Hey Paris! "E" is for Empty!

Paris Hilton's Bentley ran out of gas in the middle of a busy Hollywood intersection Friday night. "Dude, I've never put gas in this car -- I forgot," Paris told photographers. Are you surprised?

Paris got a helping hand from her friendly neighborhood paparazzi, who pushed her $200K silver 2007 Bentley Continental GTC Convertible to the side of the road. After getting an offer to take refuge in some random guy's house (thanks, but no thanks), a photographer offered to go and get her some gas.

"How much is gas?" Paris asked the photog. Seriously. She gave the guy $20 and sent him on his way. When the photog returned, Paris tossed the change into the backseat. She wasn't sure where the "gas thingy" was, and sat flipping through a scrapbook of some kind while the lensman/good samaritan filled her car with a gallon of gas. She thanked him and gave him ... a smile.

When Paris finally made it home, the paprazzi asked her where she was headed for the night. Paris responded, "To get some gas first." Just another night in the life of Paris Hilton.



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106. Ok can we say STUPID? she actually calls her ASSistant to bring her gas from Santa Monica AND she asks "why didn't you guys put gas in this car"? Totally self-absorbed and beyond dumb.

Posted at 12:13PM on Jan 20th 2007 by Sheri

107. complete idiot! and did u see where how she just lets her money fall on the floor in the back seat she couldnt even turn around for a second and drop it into her purse! what a dumb ass blonde

Posted at 5:01AM on Jan 21st 2007 by sheri

108. this is pathetic....what a sick world, these scum back papparazzi will do anything to kiss some celebrity ass, makes me sick, spoiled snot douchbag can't even fill up her own gas tank, god I'm glad I live in eastern canada, Because i'd seriously wanna kill myself if I was stuck living in that sick ass state

Posted at 1:34PM on Jan 21st 2007 by fun guy

109. This stupid BITCH thinks Da MOTHERF***IN world revolves around her prayin mantis lookin Ass!!!!!!! Bitch get a New Life

Posted at 7:46PM on Jan 22nd 2007 by Daniella in dis Mothaf*ck*r

110. hay paris,E.is for empty, not ENOUGH;;;;;;;;.

Posted at 9:00AM on Jan 24th 2007 by john redmond

111. ...Wow...

this is amusing just because she sounds like a ditz throughout the whole thing. The worst part is that she doesn't even offer the kind photographer any form of payment for his kind deed, outside of the smile. At least let the guy keep the change, I can't imagine a gallon of gas being more than $5. (From North Dakota, here)

Posted at 2:58PM on Jan 26th 2007 by Mikey

112.
WARNING!
Anything positive you see here about Paris Hilton was written by Paris Hilton. She is completely self-absorbed and thinks the rest of us are pathetic little poor people with nothing better to do than bitch about her, the truth is we bitch about her because we can’t stand her and her slutty bigoted behavior. She thinks that she is soooo much better than the rest of us and that she is above the law, she is such a pathetic little wannabee princess who thinks the world should worship her and grovel at her feet. Parisite is the worst kind of celebrity because she has done NOTHING worthy of credibility nor does she have any talent, except for flashing her herpes ridden crotch at the paparazzi. Parisite is the worst role model in the world for young girls because all she encourages them to do with her behavior is to look and act like sluts.
Also, that person saying that all of the hate blogs were posted by one person is also Parisite, there is no way that one person could possibly write all of these blogs because of the times they were written, they would have to sit at their computer day and night and no one could do that, and anyway why would anyone waste their time writing about that skank anyway, it’s ludacrice. Parisite WILL NOT last for ever, soon she will be too old and ugly from all that partying and binge drinking, not to mention the coke sniffing, and no one will want to have a bar of her, hell even the animals hate her, that’s why her fucking pets keep running away from her. The only reason people are still taking her picture is because there are still dumb assess out there who will Falk over money for that skanks picture (losers) if it wasn’t for them no one would bother.
Parasite needs to come back down to earth and take the cotton wool out of her ears and then maybe she will realize how stupid she is. Everyone is waking up to what a moron you are parasite you skank, why do you think that there are so many people on here posting this stuff about you. If everyone boycotts parasite by not purchasing anything with her name on it, or any product she endorses, and by NOT watching crap shows she appears in like the simple life, or by NOT having anything to do with anything else associated with her, WHY THE HELL SHOULD WE SPEND OUR HARD EARNED CASH LINING THAT WORTHLES TRAMPS ALREADY BULGING POCKETS.
“BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON!”


Posted at 5:57AM on Mar 8th 2007 by Paris Hilton Sux!

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