Fresh after marinating in the Hawaii sun, photogs spotted smoking oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis at Area last night with actor pal Nick Stahl. 
"Firecough" was sporting a sport coat with a t-shirt underneath that says, "MY WIENER IS HUGE IN JAPAN." This is an insult to Dachshunds everywhere.
17. 2 drewby, I know what you mean. I was just going to ask who this guy is anyway.
Posted at 1:12PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Amy
18. La Lohan turned his greasy butt down for a date and he's been bitter ever since, hence the cruel nickname "fire crotch." This "boy" maybe rich, but he's tasteless and classless and unattractive.
Without his parents money, he'd be asking "would you like fries with that?"
Posted at 1:14PM on Jan 9th 2007 by mae
19. This dude's wiener isn't huge ANYWHERE! He looks like a walking oil slick and his pants look like he's been tinkering with the Chevy all damn day.
Getta haircut, getta job, getta CLUE!
Posted at 1:15PM on Jan 9th 2007 by richard
20. Brandon is a loser. What is he known for but being a loser.
Posted at 1:22PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Lindsay
21. i've seen his wiener, i need a magnifying glass
Posted at 1:22PM on Jan 9th 2007 by anastasia beaverhausen
22. i've seen his wiener and i needed a magnifying glass to see it
Posted at 1:31PM on Jan 9th 2007 by anastasia beaverhausen
23. He had that shirt on on the beach the other day. When his enormo bro was wearing a skirt. He must really like that shirt
Posted at 1:51PM on Jan 9th 2007 by alison
24. I WOULD LIKE TO REQUEST A NEW NAME FOR BRANDON DAVIS BECAUSE FIRECOUGH IS FUNNY BUT NOT AS GOOD AS WHAT I THINK HE SHOULD BE CALLED... ALTHOUGH I DO NOT WANT TO IMAGINE HOW GREASY AND SMELLY HE PROBABLY IS, EVEN IN HIS PRIVATE AREAS, I FEEL THIS NAME BETTER SUITS HIM.... >ROTTEN CROTCH< SOUNDS LIKE A MUCH MORE SUITABLE NAME FOR HIM, HELL, BOTH OF THEM ARE FUNNY =D
Posted at 1:45PM on Jan 9th 2007 by BITCH IS MY MIDDLE NAME
25. i think hes way hott!!
Posted at 1:45PM on Jan 9th 2007 by will
26. HIS NAME SHOULD BE ROTTEN CROTCH!!!! HE IS NASTY, GREASY AND SMELLY LOOKING... I HAVE EVEN SEEN HIM AND PERSON AND HE IS DISGUSTING! I VOTE FOR HIS NEW NAME TO BE ROTTEN CROTCH, SOUNDS MORE SUITABLE!!
Posted at 1:49PM on Jan 9th 2007 by BITCH IS MY MIDDLE NAME
27. Please. He is the most disgusting thing. Pictures of him make me sick to my stomache
Posted at 2:08PM on Jan 9th 2007 by P McKimmie
28. His shirt should read " My A**h0le is big on Sunset Blvd. " . Dickhead . This guy is looking more and more like Marlon Brando right before he died . Oh and by thw way , Brandon , Blackstone the Magician called and wants his coat back . Dickhead .
Posted at 2:07PM on Jan 9th 2007 by nASTY bOIL
29. Ok. I admit it. I have no idea who this guy is.
Posted at 2:26PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Rocknstv
30. hideously ugly
Posted at 2:18PM on Jan 9th 2007 by nomassa
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