Penelope Cruz, followed by her sister Monica, were blindsided on a beach in St. Barths by a man wearing nothing more than a wristwatch.
The sisters did a double take after this nude dude disrupted their seaside stroll. We're told the girls kept their cool just long enough for the ass to pass, and then they broke up laughing.
16. St. Barths is a Caribbean island famous for many things, one of them being nude beaches. This is the norm. I would guess that half the topless celebrity beach pictures on the net were taken on St. Barths (Alyssa Milano, Anna Kournikova,etc.). My guess is that they started laughing because of a cruel joke played by nature called shrinkage.
Posted at 2:47PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Lord Xenu
17. So is there an unedited version of this picture?
Posted at 3:18PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Me
18. Is there an unedited version of this picture
Posted at 3:39PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Me
19. HMMMM. Not exactly Matt is it??
Posted at 3:53PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Amy
20. Al Merc. They giggle for the same reason the boys in your P.E. class do. Your penis is small.
Posted at 3:41PM on Jan 4th 2007 by ender wiggins
21. Pardon me ladies, "Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon to go with my hot dog"?
Posted at 4:04PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Brad P
22. #4 you can tell this HOW...Her hair is in her face. lol....
Posted at 3:47PM on Jan 4th 2007 by enough
23. Stupid article. I've been to the beaches there and they are clothing optional.
Posted at 3:47PM on Jan 4th 2007 by NinaS
24. Pardon me ladies, "Do you happen to have any Grey Poupon for mein weiner"
Posted at 4:12PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Brad P
25. Just FYI - Echoing Lord Xenu's comment, most Caribbean island beaches, particularly St. Martin/Maarten + St. Barths are known for their totally nude beaches. I have been there many times and this is the accepted norm. Actutally, due to the fact that the Cruz sisters are clothed in their bikinis, they are considered to be "undesirables" and not welcomed on such beaches as they portray accepted rude behavior by not getting totally nude as is everyone else. Next time girls, you need to take it ALL off or just spend your time hanging out on our, backwards, American beaches instead wearing your "bathing suits"!
Posted at 5:08PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Leonard
26. The naked man is not Myron. If you look closely you will see that it's indeed Al Bundy from Married with Children.
Posted at 4:07PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Ron Goldman
27. Its Al Bundy!!
Posted at 4:10PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Ron Goldman
28. It actually was down to his knees. I know him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my, he's a big boy.
Posted at 5:41PM on Jan 4th 2007 by N
29. This guy is definitely not lacking serious wood. Note to all you morons, women will giggle at the sight of any penis, small, medium or large.
Posted at 5:24PM on Jan 4th 2007 by teresa
30. I agree with N. The "star" is positioned a little lower than where it would be to cover the naked member of most guys. Unless, of course, TMZ did a little creative editing and put the "star" down lower than where it really needed to be. In that case, I don't care. Leave it to my perverted chick imagination to decide where it hangs down to!!!
Posted at 5:48PM on Jan 4th 2007 by can'tgetenoughofthiscrap
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