Baby Elfman on the Way!

31. They're not expecting a baby. They're expecting an alien spawn.

Posted at 10:11PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Scientology sucks

32. Wow those are some rude comments! Didn't it occur to anyone that they may have had trouble getting pregnant??

Posted at 9:46AM on Jan 20th 2007 by Carina

33. Kellie,

Scientology has nothing to do with the fact that they are a couple expecting a child.

fruitloop

Posted at 10:15PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Sam

34. Who cares???

Posted at 10:53PM on Jan 19th 2007 by WTF

35. All the people out there who are NOT nasty and bitter should be posting positive comments to drown out the small percentage of hate mongering bigots! Good on you for those who have!

Congratulations Elfmans!

Posted at 10:23PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Leigh

36. I LOVE SCIENTOLOGY AND GEORGE BUSH!!!!!! I LOVE GEORGE BUSH!! GEORGE BUSH RULES!!! GO GEORGE!!!! I LOVE GEORGE BUSH!! GO GEORGE!!!! I WISH HE COULD BE PRESIDENT AGAIN!!! GO GEORGE!!! WERE STANDING BEHIND OUR PRESIDENT!!!

Posted at 10:51PM on Jan 19th 2007 by im just sayin

37. YOU CARE #32.... THATS WHO. ITS ANOTHER LONELY FRIDAY NIGHT FOR YOU #32. SO YOU CARE OR YOU WOULDNT BE ON HERE!!!!

Posted at 10:59PM on Jan 19th 2007 by im just sayin

38. #30 Leigh

Agree 100%

Peace

Posted at 11:08PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Sam

39. Come on people. Stop being so damn rude! They are adding a child to a relationship that is obviously strong and healthy. I for one am happy for them. A baby is always such a joy. So what if she's a little bit zany. At least she'll have fun with her baby. And looks are not everything. I mean, look at Angelina Jolie. An anorexic herion addict is not my idea of sexy. Anyway, if you can't say something nice, GO TO HELL.

Posted at 3:17PM on Jan 20th 2007 by aj

40. Thetan spawn
Scientology=CULT

Posted at 11:09PM on Jan 19th 2007 by patty cake

41. hate-mongering bigots? Now THAT was spoken like a true Scientologist. Bigotted against whom? Since we all know Scientology is not a religion, or a specific racial class, or are the disabled WHO are we bigotted against? The Cult of Greed and Power that is Scientology? Count me in on that one anyday.
Since when is voicing your displeasure of another pregnancy for much-needed good PR on these lunatics "hate-mongering"? It's just calling it what it is. And to the poster sometime back: Yes Tom Cruise probably did have to give his approval. These people can't take a crap without asking the higher-ps first.And I'm not nasty and bitter. I'm a fun-loving guy who can't imagine actually wanting to fu*k that ugly Elfman. Give me a normal chick anyday.

Posted at 11:43PM on Jan 19th 2007 by Brendan

42. While Mr. Boil enjoys the sandy beaches of San Palo please , sit back , and enjoy " Best of Boil " . Thank You . And this has nothing to do with the creative rights contractual litigation going on now with Mr. Boil .
this one is from January 19 , 1959

Oh SH*T , ron , you scared the hell out of me .What the F*ck are you doing running aroung in a spacesuit ? Dickhead . No I do not have time to go whoring around , smoking pot , drinking and talking to Timothy Leary about Aliens . Want to be Usefull ?? Why don't you start a religon . Yeah . Aliens run the religon . get it ? Dickheads .

We hope you have enjoyed this " Best of Boil " . thank You . and please do not send emails asking for " Mr. dickheads return " . Thank you . ....Harvey .

Posted at 11:41PM on Jan 19th 2007 by bEST of bOIL

43. #31 What the hell planet are you on? George Bush can rule a fart out of his drawers he's so stupid, that's the closest he's gotten to WMD's. :P And #31 when the mother ship calls PLEASE take W with you!

Posted at 12:47PM on Jan 20th 2007 by Peter Wells

44. Soon he will be here . Harvs arrange a "meeting" to figure out how to get " Boil " back on board . I don't know about you but I'm sick of these " Best Ofs" I want my New NASTY BOIL . NOW ! oh sorry Mr. Levine ...ok .... Now while we wait , enjoy this " BEST OF BOIL "
from OCT 27th 1947

Well looks like we gots' ourselves a spaceship in Nevada . Poophead . Hope them bastards have money for whores and gamblin' . Poophead .

WOW ! that seemed real old . I think harv is really scrappin ' the bottom off the barrel ...oh yes Mr. Levine ....and please do not email us asking if Boil refers to Water boiling or a burn , or a puss-filled blister . We do not know . The idiot works for us for nothing --why should we care ? thank you !

Posted at 5:20AM on Jan 20th 2007 by Best of BOIL

45. Great, a Xenu baby.

Posted at 6:14AM on Jan 20th 2007 by West Ham