Hey Paris! "E" is for Empty!

Paris Hilton's Bentley ran out of gas in the middle of a busy Hollywood intersection Friday night. "Dude, I've never put gas in this car -- I forgot," Paris told photographers. Are you surprised?

Paris got a helping hand from her friendly neighborhood paparazzi, who pushed her $200K silver 2007 Bentley Continental GTC Convertible to the side of the road. After getting an offer to take refuge in some random guy's house (thanks, but no thanks), a photographer offered to go and get her some gas.

"How much is gas?" Paris asked the photog. Seriously. She gave the guy $20 and sent him on his way. When the photog returned, Paris tossed the change into the backseat. She wasn't sure where the "gas thingy" was, and sat flipping through a scrapbook of some kind while the lensman/good samaritan filled her car with a gallon of gas. She thanked him and gave him ... a smile.

When Paris finally made it home, the paprazzi asked her where she was headed for the night. Paris responded, "To get some gas first." Just another night in the life of Paris Hilton.



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61. Believe me, Paris Hilton is in no way dumb. She "acts" dumb and people trip over themselves to do her bidding, but she's not stupid. She rich, pretty (not to me, but to others she is) and she has unlimited cash flow.

She's f*ing genuis!!

Her sex video made her super famous, even when she was already famous for 'famous"

Posted at 10:08PM on Jan 8th 2007 by jess

62. Believe me, Paris Hilton is in no way dumb. She "acts" dumb and people trip over themselves to do her bidding, but she's not stupid. She rich, pretty (not to me, but to others she is) and she has unlimited cash flow.

She's f*ing genuis!!

Her sex video made her super famous, even when she was already famous for 'famous"

Posted at 10:08PM on Jan 8th 2007 by jess

63. Boy Oh Boy is that airhead sure lucky. Those guys could have had such "fun" with her! :Just put your mouth around this, Paris...that's it!" (Hah, I was referring to the gas nozzle...what were YOU thinking?!! ) Just another story of how incredibly brainless this nincompoop is! and this is the heir to the Hilton EMPIRE!! ??? She probably thinks immaculate conception is having sex on clean sheets!!

Posted at 11:16PM on Jan 8th 2007 by aaameee

64. Believe me, Paris Hilton is in no way dumb. She "acts" dumb and people
trip over themselves to do her bidding, but she's not stupid. She's
rich, pretty (not to me, but to others she is) and she has unlimited
cash flow. She's a f*ing genius!! Her sex video made her super famous,
Even when she was already famous for just being "famous."

Then she got real clever and canceled all her appearances and interviews when The Simple Life came out. Went on Letterman, who defended her against her sleazy video porno selling ex and gained a lot of sympathy.

Her TV show and ditsy personality made her seem adorably clueless and people loved her. Her feud with Nicole brought even more attention and the rest is history. This girl gets paid millions for club openings, print ads, perfume and more.

Doesn't sound like an idiot to me!!

Posted at 10:52PM on Jan 8th 2007 by mae

65. To the illiterate fools pretending to be writers: paparazzi is plural. One of those dirt bags is called a paparazzo.

This has been your pedantic public service announcement of the day. That is all.

Posted at 1:33AM on Jan 9th 2007 by P

66. A parasite that does nothing. She just consumes. How can she live with herself? It's astonishing.

Posted at 3:49AM on Jan 9th 2007 by paul c.

67. A parasite that does nothing. She just consumes. How can she live with herself? It's astonishing.

Posted at 3:51AM on Jan 9th 2007 by paul c.

68. Number #11 please get your head out of crabby tw*t's ass. You don't have a brain in your head to generalize the way the wealthy act on one stupid socialite.

Posted at 9:13AM on Jan 9th 2007 by Whatever

69. Number #11 you don't have a brain in your empty head to assume all super wealthy girls act like crabbytw*t hilton. The Bush twins acted wild when they were minors! Paris is 26. Most socialites are well educated. Get your facts straight before you generalize anyone.

Posted at 9:14AM on Jan 9th 2007 by Whatever

70. WHAT a dumbass.............

Posted at 1:43PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Gay Dating- click here!

71. It seems you have deleted my post from yesterday about Ms. Hilton.

Was it because I pegged one of your staffers by saying there appeared to be a "ghost poster"? If not, why was it deleted?

I don't expect an answer. But neither should you expect me to contribute to your income again.

Posted at 1:22PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Tony J.

72. Give the girl a break. To her defense, she apparently just got that car. Do you all know where everything is when you first get a new car? God, people are so hateful on here. I would love to have so many new cars that I'm not really sure where everthing is in it yet. Give her a break. She is rich and I say more power to her! I get a feeling that she is not as "dumb" as everone would like to think. But I guess when you're jealous, you find anything to pick on...

Posted at 1:41PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Get Real

73. Some parents should never have kids. It;s that simple

Posted at 5:41PM on Jan 9th 2007 by David R

74. Some people shouldn't have kids. That's all there is to it

Posted at 5:47PM on Jan 9th 2007 by David R

75. God, could she really be (or pretend to be) any dumber?? She might think that voice is cute and sweet, but I find it TRULY ANNOYING. And, I certainly don't find her behavior endearing or sexy in any way. Can't wait til her 15 minutes are up - been the longest 15 minutes of my life. Shoo Paris - Shoo!

Posted at 8:44AM on Jan 10th 2007 by Reeses Pieces

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