Train Wrecks
Britney Rocks Boat with New Beau

Britney Spears took her wheels-coming-off act, and some new K-Fed-esque man-candy to the high seas off Los Angeles over the weekend.



The careening mother of two spent some quality time with a young, well-built sailor (identified by Perez Hilton as Los Angeleno Isaac Cohen), and engaged in that time-honored, one-two, health-giving punch of suntan oil-slathering and cigarette smoking. Brit also managed, once again, to leave the house sans trousers, and without painting three of her fingernails.

For more sordid nautical details -- check out the pictorial captain's log.



Tags: boat, Britney Spears, BritneySpears, california, coast, ocean, sailing, sea, water

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271. #46- MANBEAR..............You are absolutely right !!!! I didn't notice she was "flipping " the cameras off the first time I looked at the picture........................ ha ha ha ha ha. She is soooooooooooooo talented.

Posted at 5:59AM on Jan 13th 2007 by Jennifer

272. #257- RIVERBOY-I sure hope you feel better now that you have gotten that off your chest. Did you have to pop a few Xanax after all that ?Don't get yourself all stressed out over "BRITTANY" gossip. It's just not worth it.

Posted at 5:52AM on Jan 13th 2007 by Jennifer

273. #257- RIVERBOY-I sure hope you feel better now that you have gotten that off your chest. Did you have to pop a few Xanax after all that ?Don't get yourself all stressed out over "BRITTANY" gossip. It's just not worth it.

Posted at 5:56AM on Jan 13th 2007 by Jennifer

274. K-DADDY, getting the kids, would be the same thing as GERMANY, giving their country to, HITLER , after spending too much time in a jail!!! Funny thing is, they let HITLER out early, so they didn't have to listen to him any more!!!

Posted at 8:30PM on Jan 13th 2007 by party island

275. she's crazy

Posted at 9:05PM on Jan 13th 2007 by robi

276. okay first of all she should not be smoking, and second who is watching her 2 young kids. britney is acting ridiculious right now. she needs to change her act.

Posted at 9:13PM on Jan 13th 2007 by shelly

277. ANother Valet GUy
THIS GUY IS A LOSER,,SAME AS KEVIN ,WHERE DOES SHE MEET THESE GUYS AT.... AT THE GAS STATION...Britney Rocks Boat with New Beau

Posted at 10:31PM on Jan 13th 2007 by GUY IS A LOSER, VALET GUY

278. Agreed, what's with the kids comments? They're either at home with nannies and security guards and/or their grandmother and aunt. Or with their father! She has a right to an adult life too.

Posted at 3:08AM on Jan 14th 2007 by Suzette

279. I think everyone should stay out of her business. All you guys know is what the tabloids and media have told you about her and the mistakes she has made as a mother. We all know that moms AND dads make mistakes with their children everyday. The only reason hers seem worse is because of the way the media portrays it and also because she is a star and is looked up to by many as a role model. She is still human. Everyone should quit talking bad about her and her ex or new beau and just leave them alone. All because they are famouse does not make them any less human. You have NO idea what goes on behind closed doors- it may just be a life filled with happiness, some regret, and lots of love. I also know that the comment left about her "p**sy" is nothing but rude and completely unnecessary. America needs to quit talking about others body parts and start respecting another person for values and morals that they have. I want Britney, and every other celebrity or normal person out there to find true love and happiness. I want you all to be happy and healthy. Lets not talk "trash" about people anymore, its not only extremely hurtful, but its just plain unnecessary- what are you going to gain from it??

Posted at 10:08AM on Jan 14th 2007 by Karen

280. what can one say? I wish I was on the boat? no, I don't wish I was smoking cigarettes in an ugly bathrobe? no i don't watching other people have a life while i sit in an ice storm in Dallas texas on my computer...hell yes. The future is here, and I'm in it

Posted at 4:38PM on Jan 14th 2007 by bean

281. Britney is living proof that even trash can come from mansions, not just trailer parks.

Posted at 5:30PM on Jan 15th 2007 by Nothing like Britney

282. Britney is a worthless, pathetic excuse for a mother. And to the a**hole who felt the need to bitch about how other people go to work for 8 hours a day and aren't with their children, here's what you don't seem to be understanding: MOST PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK SO THEY CAN AFFORD TO FEED, CLOTHE, AND HOUSE THEIR CHILDREN!! What "job" is Britney doing, besides going out, getting drunk, looking like a disheveled, sullen hellbag, and flashing her rotten, flyblown snatch to the world? She's on a freaking BOAT with a freaking random MAN, not working to put food on her table and a roof over her and her children's heads! Her sitting her lard ass on a boat, smoking and f***ing all damn day is NOT NECESSARY, especially when she has two young boys at home who need their mommy! I just don't understand WHY she had those kids if she's gonna go out all the time, get drunk, f*** random, dirty, greasy K-Fed clones, and basically be a worthless sack of garbage. She went on and on about how she just HAD to be a "mommy", blah blah blah, but where the HELL are her children..those children she just HAD TO HAVE? Not with their mother, that's for damn sure, probably because she found out that children require time, attention, love, and a lot of hard work....they aren't just the trendy fashion accessory that everyone just HAD to have this season...they are living creatures! God, I despise this stupid tw*t, and NO, I am NOT jealous...jealous of WHAT? Her fat, flabby, grotesque body? Her cankles, her linebacker neck, her too far apart eyes, her bad nose job, her hideous C-section scar and rotten crotch, her TERRIBLE extensions and her chemically-destroyed hair that she is losing? Her ATROCIOUS clothing choices, her obvious lack of any intelligence or rational, coherent thought, her loser ex who is trying to take her to the cleaners, her two inbred, ugly mongoloid children that are neglected and will most likely grow up to be two MORE white trash drug-addicted drains on society? How about her lack of class, talent, grace, intelligence, maturity, ablility to make good decisions, breeding, looks, or any of the million other things that she lacks? The ONLY thing she has going for her is her money, and she seems to be spending it all, which is another example of her stupidity, because this "comeback" is gonna FLOP BIG-TIME. She's a fat, talentless, washed-up, bloated has-been who is only in the tabloids because her trainwreck of a life makes everyone ELSE'S lives seem a million times better in comparison...she's a sad joke. Everyone is laughing at her, and she's too stupid to realize it! She REALLY thinks that people want her to "come back"....no, we want her to DIAF! Useless whore...."jealous"? JEALOUS? BWAHAHAHAAAAA...oh PLEASE! That's rich. Jealous my ASS.

Posted at 1:05AM on Jan 19th 2007 by the kaiserin

283. #39 - Long live WHITNEY ? Oh yeah long live the bankrupt, black crackhead - Britney shines compared to THAT loser!!!!!!!!! Both of them are long since washed up and so must YOU be!

Posted at 2:39PM on Jan 17th 2007 by pissedatyou

284. White trash brainless whore......is there anything more to say about her?????

Posted at 8:02AM on Jan 18th 2007 by Miss Thang

285. wat shes doing is simply LIFE!!! I wish i had those 2 kids and also that cutie Isaac Cohen!!! mwaa no hating people!
Afrika

Posted at 9:45AM on Jan 25th 2007 by Afrika

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