Simpson Peddles Pizza, Pimp Pop Pleased

1. the clock is ticking...her 15 minutes are almost gone. she'll crach and burn soon

Posted at 3:53PM on Jan 4th 2007 by sickofitall

2. Wow. She looks pretty in that red dress.

Posted at 3:38PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Amy

3. Wow. She looks pretty in that red dress.

Posted at 4:00PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Amy

4. Reading about her is like torture! Literally.

Posted at 3:45PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Tina

5. Jessica is so two years ago.....who cares?

The only positive thing I can say about her is at least she wears better fake hair than her sister.

Posted at 4:23PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Tammy

6. You know, there is still an avenue not yet treaded in which the Simpson sisters could make themselves more money then they could ever possibly imagine...you guessed it, Pornography!!!

Yay for pornography!!!

I mean, you know, it isn’t I suppose technically Christian and all, buuuut I got this sneaking suspicion Old Joe’s soul has darkened itself a bit over the last decade or so.

Yo Joe, are your knees tired yet from all the begging for forgiveness you’ve been doing?

Redemption from sin is kinda tough, when right afterwards you go and commit a bunch of sins, and often the exact same ones.

Posted at 10:10AM on Jan 5th 2007 by craig

7. FAT PIG FAT PIG! What a waste of extensive plastic surgery.

Posted at 3:50PM on Jan 4th 2007 by simon

8. DAMN IF ONLY SHE HAD REALLY FALLEN...FLAT ON HER UGLY ASS HORSE FACE... SHES SUCH AN IDIOT...BUT SHES GOOD FOR LAUGHES!!! SHES A PIZZA WHORE!!!!

Posted at 5:26PM on Jan 4th 2007 by FEATHERWOOD

9. Why does everybody hate on her? Been wondering this for a while...still haven't got a clue. I mean did she steal your (or somebody elses) man? Is she a thief? What is it about her that people just can't get over and feel that hatin on her is justified?

Now as I sit and type this...one thing comes to mind..her daddy is kinda sleazy but that shouldn't reflect on her (or should it?)

Posted at 4:40PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Nee

10. When are we going to see some nude photos of her. . . or at the least a really cool crotch shot? I wonder. Come on TMZ, step your game up. Peace&Love

Posted at 4:01PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Tyler

11. I feel sorry for her because she does have talent,but she is so stupid she doesn't realize that even with talent,it is still a business and you have to treat it like a business and perform in the manner expected. How hard could it have been to memorize the Dolly Parton song? After all,she is a singer and should understand that people have a right to expect her to remember lyrics. It's ain't rocket science.

Her former husband does seem to understand that it's a business,and he is going to do well. If Jessica doesn't get her act together real soon and start acting like a professional,she is going to find herself at furniture store openings within a year.

Posted at 4:14PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Jorge Bush

12. How much is Pizza Hut paying her for this commerical? Soon as taxes & everything else is taken out, then when Papa Joe gets a hold of it, they'll be nothing left. Papa Joe, you need to be standing in the unemployment line, you're daughter is going down. Jessica, you had something good until you messed it up with Nick. He didn't let you get a away with squat. I blame that on you're parents. They should of taught you how to be independent. I wouldn't doubt it if they followed you & Nick on you're honeymoon. What a waste!

Posted at 6:13PM on Jan 4th 2007 by HC

13. I, for one, believe in Jessica. People are cruel as they can love you and hate you all before one breath is over and done with. Hopefully, she doesn't get too jaded with the glamourous life and maybe get back to writing and singing. Hang in there, Jess. No matter what the world throws at ya.

Posted at 7:48PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Cyn

14. Are her shoes really that BIG? They look like 6 inch platform-wedge flip-flops. WTH???


I agree, she does look pretty in the red.

Posted at 4:10PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Amanda K

15. my fault, i see---It's the train of the dress creating a shadow on her shoes.........

Posted at 4:50PM on Jan 4th 2007 by Amanda K