Penelope Spots Dude Hangin' 11

Penelope Cruz, followed by her sister Monica, were blindsided on a beach in St. Barths by a man wearing nothing more than a wristwatch.

The sisters did a double take after this nude dude disrupted their seaside stroll. We're told the girls kept their cool just long enough for the ass to pass, and then they broke up laughing.

Tags: beach, man, naked, Penelope Cruz, PenelopeCruz, st. barts, St.Barts

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1. Not to worry..Penelope is only interested in Salma and other like kind.

Posted at 11:17AM on Jan 4th 2007 by janjan

2. I think it's funny how Channel 11 in Los Angeles gets all their news stories from this website...

Posted at 11:24AM on Jan 4th 2007 by holly

3. its a nude beach !! suits off ladies

Posted at 11:24AM on Jan 4th 2007 by JOE

4. He was probably like oh my god, is that, oh wow! and he is all naked and his little "partner" is vulnerable as to raise his, uh head. lol

Posted at 12:17PM on Jan 4th 2007 by candalilly

5. PENELOPES SISTER LOOKS PRETTIER THAN HER.

Posted at 11:38AM on Jan 4th 2007 by JULIE

6. I'm going to assume this was somwhere in Europe cuz this just wouldn't happen in the states. I hope.

Posted at 12:12PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Brandon

7. Displaying his short coming for all the world to see. Hilarious!!

Posted at 12:09PM on Jan 4th 2007 by tootsnort

8. European lifeguard. Need a tow-in?

Posted at 12:18PM on Jan 4th 2007 by mugwump

9. he kinda looks like Al Bundy

Posted at 12:29PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Toni

10. The naked man is actually Myron Kempelstein, who is the former husband of actress Amy Sedaris. Myron and Amy Sedaris split in 1995. Amy Sedaris most recently appeared in the film "Strangers With Candy," and has also been promoting the latest Amy Sedaris book, "I Like You." Amy Sedaris often appears as a guest on the David Letterman Show.

Posted at 1:02PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Joanna Strong

11. Somthing new when CRUISE the beach.

Posted at 8:55PM on Jan 4th 2007 by independentman

12. Toni_ my thoughts exactly!

Posted at 1:26PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Sue C

13. I dont know how they kept from laughing long enough for him to get by. I couldnt have held it in.

Posted at 1:34PM on Jan 4th 2007 by amel

14. Lord Voldemort on vacation...

Posted at 2:03PM on Jan 4th 2007 by pete

15. Why do girls giggle when they see guys in certain stages of dress or undress? What does the giggle mean?

Posted at 3:09PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Al Merc

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