Anna Nicole to Birkhead -- Go F**k Yourself

Anna NicoleTMZ obtained an AOL Instant Message exchange yesterday between Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead. Anna Nicole made it clear that she's not going to submit to a DNA paternity test without a fight.

The following is a precise transcript, complete with spelling and grammatical errors (but the user names have been changed):

Anna Nicole quit trash me at the casino
Larry not at a casino
Anna Nicole go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole Yall are sick
Larry show up for the test with the baby\
Anna Nicole don't think so
Anna Nicole u wish
Larry everybody just want u to do right thing is all
Anna Nicole in your dreams

The deadline for the paternity test was today. We've learned Smith's lawyers were in Los Angeles County Superior Court this morning trying to block the test. The judge has not issued a definitive ruling on Smith's motion and so far the DNA test has not happened.



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16. Well Laura she has been talking to him she called and thanked him for the gifts he sent to Dannilynn at christmas much to Howies dismay.

Is this above something Vickie Lynn would do absolutly not.

Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Sarah With Issues

17. #5 ...........YOU'RE RIGHT , SHE'S KNOWS THIS BABY IS BY LARRY'S , HER NEW HUBBY KNOWS ITS THE TRUTH , AND NOT ONLY THAT , HER HUBBY SHE HAS NOW , IF HE WANTED A BABY BY HER , HE WOULD OF DONE IT YEARS BEFORE LARRY AND NICOLE GOTTEN TOGETHER ,SUPPOSELY HER HUBBY WAS WITH HER BEFORE LARRY CAME IN THE PICTURE.

#6 THIS PICTURE ABOVE TELLS THE WHOLE TRUTH , WHAT KIND OF SLUT SHE IS , FIRST OF ALL , IF YOU'RE TRYING TO PROTECT YOUR DAUGHTER , YOU WOULDNT BE GETTING ON ANY MESSAGE BOARD OR HAVE A PICTURE TAKEN AND ACT LIKE THIS , BUT THEN AGAIN , ANNA NICOLE ISNT "NORMAL" THE BITCH IS WIERD AND IMMATURE . SHE HAD A SH*TTY LIFE , AND SHE'S GOING TO PUT HER HUBBY AND BABY THROUGH IT , AND MAKE THERE LIFE MISERABLE .

NOT ONLY THAT IF ANNA'S MOTHER WANTED TOO , SHE COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT ANNA , BUT THEN AGAIN , WHY IN THE HELL WOULD ANYONE IN THIS WORLD , WANT TO BUY IT , WHY MAKE SOMEONE ELSE RICH .

ANNA DOESNT DESERVE ANY CHILDREN .............

Posted at 4:05PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by justpickyyy

18. Post #2 - That's exactly right ANYONE else would be in jail if they avoided a court order...Anna EXPECTS " Special " treatment...she will be FORCED to "change "
her tune SOON enough...you CAN'T keep running from the LAW and get away
with it.

She is making a "JOKE " of the law...and she finds this AMUSING???... WTF???

Posted at 4:07PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Opinion

19. This Drug Addict never ceases to amaze me. She just continues to LIE ,,, LIE...LIE.

It's a shame really. Authorities can't physically forse her to take the paternity test even though they have a judgement stating she has to comply. This is a catch 22 situation.

She's refusing to pay Callendars the $ she owes them. She refuses to comply to the paternity test. SHE IS HER OWN WORST ENENMY. She wouldn't leave the Horizon House until she was forced to do so . She is a liability to anyone's life she touches. I find her extrememly dysfuntional and self absorbed.

I'll just bet she won't even cooperate when her Inquest trail starts. SHe must be so high that she doesn't realize how she comes off to the general public. At this point ...she thinks she can get away with anything. Because so far....SHE HAS.

. Who ever the FATHER is ........he has a right to know and be involved with his child's life. Her brain is functioning on " some other level " that no one can possibily understand. The Bahamian authorities need to send in some kind of CPS to check on Dannilynn. WTF is taking so long ? That little girl deserves so much better than what ANS can provide as a " mother " Just do something that is " in the best interst of the child ".....This is getting ridiculous. What good is a judgement from a court of Law if it can't be enforsed ?

Posted at 4:08PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by The wise old owl

20. man it's like two 3 yr. olds writing that s**t... they can both lick mah balls
anna is a fat biotch & needs to do the right, but that might be hard for her, considering she has never done the right thing b4,
note to anna: stop acting like a little bitch & submit to a DNA paternity test!!

Posted at 4:10PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by DR GRUV

21. ANS IS ONE OF THE MOST HATED WOMEN IN THE U.S.A.....SHE IS DECEITFUL,
WHITE TRASH, 8TH GRADE DROP-OUT, SHALLOW, SHAMEFUL, DISGUSTING,
A PSYCHOPATHIC LIAR AND ABOVE ALL A CRIMINAL ! HOLD ON EVERYONE, BECAUSE HER NECK IS ABOUT TO BE SNAPPED !!!! ALTHOUGH SHE THINKS SHE IS ABOVE THE LAW, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY, SHE IS NOT !! THEY'RE FINISHED MONKEYING AROUND WITH HER AND A GOOD LONG STINT IN JAIL AWAITS THIS BROAD !!! HAVE FUN IN JAIL, ANNA !!! LARRY GOOD LUCK TO YOUR JOB AS A FULL TIME DADDY !! AND BEN GET YOUR HOUSE BACK AND FUMIGATED, MAYBE IT WOULD BE BETTER JUST TO BURN IT DOWN AFTER SHE'S LIVED IN IT !!

Posted at 4:16PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by cheryl

22. I hope Debra Opri walked into Superior Court with cotton swabs.

ANS brings new meaning to Bob Barker's signoff, "Have your pet spayed or neutered."

Posted at 4:12PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Michele

23. this IM conversation in chatfu:
http://chatfu.com/p/7f36d0f17d18e9f2

Posted at 4:10PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by WKRP

24. Sluts on AIM? This is a first.

http://itapped.com

Posted at 6:30PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Robert

25. I kinda do question that AOL chat, but believe that Birkhead is the baby daddy.

Posted at 4:17PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by sweet spirit

26. To #21 !!! Thanks for the tidbit there...Looks like TMZ has lied...What is TMZ trying to prove by this nonsense ? I would have thought that they'd be above it !! TMZ I have lost all faith in any truth from your articles because of this !! Whomever decided to put this in and deceive your readers should be FIRED !

Posted at 4:33PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by cheryl

27. Ewww...I can't stand this SLUT! How did TMZ get this info though?

Posted at 11:34PM on Jan 24th 2007 by Yo single momma

28. Change your name you old crone. The Energizer Bunny would be more appropriate..you just keep going and going and going and going and.......

Posted at 4:35PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by wise old owl is a whack job

29. Be careful whack job. The wise old owl thinks she can get people thrown off TMZ(like she has that power)LMAO!

Posted at 4:44PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by asspatty

30. She doesn't want a DNA test to show Birkhead is the father. If he is, he will try for custody because she is an unfit mother. Howard is probably sterile or gay.

Posted at 4:59PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by BJ

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