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Hey Steven, Put That Away!

Posted Jan 12th 2007 5:48PM by TMZ Staff

How does one politely describe rocker Steven Tyler checking in on Lil' Stevie while on a beach in Maui? Perhaps one makes use of the Aerosmith album title "Honkin' on Bobo"? Yeah, you get the idea.

Or, should we make a pun out one of their hit songs, like "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing," "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" or "Rag Doll"?

Or we could just say, click here to see Steven Tyler play with himself. Yeah, keep it simple.

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16. A classic example of why : if it weren't for mega bucks...........

ick! His bod is ok, but not for that! Wear an age-appropriate swimsuit and behave accordingly.

Posted at 6:40PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Lorraine

17. Who needs to look at this kind of sh*t????

Posted at 7:20PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Brother Harold. S.J.

18. Ewwwww, he looks like my granny without a shirt. What did he find in his underpants? Maybe he has a sandwich in there or some kind of senior citizen snack. Dude should buy a lunch box.

Posted at 7:17PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Spiratacus

19. #12 I couldn't have said it better. They show us titties, muffs and cracks if it's female and a little red star if it's male. C'mon, we all know they have little wee wees.. We wanna see.

Posted at 7:20PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Alaska Berg

20. Aerosmith blows.

Posted at 7:35PM on Jan 12th 2007 by You have got to be kidding

21. Whoa-ho-ho! Maybe the dude is checkin' to see if his old crank is still attached!!

Posted at 7:56PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Lulu

22. Are you sure these aren't pics of Kate Moss????

Posted at 8:21PM on Jan 12th 2007 by PinkFlower

23. When ur that old sometimes u just have to check and make sure it hasn't fallen off yet. That's all

Posted at 8:46PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Brandon

24. (Dry heaves) That's just not right! I'm incredibly grossed out right now, although I am glad TMZ is finally showing icky man bodies instead of the usual icky female bodies...Britney's vagina comes to mind. Yuck!

Posted at 9:04PM on Jan 12th 2007 by mae

25. Between this photo of Steven Tyler and the last photo of Greasy Bear

I'D SEXX THEM BOTH (CHOO CHOO)

AT THE SAME TIME (CHOO CHOO)

JUST FOR KICKS

Posted at 9:10PM on Jan 12th 2007 by FUN GIRL

26. A metalic speedo on anyone is just plain wrong.

Posted at 6:32PM on Jan 13th 2007 by Morgan

27. Sometimes when the water is really cold, the lil' feller hides its wee head, and you gotta strighten it out.
This is why men over a certain age should ALWAYS wear a tee shirt when out in a public place: man titties are never attractive!

Posted at 9:26PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Fat loser guy, with no life, living in moms basement

28. Looks better then Jagger ANYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted at 9:58PM on Jan 12th 2007 by me

29. I don't think he looks all that bad. Perhaps he got a little excited or misadjusted straddling his girl and needed a readjustment. So what--though he might have been a litle more discreet.

Posted at 10:02PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Anony

30. Gotta love it!! Most of you are just jealous....cause he looks better at darned near 60 than you will....

The suit has to go....but...hmmmmm....maybe that's a good idea....try the pic without the suit!!!

He can straddle me anytime...with or without the suit.......

Posted at 10:39PM on Jan 12th 2007 by MamaKin326

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