Tyler's Anatomy

From the folks who brought you Steven Tyler's pee-pee, we're taking a 180-degree turn to present you with his bony ass in all its horror.

Tyler was back at it again on the beaches of Maui this weekend. The rough ocean waves nearly pulled down the rocker's teeny bikini, but luckily for him -- and you, and us, and everyone -- he was able to pull them up before any real damage was done. Disaster averted ... mostly.



Tags: aerosmith, steven tyler, StevenTyler

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31. After gouging out my eyes, I'm typing from my home keys so please forgive me for any typos. Wear trunks Steven! We don't need to see your business...or you picking at it for God know what reason! Then your ass.....hey I hope I look like you when I'm 60yrs old, but for Christs sake can you not pick at your dick?!

Posted at 11:22PM on Jan 15th 2007 by SuperStarSteve

32. Toys in the attic or toy in his pants!?! I don't know what's worse, the view from the front or the view from the back! Dude looks like a perv! I saw a gorilla at a zoo one time going after his junk with the same look on his face. Please, for everyone's sake, cover that sh*t up! You are a very talented musician and I love Aerosmith, but DAMN!

Posted at 11:34PM on Jan 15th 2007 by Kitten

33. I'll just stick to his vocal talents.. really no one should have to look at this.

He needs one of the old swim suit that men use to wear that looked like a undershirt & boxers were sewen together.

Posted at 4:24AM on Jan 16th 2007 by sourapples

34. Gosh,
I just HATE it when you get those little pus filled things all over your many-ha-ha!

Posted at 7:56AM on Jan 16th 2007 by Herman H. Herpes

35. This troglodyte looks like Donald Trump on a good night.

Posted at 10:31AM on Jan 16th 2007 by Brother Harold. S.J.

36. A little shrinkage Stevie?

Posted at 9:02PM on Jan 17th 2007 by shorty

37. He's just checking to see if the blue pill has kicked in yet. No?
New endorsement:
~~~Dude looks like Viagra~~~

Posted at 7:02PM on Mar 16th 2007 by Geek

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