Nicole & Joel Get Touchy Feely Down South
Tatted-up rocker Joel Madden and barely there girlfriend Nicole Richie spent the weekend in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and never seemed to be out of arm's reach. 
Richie was sporting a Band-Aid, uh, white bikini, tied around her neck and at the sides. Madden, playing the role of "too hardcore for the beach," was dressed in gothish head-to-toe black, highlighting his hideously tattooed arms and legs.
Nicole, 5'1" and 85 lbs., laid on top of Joel, who appeared not to notice.
