Carrot Top: Take a Closer Look!

16. I like Carrot Top. He's funny and smart. He was always strange-looking. The only thing really different about him now is that he's not as skinny. Give the guy a break, he just wanted to bulk up a bit. It doesn't mean he is on steroids! Love you, Carrot! ;-)

Posted at 2:38PM on Jan 10th 2007 by Get Real

17. UGH he reminds me of that character Jim Carrey played on In Living Color...that Viking he/she thing that wore the little fur bikini and licked armpits. HAHAHA

Posted at 2:47PM on Jan 10th 2007 by ezze

18. LOL.....no, hes not gay ! I havent talked to him in a while, but his girlfriend (maybe ex now) Jennifer was fine as hell !! He always has fine girlfriends and all of the fine chicks want him. I always felt like he should have thrown me a leftover here and there !

Posted at 2:52PM on Jan 10th 2007 by John

19. hey John?
Since you're CT's little 'press secretary' can you answer why he needs makeup? That's not very HETEROsexual, now is it? So if you're so manic to defend him, pray tell, why the maybelline?
Is it perhaps to cover up the acne due to 'the juice?'

Posted at 7:50PM on Jan 16th 2007 by SarcasticNYCguy

20. I personally know Carrot Top and can tell you that there is always something in his ass...be it a dick or a needle.

Posted at 4:13PM on Jan 10th 2007 by Prince

21. Hey "John" please explain why big butch hetero CT is working that makeup?? Please, honey I'm gay as a birthday table cloth and I've never painted up my face like that!

Posted at 4:16PM on Jan 10th 2007 by Ronny

22. I meet Carrot Top on a flight to Los Angeles about 4 years ago. He helped me at the airport to find my luggage. He sat with me until my ride arrived. He was a very nice, polite and beautiful person (inside and out). He was quite built way back then, which the cameras just don't give justice to. He didn't seem to have any flaws on his face NOR did he have on make-up. He is in the "public eye" and has an image to keep up so perhaps that is the reason for the makeup?? As far as him being gay who the heck cares in this day and age??? The ones who keep slamming him might just be a tad bit jealous?? Carrot Top - it was a pleasure to meet you and you just keep on being YOU!

Posted at 4:26PM on Jan 10th 2007 by Angel

23. I don't care if her is gay or not I am just tired of pr people like John lying about their clients because they believe being gay will limit their client's marketability.
(And thus the 15% they get for gigs they set up.)
He has plucked his brows forever and is on steroids; anyone with eyes can see this. And he is wearing make-up. Do the math.
Just wish these celebrities would be honest with themselves and their fans; people wish the best for them, gay or not, until they are repeatedly lied to.

Posted at 4:37PM on Jan 10th 2007 by zans

24. I don't care if he is gay or not I am just tired of pr people like John lying about their clients because they believe being gay will limit their client's marketability.
(And thus the 15% they get for gigs they set up.)
Carrot Top has plucked his brows forever and is on steroids; anyone with eyes can see this. And he is wearing make-up. Do the math.
Just wish these celebrities would be honest with themselves and their fans; people wish the best for them, gay or not, until they are repeatedly lied to.

Posted at 4:39PM on Jan 10th 2007 by zans

25. I heard the biceps were implants!
And as a former bodybuilder I can tell you that no one gets that big without help from the pharmaceutical community, even if they work out 6 hours a day.

Posted at 4:39PM on Jan 10th 2007 by They Call Me Mr. Tibbs

26. I bet the roids shrunk his twig n berries

Posted at 4:43PM on Jan 10th 2007 by Michael Jackson

27. I also know someone who is in a very popular band and they were in Vegas one night. Carrot Top was opening for them and my friend was in the green room with him. He said he is definitely crazy but also real friendly and fun. He bet my friend 20 bucks he could eat 10 ketchup packets, packets included. He did just that. Nuts

Posted at 5:32PM on Jan 10th 2007 by drc**ks

28. Ok, now I know CT rather well and can give a little insight.

He wears makeup because being a redhead his skin is Casper the ghost white, his eyebrows are almost non existant, so he dies them. He is a performer and while he is on stage in the bright lights they wash him out. That is why he wears eyeliner and darkens his eyebrows. I don't care for his huge muscles, I liked him a bit smaller but oh well. He is quite active and has been an avid surfer since he was a kid in Florida.

I can't believe he is getting so much sh*t. The poor guy stops to say hi and is friendly but that's not good enough for you.
You people don't care if someone is nice or an assh*le you just want to rip them up, and that's fine, your opinion.
Make all the assumptions you'd like, it's a free country, but remember what goes around comes around.


And by the way...the chick coming out of the store with him is his girlfriend.

Posted at 5:48PM on Jan 10th 2007 by what the hell people

29. I have a friend, who's cousin's sister's house keeper made Carrott Top a big pan of enchiladas and he ate them all by himself. She also said that his hair is a big ol' wig and he's really a brunette.

Posted at 6:00PM on Jan 10th 2007 by Mebla Toast

30. you know he was funny when he first came out as a comedian. now look at him, a facelift, perhaps botox. steroids? and geez i think he has more make-up on than tammy faye baker!

Posted at 10:41AM on Jan 11th 2007 by grapeape73