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It's Hard Out Here for an Oil Heir

Posted Jan 11th 2007 2:32PM by TMZ Staff

It's not easy being Gummi Bear. Blubbery Jason Davis, abominably blonded brother of TMZ's favorite over-entitled Hollywood clubgoer, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, had a little issue at the Roosevelt Hotel last night -- when his credit card was apparently denied!

When asked what happened, the behemoth brother bleated, "My card had an issue." The issue of not having paid your bill maybe? Just guessing. Perhaps it's that blonde Goldilocks thing.

Davis went on rambling about working nine to five, running a company or two, and maybe getting engaged. And then Gummi Bear went home to eat more porridge. The End.

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16. This is some of the funniest sh*t I have read all day.

Posted at 4:58PM on Jan 11th 2007 by NinjaDude

17. THIS ONCE AGAIN PROVES THAT BEING BORN RICH DOES NOT EQUATE BEING TALENTED, OR FOR THAT MATTER, SMART.

SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS - BUT THAT'S THEIR BUSINESS AND NONE OF MINE. ARE THESE TOW BROS OUT THERE RAPING WOMEN LIKE THE MAX FACTOR HEIR, WHATSHISNAME LUSTER? NO, I THINK NOT.

Posted at 3:58PM on Jan 11th 2007 by dee truth

18. This fatso's card was maxed from buying too many cookies and cupcakes.

Posted at 4:14PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Killian

19. He looked pretty wasted. Notice how he's trying not to fall over... Ha, ha , ha

Posted at 4:55PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Hedy

20. Wonder if he died the carpet to match the drapes. EWWW!

Posted at 4:21PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Lolita

21. Wonder if he dyed the carpet to match the drapes? Yuck!

Posted at 4:35PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Lolita

22. Here are a couple of things that are maxed out in Jason Davis' life:

1. His credit card.
2. His belt.
3. His skin
4. The elastic in his socks.
5. His trips to the All You Can Eat Buffet.
6. His lies about working.
7. Public interest.
8. His cholesterol in-take

I here by declare Jason Davis to forever be known as Maxi Bear!!!!!!

Posted at 4:43PM on Jan 11th 2007 by richard

23. This made my day!
And then I ate the other roll of cookie dough.
:(

Posted at 4:52PM on Jan 11th 2007 by SophiaLoren

24. He hates going out? He'ws an attention whore with no talent or looks just a dwindling family fortune. he could barely stand up I though he was going to fall over and crush someone

Posted at 1:18PM on Jan 12th 2007 by ousslander

25. Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you a trip to get yourself some lipo piggy!

Posted at 4:52PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Tristen

26. According to the Chinese lunar calendar, 2007 will be the Year of the Pig, I hope things will be better for this fat ass pig.

Posted at 4:54PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Carl

27. Who is this guy? Who cares?

Posted at 5:26PM on Jan 11th 2007 by blargh

28. He overspent on pro-hos and strippers. That's all he can get.

But hey, what I want to know is, if they can die his hair blond why can't they airbrush away all of his blubber?

Posted at 8:01PM on Jan 18th 2007 by Exotic Goddess

29. It's good to know that my gasoline taxes are being put to good use, to feed the truly needed. We wouldn't want that fat disgusting pig to starve now would we. It would be a national hazard if he actually worked up an appetite for once. He might start eating the trolls. Wait. Wait a minute. There's a solution for trolls in the form of the appetite of Jason Davis. Feed the hungry, by oil.

Posted at 6:02PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Exotic Goddess

30. Awww ... Poor Gummi Bear. Went home to eat more porridge ... so sad. *sniff* :*(

Posted at 6:18PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Marjan

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