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Anna Nicole to Birkhead -- Go F**k Yourself

1/23/2007 5:04 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Anna NicoleTMZ obtained an AOL Instant Message exchange yesterday between Anna Nicole Smith and Larry Birkhead. Anna Nicole made it clear that she's not going to submit to a DNA paternity test without a fight.

The following is a precise transcript, complete with spelling and grammatical errors (but the user names have been changed):

Anna Nicole quit trash me at the casino
Larry not at a casino
Anna Nicole go f**k my mom to
Anna Nicole Yall are sick
Larry show up for the test with the baby\
Anna Nicole don't think so
Anna Nicole u wish
Larry everybody just want u to do right thing is all
Anna Nicole in your dreams

The deadline for the paternity test was today. We've learned Smith's lawyers were in Los Angeles County Superior Court this morning trying to block the test. The judge has not issued a definitive ruling on Smith's motion and so far the DNA test has not happened.


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Be careful whack job. The wise old owl thinks she can get people thrown off TMZ(like she has that power)LMAO!

2776 days ago


She doesn't want a DNA test to show Birkhead is the father. If he is, he will try for custody because she is an unfit mother. Howard is probably sterile or gay.

2776 days ago


TMZ that's comical...that is the biggest FAKE document I've seen in my life!!

2776 days ago

Lillian Cubero    

This walking mutation who identifies herself as a woman and a mother is a trailer trash drug junkie whose poor son Daniel had to suffer the embarassment and the humiliations of this so called mother. SHY? was he? try Mortified??? The Baby.... well, is it really important whose it is? ....if ...she gets to keep it and raise it???? I think NOT! And know what? I really don't think she cares who the father is.
IT"S that Ozark Mentality .

2776 days ago

Finally exposed - shes a wierdo    

She's a skank ho. A nasty piece of work, with a 4th grade education and the IQ of an ice cube. Totally hollow & devoid of any redeeming characteristics. Doesn't care about anyone but herself, and will act impulsively, regardless of who she hurts (her new daughter, creating a drug filled environment that killed her son, etc). Best thing to do would be to sterilize her so she can't have any more kids, so there's no one left to hurt.

2776 days ago

Dr. Spazz    

Why do you news people like to put SHIT on the web/news papers or TV? There are so many more people out there you can say are real stars in the business that should be in the news. Who really cares if this or that girl shows her T and A. Don't you think they need some training class in how to grow up plus how to handle themselves in puplic (ie) clubs, eatting places fand so on. Lets get some real news people in there.

2776 days ago


January 23, 2007

2776 days ago

Oh Wow!!    

I used to take up for the little heifer, but she's getting on my damn nerves. If the baby isn't Larry's, she'd submit to the test just to shut his ass up and prove him wrong. Why run away from it? Larry has his answer right there. The baby is his. Little jacked up bitch. Why don't she give him the baby and go to fucking rehab? She's getting on my nerves, and is showing the world who the real father of that baby is! Good going Anna, you loused up whore!

2776 days ago


If Vickie Lynn and her lawyers are trying to say the people that are there to take the Paternity test does not have work permits in the Bahamas to do the test,

Seem if its convient for them its ok but when it comes to anybody else its not.

2776 days ago


I really think the true reason for her refusing to comply with the court order is because Daniel is the father of this baby. I do not believe for one minute that she would be acting like this if LB was the father, but hiding a dark, sinister secret would certainly cause her to act like this. What else could it be?

2776 days ago

Rose Young-Stewart    

Anna Nicole is so pretty and puts up with a lot of" fan" crap from people. and i wish everyone would leave her alone i really like her and wish i looked as good as she does. Who cares whose baby it is do you really think every father in this world is the true father to his "Child?" I don't think so.

2776 days ago


calm down lara- what makes you think birkhead did not cut and paste the IM exchange after they were done and send it off to TMZ...? I doubt there was anything illegal going down.

2776 days ago


This fat Pig should have her Panties filled with concrete--What a money sucking human Whore-- I do believe that Birdding is the father but cant understand that shr cant be forced to take the DNA test ??? Then she gets tied up with a rotten ass-hole like Stern-- He is almost as bad as the other Money Sucking Howard Stern- Is that money sucking in the name, Or ELSEwhere????

2776 days ago

Sand In My Crack    

Yes do have Issues..along with all the others who have made this saga your personal vendetta. Writing letters to the Bahamian government, seeking what you consider "justice" to "rescue this "poor child" Who died and made you guys Mother Teresa? I think all of your frustration comes from the fact that you are constipated and can't take a decent dump in the morning.

2776 days ago


#35...Rose, put down the bong.

2776 days ago
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