posted at 3:31PM on Jan 4th 2007 by rayy

18. Just so some other damn fool doesn't try this...the vehicle has the trunk accessible from the inner compartment of the vehicle so LEGALLY she was driving with an open container in the car and COULD (and SHOULD) be charged!!

You must put open containers in trunks that are NOT accessible by the passenger unit of the car. And yes, the prosecutor could chose to use this photo to bring charges since it has now been put into the rhelm of public knowledge.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Ginger Gargoyle

19. She still has her license because she's a "STAR" in her own mind and in others minds that have nothing better to do than to idolize this blond nothing...empty shell of a person. What the hell does she do???? Go to clubs, get DUI's, recrute other young girls to follow in her footsteps...ugh..she makes me sick!

Posted at 8:47PM on Jan 4th 2007 by shelby

20. Hey...She's young, rich and achingly beautiful. TMZ, you need to get over it! What has she done that's so awful? I personally like reading about her escapades and would trade places with her in a heartbeat. Leave the girl alone. It's not like she asked for all the media attention - it's your choice to cover her stories...

Posted at 4:20PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Klover

21. Call me bitches. 480-558-6248. I need to get laid.

Posted at 3:47PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Paris

22. Very good point # 7, if it were someone else wouldn't they be thrown in jail.

And to #12 You don't have to believe what people write but pictures are worth 1,000, no 100,000,000 words! Sure you would believe what she says as if people don't have the ability to lie to save their a$$es, maybe we are all just imagining the Jack Black in the back of her trunk. Just as you are imaging that she will one day choose u to be her next booze buddy.

Posted at 4:26PM on Jan 5th 2007 by LuvlyLady

23. What??? You've never had a bottle of alcohol in your trunk? Give me your address and I send you a halo!

Posted at 3:56PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Klover

24. Oh another thing doesn't it look like that small bottle is empty, I could have sworn the last time I saw Jack Daniels it was brown, so that means that the liquor must be open ,but to be fair are we sure this is the same suv.

Posted at 4:17PM on Jan 5th 2007 by LuvlyLady

25. all those sick of hearing about the untalented Paris raise your hand,
so what she drinks
she has so many times proven to be an airhead, with little regaurd to anyone elses welfare, this is proven by the way she and so many others drink and drive
when she kills someone from drinking and driving maybe then the authorities will put her where she belongs what a twit
TOTALLY
WITHOUT
INTELLIGENT
THOUGHT

Posted at 4:20PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Donna

26. Too Bad This Crabbytw*t Bitch wasnt shoved in the back of a TRUNK AND ROLLED DOWN SOME CLIFF!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:30PM on Jan 4th 2007 by NICOLE

27. Paris the Tramp's nose is shaped like a penis. Look at how ugly her
nose is. Her nose hangs to the side like a penis and it has the shape
of a penis. No one in America likes Paris. Everyone knows she's a slut
and no one respects her.

Posted at 7:54PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Bob

28. Paris the Tramp's nose is shaped like a penis. Look at how ugly her
nose is. Her nose hangs to the side like a penis and it has the shape
of a penis. No one in America likes Paris. Everyone knows she's a slut
and no one respects her.

Posted at 5:10PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Bob

29. Woo-woo look at Paris? What a change. She even snubbed having a sex doll in her honor for big bucks.. Britney wasn't even asked.. in case you worried.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007000237,00.html

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2007000318,00.html

Posted at 5:48PM on Jan 4th 2007 by dmumsie

30. I would like to get the record straight, that Mz. Parasite has denied any involvement with Mr. Jack Daniels. Even though there have been rumors circulating that she was seen sucking his bottle, this is not true. They are just good friends and he needed a ride home from Bev Mo, where they went shopping with another friend Jose Cuevo . It is also not true that he liquored her or that she is seeing anyone named Jim Beam. It is true that Mz Parasite is a fan of Kentucky, but does not plan on moving there for the Southern Confort and hospitality. At the moment, Mz Parasite is in negotations with Canadian representaives to shoot a new music video for her new song Canadian Mist and is in talks to represent the Black Velvet line of clothing.

Posted at 5:57PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Mz. Parasite's Publicist