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Posted Jan 11th 2007 2:32PM by TMZ Staff

It's not easy being Gummi Bear. Blubbery Jason Davis, abominably blonded brother of TMZ's favorite over-entitled Hollywood clubgoer, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, had a little issue at the Roosevelt Hotel last night -- when his credit card was apparently denied!

When asked what happened, the behemoth brother bleated, "My card had an issue." The issue of not having paid your bill maybe? Just guessing. Perhaps it's that blonde Goldilocks thing.

Davis went on rambling about working nine to five, running a company or two, and maybe getting engaged. And then Gummi Bear went home to eat more porridge. The End.

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31. Wait... weren't we all supposed to be brainwashed to be attracted to this. To accept it no matter what. Guess the propaganda of the fat peddlars of America failed in their love fat mission. The fat WMD is exposed as undesirable after all.

Obviously Jason reads and has read the book "I'm okay, you're okay and all of my chins and butts are okay too.

Posted at 6:09PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Exotic Goddess

32. I THOUGHT THIS FAT LOSER WAS THE ONE WITH "MONEY" AND NOT BRANDON. REMEMBER HE WAS GOING TO BUY $100,000 WORTH OF DRINKS AT HYDE? WHAT A COKED-OUT PIECE OF CRAP.

Posted at 6:11PM on Jan 11th 2007 by heir head

33. FAT BASTARD WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE ONE WITH THE "MONEY" NOT HIS GREASY BROTHER. BOTH ARE BROKE ASS COKED-OUT PIECES OF CRAP.

Posted at 6:14PM on Jan 11th 2007 by heir head

34. Any woman who would get engaged to or marry this mess or his brother should just have the words golddigging whore tattooed across her forehead.

Posted at 12:24AM on Jan 15th 2007 by kiki_k

35. I AGREE #9! I may be a swine but I'm hotter than you firecrotches will ever be!

Posted at 8:20PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Big Fat Lazy Greasebucket Brandon Davis's even fatter brother

36. Everytime you guys write "Gummi Bear" and "Greasy Bear", I can't help but crack up laughing! Don't stop poking fun at these wanna be famous losers who have no claim to fame other than that they were hatched with famous last names.

Posted at 7:30PM on Jan 11th 2007 by TMZ is awesome

37. TMZ your nothing but HYPOCRITES. Moan and moan about Jews, and you think it's alright to call people fat or blubbery. Can't have it both ways. Stop with the name calling

Posted at 7:41PM on Jan 11th 2007 by katie Petish

38. i think the poor guy is very hot-n-sexy. he's probably hung like a mule, and has stamina for days! what a catch! paris will be 'with' him next. just you wait and see.

Posted at 8:57PM on Jan 11th 2007 by republicansareuglytrolls

39. Poor guy! He needs medical help FAST!

He needs his stomach banded and go on a high protein diet.

Carbohydrates are poison for a man with his body type.

Posted at 9:41PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Diana RN

40. Somebody give him Jenny Craig's phone number.

Posted at 10:12PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Prnzez

41. Please leave this poor man alone. He didn't choose his relatives. And since when did being fat make a person Public Enemy Number 1? Really! Get a grip, folks.

Posted at 10:19PM on Jan 11th 2007 by tvdinner

42. I saw him eating the predigested food that was coming out of Paris Hiltons mouth , while doing her " slimming exercises " in the bathroom . Dickhead .

Posted at 10:29PM on Jan 11th 2007 by nASTY bOIL

43. I just threw up in my mouth a lil.......

Posted at 1:36AM on Jan 12th 2007 by Tasty

44. All of the billions of oil profits fall into these families. We make fun of them, but, acutally they are laughing at us. He is a member of the "oil cartel" and will not have to work for the rest of his life, while we work out butts off.

Posted at 4:14AM on Jan 12th 2007 by jode

45. All of the billions of oil profits fall into these families. We make fun of them, but, acutally they are laughing at us. He is a member of the "oil cartel" and will not have to work for the rest of his life, while we work out butts off.

Posted at 4:14AM on Jan 12th 2007 by jode

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