Penelope Cruz, followed by her sister Monica, were blindsided on a beach in St. Barths by a man wearing nothing more than a wristwatch.
The sisters did a double take after this nude dude disrupted their seaside stroll. We're told the girls kept their cool just long enough for the ass to pass, and then they broke up laughing.
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsNot to worry..Penelope is only interested in Salma and other like kind.
I think it's funny how Channel 11 in Los Angeles gets all their news stories from this website...
He was probably like oh my god, is that, oh wow! and he is all naked and his little "partner" is vulnerable as to raise his, uh head. lol
I'm going to assume this was somwhere in Europe cuz this just wouldn't happen in the states. I hope.
The naked man is actually Myron Kempelstein, who is the former husband of actress Amy Sedaris. Myron and Amy Sedaris split in 1995. Amy Sedaris most recently appeared in the film "Strangers With Candy," and has also been promoting the latest Amy Sedaris book, "I Like You." Amy Sedaris often appears as a guest on the David Letterman Show.
Why do girls giggle when they see guys in certain stages of dress or undress? What does the giggle mean?
St. Barths is a Caribbean island famous for many things, one of them being nude beaches. This is the norm. I would guess that half the topless celebrity beach pictures on the net were taken on St. Barths (Alyssa Milano, Anna Kournikova,etc.). My guess is that they started laughing because of a cruel joke played by nature called shrinkage.

















