Simpson Peddles Pizza, Pimp Pop Pleased

76. Isn't her father a minister? He appears to have become a pimp to both his daughters. I have no respect for him as I think he appears to have no emotions for his daughters, only dollar signs.

Posted at 3:43AM on Jan 5th 2007 by Have a green day

77. I heard she may be pregnant by John....is there any truth to this or is it another one of Jessica and wacky dad's attention seeking stunts? She sure looks it to me...what is with the puch?

Posted at 6:44AM on Jan 5th 2007 by Sarah

78. Dear notblind,Most women are very illusive if you saw them in the morning before they paint their face on,do their hair, and if they stopped shaving their arm pits,legs and bush they look more like a gorilla then any man ever did.Once they reach this stage if ,I get the oppurtunity to bang them I try to knock the bottom out of their p***y.I have not achieved this goal but will keep breakin off in their ass until I get bored with it.

Posted at 6:42AM on Jan 5th 2007 by The bullrider with one nut missing

79. Her "Papa" is the reason she is a joke. The girl is very intelligent but she has been coerced into selling that dumb blonde image. The problem with that is when a person hits 25 the dumb blonde routine just looks sad so you need talent to be taken seriously. I dont think Jessica knows how to be anything else.

Posted at 7:48AM on Jan 5th 2007 by Lissa

80. This is a real women with meat on her bones, not an anorexic freak of nature.If you you pinned her legs behind her ears like a bunny rabbit,I'd be willing to bet that the p***y is fat.Nick was so busy knocking out other pieces of p***y while they were together that he didn't have much time for her.I bet that p***y is barely broken in.

Posted at 8:26AM on Jan 5th 2007 by The bullrider with one nut missing

81. If her dad wants us to take that air-head seriously he should get her drunk on TV and tell Joe Namath she just wants to kiss him.

Posted at 8:36AM on Jan 5th 2007 by independentman

82. Piggy Piggy!
She's gonna be pushing maximum density soon. Mayer should push himself off while he still can.

And NO she does not look pretty in that dress Amy....did Joe Simpson pay you to submit these obviously mistaken comments or are you 12 years old? Oink Oink.

Posted at 8:45AM on Jan 5th 2007 by Laura Miller

83. Where is Kermit the Frog?

Posted at 8:49AM on Jan 5th 2007 by Laura Miller

84. #47, if it is true that you have around a million dollars, you are just proving everyones point that you don't have to be smart or talented to make money. Your horrible spelling and even worse grammar show just how intelligent you are.

It just goes to show how lopsided this country is when idiotic barbie dolls like Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton can make millions of dollars, yet the millions of people in this country working their asses off to make a living are waiting in the welfare line so their children aren't starving.

Jessica is a product of her environment. Just look at the stars in the limelight as of late: Paris, Lyndsey, & Britney. Society is completely infatuated with learning what the dumb blondes are going to be doing next. Jessica is just a puppet that's doing what her dad tells her to do, and what she thinks the audience wants. She needs to realize that the dumb blonde thing is only entertaining for a little while until people start to get tired of it and turn on you.

**Sidenote** John Mayer is an amazing singer/guitarist/songwriter, and while he may not be the textbook version of a "hot" guy, he's very attractive, and has more talent in his left testicle then Jessica has in her entire body.

Posted at 8:51AM on Jan 5th 2007 by Jess

85. So Papa Joe's NewYear plan to save her career is judging from these comments, to hire a full time staff to write she is pretty and everyone else is jealous so people get confused and think she actually has fans. Well that still wont't make people buy her crap.

Posted at 8:54AM on Jan 5th 2007 by Sina

86. You ever see Brad Pitt or Halle Berry do this many crap commercials? It sure aint the work of a real star.

Posted at 8:54AM on Jan 5th 2007 by Toby

87. I agree totally with #103 (JT). Jessica is not only overexposed, but there is no talent or substance behind her. People are sick to death of seeing her, and seeing her basically DO NOTHING. It's one thing to be overexposed and have talent; people may get sick of seeing you (currently maybe Beyonce who has been promoting her CD and Dreamgirls), but Beyonce is truly talented and people respect that.

With Jessica and also Anna Nicole, there is no substance behind them. Just blond hair and big boobs. Jessica had her chance last year to prove she could DO SOMETHING and she blew it.

FYI - in Fall 06, Jess was on the Forbes list of Overexposed Celebs; her perceived talent score was also very low. The experts the mag talked to said she is more famous for WHO she is and who she dates, then WHAT she does. Enough said!

Posted at 10:14AM on Jan 5th 2007 by Tas

88. This poor girl is headed for a nervous breakdown, she never had stage fright when she was married to Nick. Her PIMP daddy that controls his daughters life's is at fault, after all, they are his meal ticket. She made a big mistake when she left Nick, he was her security and really loved her. Nick seems to be going on with his life, but Jessica seems to be falling apart. I do not think she sings well, but she is funny in the movies she has made. She has to get away from that father of hers, she can always send him money which seems to be all he wants from his two daughters.

Posted at 4:35PM on Jan 5th 2007 by maria aragon

89. Wow Jessica looks amazing in this red dress. She is drop dead gorgeous!

Posted at 2:45PM on Jan 5th 2007 by harr

90. I will probably be verbally beat up over this comment but here goes. While I think that Joe Simpson has no real regard for his daughters and no respect for them as women and as adults, Jessica seems to be a person that prefers to have a "man" take care of all of her business and personal needs. She seems to be someone who needs someone else to think for her. To validate her. Until she decides otherwise all of the blogging and snipping is worthless. Hopefully someday soon she will realize that she, as she is, is enough and fire Pimp Daddy.

Posted at 2:46PM on Jan 5th 2007 by Skyelark