Hey Steven, Put That Away!

How does one politely describe rocker Steven Tyler checking in on Lil' Stevie while on a beach in Maui? Perhaps one makes use of the Aerosmith album title "Honkin' on Bobo"? Yeah, you get the idea.

Or, should we make a pun out one of their hit songs, like "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing," "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" or "Rag Doll"?

Or we could just say, click here to see Steven Tyler play with himself. Yeah, keep it simple.



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46. Only Steven Tyler could get away with touching his penis in public--LOL! This dude MAY look like a lady, but the first photo where he is standing up, he looks like a DO-able MAN!

Posted at 5:44AM on Jan 15th 2007 by kat

47. EEEEEEWWWW!!!!!
And this dude is supposed to be a sex symbol?!?!?
And what sex exactly, is he a symbol OF?????

Posted at 3:07PM on Jan 15th 2007 by Lovok

48. i thought he'd have more tattoos...

Posted at 5:27PM on Jan 15th 2007 by spike the Poet

49. I'm his biggest fan but those are terrible pictures. What's up with the Speedo!?! As for the person that said he has a big eye tattoo, I've seen him in concert 10+ times and that tattoo changes so it isn't real.

Posted at 7:33PM on Jan 15th 2007 by katymaeflower

50. I am 19 years old and have been to more Aerosmith concerts than years of my life. If uve got a problem with this than...hey, its YOUR problem. Steven Tyler is the absolute best rock and roll vocalist of all times. His music has only become better and better throughout the decades. After all his accomplishments and talents he can do w/e the $%*& he wants!! I jus hope i get a show like this on his next tour of which im traveling all the way from NY to Europe to see!!! ..and if u think hes guna change his fine self for any of u...DREAM ON!

Posted at 2:10AM on Jan 16th 2007 by Lauren

51. New Aerosmith song:

Don't Walk this Way!!!!!

Posted at 11:14AM on Jan 16th 2007 by tip

52. Wish I were in Maui

Posted at 10:03AM on Jan 16th 2007 by D'Aerolick

53. Dtto on what Lauren (#52) said, except I'm not 19. Of course I have to add my two cents... Steven Tyler has more sex appeal at 58 than most men have at 20! His sexy vocals have been giving women wet dreas for over 30 years..HEY YOU MEN OUT THERE.. Can you say that..not likely! As for the photo, when your on the beach, in nothing but your suit, you stash things there (smoke, keys,etc), at least I do! As for the speedo...rather see you NAKED Steven!

Posted at 11:41PM on Jan 17th 2007 by Jacquie

54. just want to know hollywood celebrity gossip

Posted at 12:31PM on Jan 18th 2007 by mao mao

55. Why is Amer. Idol wrong for critiquing people since that's what they came in for but it's ok to print private pix of people at their own personal rest time tending to their body parts for sand or bugs? That to me is rude not to let someone have their time on the beach. And by the way, eventhough it's outside, it can be a private beach. Note: there's no one else but his female guest around.

Maybe you should've left it that way.

I wouldn't have a negative thought either way of him even if u had him scratching said parts or other parts.

God, I know other men check their willies out too. If something nasty was there you'd talk about it then too. So, damned if he does or doesn't.

Posted at 11:28AM on Jan 20th 2007 by ERIS

56. I loved him when I was 16 and I love him now at 58!!! I never, ever, miss a concert. He's so super talented and has an extraordinary amount of energy. You could be deaf and feel the energy he exudes when on stage. So he wears a Speedo, the paparazzi take his picture....big deal, so what? Most men at 58 have a beer belly, flab, etc. The guys on this board are just jealous, and to the females who are dissing Steven, wait until you are 58 and your significant other is 58 and then remember how great Steven looked at 58. I think he looks damn sweet. Hope he and Erin have fun and make it last....Love ya Steven!!!

Posted at 2:08PM on Jan 20th 2007 by Cathie-Aerosmithlover from Massachusetts

57. To MOI who posts this..... "53. That's not really Steven Tyler. He has a big tattoo on his right arm of an eyeball like thing with a star in the middle. And he's waaay skinnier than this picture seems to be. Just saw him last month. Front and center at a concert...and he was shirtless. Not him.

Posted at 2:30AM on Jan 16th 2007 by Moi"

Dear Moi,
The eyeball tatoo is not a permanent tatoo. He has worn many tatoos that are not permanent. I've never missed a Aerosmith concert and THIS IS STEVEN TYLER. My hubby has driven their limo before, and has spent the night w/them when they filmed the "Cryin" video, bought Tom Hamilton a breakfast sandwich at McD's afterwards. That eyeball tatoo isn't always there.

Posted at 3:26PM on Jan 20th 2007 by Cathie-Aerosmithlover from Massachusetts!!!

58. i'm a huge fan of steven. he's nearly 60 or whatever. his body isn't that bad. hey, he's still alive after all those drugs. ok, it's an unfortunate pic but maybe something bit him, maybe his foreskin got something in it. i don't know. at least he had swimmers on. leave st alone. l love him.

Posted at 6:43AM on Jan 21st 2007 by yevisha

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