Vanessa Flashes Her BONGO

46. Why even bring Jess into this? She is living her own life now. Nick didn't seem to griebve too long before he started dating around, or did everyone forget all the girls he went through before Vanessa? Then he latched onto her, guess he got tired of looking or she was easy enough. Sorry! Any girl who spreads her legs in a public place is loose.

Posted at 7:55PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Just me

47. She looks worn out, possibly from giving herself to everyone. She is just a ditzy blonde who cannot think for herself, Dad will not be there forever. How embarrassing that she couldn't even keep and take care of her man. She can't cook worth a damn and is sloppy as hell her and Britney Spears would make great companions cause they are skanky, smelly and oily as hell!

Posted at 6:23PM on Jan 10th 2007 by drea

48. Nick is Hot!! and they make a great pair best of all he is rid of the simpsons thank god!

Posted at 6:45PM on Jan 12th 2007 by mk

49. Jessica and Vanessa are both beautiful and should find a better guy.

Why Nick Lachey??????

Posted at 8:28PM on Jan 13th 2007 by Claire

50. Yeah, i agree with you #2, if i looked like her i'd show my BONGO too!!! And maybe there are all girls on myspace who have hot bodies, but none with faces gorgeous like hers!!!

Posted at 1:18PM on Jan 15th 2007 by Straight up

51. I think Vanessa is boring. I guess you have to be into the Mexican look or something to like her. She looks like a monkey. Jessica is much prettier in my opinion. Oh and for all the haters I'm very pretty and not a bit jealous of her.

Posted at 9:28AM on Feb 12th 2007 by Michelle

52. #51 said that you have to be into the Mexican look to like Vanessa. If this was the case, then a lot of the celebrities including Jessica Simpson want to look Mexican because they are always wearing that tanning lotion that makes them look orange instead or brown. Jessica wants to have the beautiful natural skin color of Vanessa, but looks orange instead. And Jessica would love to be 5'7" like Vanessa and that's why she always wears 4" heels because she is 5' 3". Vanessa got famous with her beautiful brown hair and did not have to dye it blonde to be pretty and get attention. Jessica would not have initially got all the attention she got without her blonde hair and her ditzy personality. #34 said that while Nick was married, he sat on his butt and did chores around the house. He’s a down to earth guy that is not above doing chores. Unlike Jessica who was a slob and never picked up after herself because she was too busy shopping and shopping and shopping. There’s nothing wrong with Nick having hobbies like playing golf and shooting pool while Jessica shopped and shopped and shopped and bought $4000 sheets. There’s nothing wrong with Nick writing a hit song about his divorce. I’m sure he would rather write a hit song about his marriage and having kids. All people on magazines get airbrushed, it’s standard procedure. They probably did enhance Vanessa’s butt, just like they had Jessica wear butt pads to play the part of Daisy Duke. #34 thinks that Nick was threatened by his wives success. From watching the Newly Weds, Nick was a very patient and supportive husband. Nick married a self absorbed, spoiled, sloppy, ditz who wanted to get a divorce because she thought she could do better, and got greedy and did not want to share her movie money. And so what if Nick wore Jessica’s panties and high heels, he’s a funny guy and I’m sure they both got a good laugh. Nick is man enough to admit it because he is true to himself. #10 says that Jessica is trying to recover from her divorce by seeing John Mayer, but instead Jessica is John Mayer’s convenient booty call. John Mayer has never admitted to dating Jessica because he wants to play the field and/or Jessica is not the kind of girl he would marry. Jessica wanted a divorce without having a trial separation or going to counseling. Now Jessica is lonely and is John Mayer’s easy hook up. I hope Nick and Vanessa have continued success. #5 says that Jessica made Nick wait for sex. Of course Jessica made Nick wait for sex because her daddy told her so, and Jessica did not want to disappoint her ex pastor daddy. Now Jessica is John Mayer’s easy hook up because she does not want to lose what ever attention she gets from John. Nick helped make Jessica famous because she was a nobody touring with Nick when he was in 98 degrees.

Posted at 6:04PM on Mar 6th 2007 by ItsLikeThisPeople

53. #10 Jessica is John Mayer’s easy hook up. John Mayer has never admitted that they are dating; he says they are good friends. Nick would never do such a thing. What woman wants to be considered good friend when they are having sex? It’s got to be driving Jessica nuts to have John deny them as a couple. And Jessica does drink and does get drunk. Jessica is not trying to recover from her divorce because she wanted the divorce. If Jessica really loved Nick and valued her marriage, she would have done a trial separation or marriage counseling before filing for divorce. We all got a good idea of their marriage from watching the Newly Weds. Nick was the loving and patient husband and Jessica was the spoiled, sloppy, self absorbed, ditzy blonde who shopped all the time. Jessica thought she could do better, and greedy Jessica did not want to share her movie money with Nick. #26 has never seen Jessica without makeup, she looks plain. All women look better with make up on and even better when they get airbrushed for magazines, and Jessica gets airbrushed just like everyone else. #45 Why shouldn’t Nick date a lot of women after getting dumped by his wife. He’s a famous, good looking, nice, likable, and talented guy. I’m sure he got swamped with women chasing him. I’m sure Vanessa and Nick are having awesome sex. Good for them! It’s time for me to go back to my technical job. Thanks TMZ for the mindless, worthless information that I enjoy reading.

Posted at 1:48PM on Mar 6th 2007 by CommonSenseRules

54. #10 I live in Southern California and you see chicks like Jessica Simpson all over the place. Jessica will dye her hair blonde soon because that's how she gets her attention like all the other blondes in Southern California /Los Angeles and Orange County. I'm proud to be a brunette and a lot of guys tell me it's nice that some women don't feel a need to be blonde. Stay brunette Vanessa! You look great! If you are ugly or not that attractive, then a woman should consider dying their hair blonde to improve their looks, just like Jessica.

Posted at 2:07PM on Mar 6th 2007 by Sidney