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Crouching Greasy Bear, Hidden Dragon

Fresh after marinating in the Hawaii sun, photogs spotted smoking oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis at Area last night with actor pal Nick Stahl.

"Firecough" was sporting a sport coat with a t-shirt underneath that says, "MY WIENER IS HUGE IN JAPAN." This is an insult to Dachshunds everywhere.



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31. Freaking Funny!!!! Brandon has a good sense of humor.

And me and all my friends think he is very handsome. We wouldn't kick him out of bed.

Brandon is hot, Hot, Hotter than Hell !!!

Posted at 2:37PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Dorii

32. WHAT A PIG

Posted at 2:34PM on Jan 9th 2007 by JOE

33. Hope he goes to Japan and gets his ass kicked.

Posted at 9:48AM on Jan 12th 2007 by Gmann

34. Nice KISS reference, Dorii!

Posted at 4:45PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Get Real

35. This guy is gross, ugly and mean.

Posted at 4:26PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Whatever

36. Is it just me or does this guy look like a fat Elvis?

Posted at 4:34PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Peace

37. New reality series coming to MTV 8- The Ocho, called the Dick-Off, since this is where "celebrities" compare the size of their "manhood", first off will be Oralndo "P-Rock" Bloom against Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis,,, the winner will take on George from Seinfeld. Shrinkage will be counted in the contest.

Posted at 5:12PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Pindik

38. Greasy Bear looks like Elvis Presley. Bloated, drugged 70s Vegas Elvis.

Posted at 2:12PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Kat

39. this guy is utterly disgusting. he is a shame to america. yeah no kidding... look at all the poor kids in africa, india, iraq, china, north korea... no wonder they want to kill americans like you.

Posted at 8:19PM on Jan 9th 2007 by yuka

40. He's no longer a billionnaire, look at forbes 400 richest americans in the dropoffs list section.

http://www.forbes.com/lists/

Posted at 11:20PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Alas'ka

41. This guy needs to join the fat club, go to a spa and get cleaned up. SLEAZYYYYYYY, slimey, scum bag.

Posted at 4:21PM on Jan 10th 2007 by pepsipup

42. Please, please, please stop showing us pictures of this ugly, horrible, non-star.

I would be willing to pay. How much will it take?

Posted at 2:01AM on Jan 11th 2007 by kim

43. Ewwww.... this guy, really? Someone needs to shower... NOT in his own sweat...

Posted at 1:12PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Anna

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