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It's Hard Out Here for an Oil Heir

Posted Jan 11th 2007 2:32PM by TMZ Staff

It's not easy being Gummi Bear. Blubbery Jason Davis, abominably blonded brother of TMZ's favorite over-entitled Hollywood clubgoer, Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, had a little issue at the Roosevelt Hotel last night -- when his credit card was apparently denied!

When asked what happened, the behemoth brother bleated, "My card had an issue." The issue of not having paid your bill maybe? Just guessing. Perhaps it's that blonde Goldilocks thing.

Davis went on rambling about working nine to five, running a company or two, and maybe getting engaged. And then Gummi Bear went home to eat more porridge. The End.

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46. All of the billions of oil profits fall into these families. We make fun of them, but, acutally they are laughing at us. He is a member of the "oil cartel" and will not have to work for the rest of his life, while we work out butts off.

Posted at 4:14AM on Jan 12th 2007 by jode

47. All of the billions of oil profits fall into these families. We make fun of them, but, acutally they are laughing at us. He is a member of the "oil cartel" and will not have to work for the rest of his life, while we work out butts off.

Posted at 4:14AM on Jan 12th 2007 by jode

48. All of the billions of oil profits fall into these families. We make fun of them, but, acutally they are laughing at us. He is a member of the "oil cartel" and will not have to work for the rest of his life, while we work out butts off.

Posted at 4:14AM on Jan 12th 2007 by jode

49. All of the billions of oil profits fall into these families. We make fun of them, but, acutally they are laughing at us. He is a member of the "oil cartel" and will not have to work for the rest of his life, while we work out butts off.

Posted at 4:14AM on Jan 12th 2007 by jode

50. It looks like greasy bear in one of those fat costumes!

Posted at 9:01AM on Jan 12th 2007 by Aaronshoe

51. This fat turd is UGLY! His card was declined because he maxed it out buying food. Does he think he looks good with that bleached dead rat on his head?

Posted at 11:02AM on Jan 12th 2007 by apples

52. What two companys does this hippo claim to run? Crispy Cream and Dunkin Doughnuts? Someone needs to clue this clown in on Jenny Craig.

Posted at 11:06AM on Jan 12th 2007 by Wilbur

53. That wolly mamoth must have been rude to the doorman for him to yell out his card had been declined! It must be hard work sitting on your enormous ass eating icecream all day. No wonder he was grouchy. :(

Posted at 11:29AM on Jan 12th 2007 by court jester

54. DOUBLE ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Posted at 12:04PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Cynic

55. Look's like Greasy Bear dressed in a fat suit. Can you say, BLOATED?

Posted at 6:40PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Aaronshoe

56. Obviously he can't use the card since he was too busy eating the money to pay the bill. Can someone just beat him and his brother like they were pinatas???

Posted at 8:03AM on Jan 15th 2007 by Noel

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